Tyra's Runway Rendezvous Review

Reviewed by vodka tonic  on  8/22/2005

Director : Kiss
Photography : Jack Remy
Cast : Tyra Banxxx, Nikki Benz, Sophia Sandobar, Brandi Lyons, Jenna Haze, Tommy Gunn, Lee Stone, Scott Lyons, Mario Rossi, Anthony Hardwood
Running Time : 69 mins

DVD Extras : Chapter selection, photo gallery, trailers, behind-the-scenes

Trailers : "Spend the Night with Cindy", "Gonzo, Jenna Haze Style", "Lipstick, Lingerie & Lesbians"

Behind-The-Scenes (13 mins) : Female director Kiss has the thickest & most charming British accent, explaining Tyra & Scott how she wants their scene to unroll. As usual in JKP BTS, there's a rather obtrusive free-jazz muzak in the background that can drown voices. Tyra is still the dullest interview I've ever seen. She doesn't know what interracial means. Sophia's fav position is doggy. Nikki is none too happy about her partners, but she laughs it off.

Short Story : I'm still not sure there is one. Possibly vignettes with a fashion & supermodel theme. But I do think there's an aborted attempt at a story. Maybe I missed the dialogue, or a plot twist that explained the absence of storyline. Let's say vignettes.


WHO DOES WHO :

1) TYRA BANXXX & SCOTT LYONS



Applying mascara in front of her dressing-room mirror, Tyra is upset because the other girls are picking on her. What she doesn't know is that one day, she'll get her revenge on her bullies & become a JKP contract girl ! The last one before it goes bankrupt ! Anyway, enough on the exclamation marks, and on to her pussy being tenderly licked by boss Scott Lyons, a stick-thin woodsman with thinning hair & one enormous appendage. She puts as much as she can into her mouth, and that sucker is really thick, then he takes from behind as she lifts her leg on the make-up board (good close-ups) and they end up on the leopard-print bed in mish & spoon. Tyra is always an enthusiastic performer, and there's good chemistry happening there. Scott looks like he really digs her. He spurts a very nice load on her belly & puss.

2) BRANDI LYONS, NIKKI BENZ & TOMMY GUNN



Slim & gorgeous Brandi is perfect for the role, but I can't remember a model with implants as big as Nikki's ever gracing a catwalk. It's also unclear why mega-stud Tommy Gunn interrupts their catwalk strut, but this is a porn movie, and both lovelies have no other choice but to suck him to further the plot. The techno muzak is obtrusive. Such big boobs on that tiny waist make Nikki bumping on Tommy's cock an impressive sight, but she doesn't fake very convincingly. They change position, with Brandi mished by Tommy while Nikki towers over her face. It's all very beautiful, but sparks fail to fly. Tommy comes on Brandi's belly.

3) TYRA BANXXX & LEE STONE



Fade to Tyra & Lee groping on a sofa next to a mini-bar. I'm slowly getting convinced there's no storyline. Tyra is lovely in a green & black corseted bustier and black satin skirt. The couple traditionally has fantastic chemistry, and this one is no exception. Too bad the muzak once again drowns the moans. Lee grabs Tyra's hair as she takes as much of his cock as possible into her mouth, then it cuts rapidly into a doggy & a standing scissor on the sofa, with Tyra making all sorts of faces as she tries to accommodate Lee's XXL cock into her pussy. He pumps & pumps & pumps, then lays her on the sofa to lick at her snatch for a little while before entering again in missionary, going all the way into her petite body. After some reverse cowgirl, he fucks her standing up (aka à la Lee Stone) then they finish in sweaty CG before his cum ends up on her chin. High energy & great stroke value. Thumbs up !

4) NIKKI BENZ, ANTHONY HARDWOOD & MARIO ROSSI



Nikki comes in Mario's office, naked under her raincoat. Anthony comes out of nowhere, then they fuck. Is this a plot twist ? I don't know. All of the action happens on a table, which for some reason is a device I've always hated, so I'm starting with a negative bias. Nikki is providing minimum service for the blow-job. Mario tries to keep things interesting by removing her hands out of the way, then really working her in missionary, but reactions are far & few. Anthony is a hindrance to the scene and Nikki is way too aloof. I have yet to see a scene where the buxom blonde looks like's genuinely having fun instead of collecting her paycheck. Mario is doing his best, but that's not enough. She does take a mouthful at the end.

5) JENNA HAZE & SOFIA SANDOBAR



I've run out of words to describe a Jenna Haze g/g scene. Sofia tongues Jenna's pussy. Tip of a finger. "Oh, yeah, suck my pussy". Whip out metallic dildo. Suck metallic dildo as if it was full of veins. Dildo in pussy : "Oh, yeah, fuck my pussy". Fall asleep. Open your eyes again for the sake of review. See Jenna tonguing Sofia. "Oh yeah". Oh no. Fast forward. Unfortunately, it's the last scene.


SO ? : Much like its wannabe models posing & preening, "Tyra's Runway Rendezvous" is all style and few substance. Save for Tyra, who naturally flows through her scenes with the help of her 2 formidable partners, the picture-perfect players of this slickly produced vignettes feature never give more than what is expected of them. A bad case of contract girls on auto-pilot. With competent photography by reliable veteran Remy and such a high level of eye candy, 'tis even more the pity. Tyra fans will want to check it out. Others can save their money.