Tyra's Little Secrets Review

Reviewed by vodka tonic  on  3/24/2005

Director : Jax
Cast : Tyra Banxxx, Cindy Crawford, Naudia Rio, Nicole Brazzle, Jenna Haze, Chloe Dior, Lee Stone, Mario Rossi, Anthony Hardwood, Tommy Gunn, Van Damage

DVD Extras : Chapter selection (note to JKP, when you chose pink as the colour of lettering in the menu, avoid chosing pink as the selection colour too. Pink on pink, it's impossible to know which chapter you're selecting !), photo gallery, trailers, behind-the-scenes

Trailers : "Sorority Hazing", "Urban Angels", "Cindy's Way 4"

Behind-The-Scenes : Tyra is very young and very vapid. She wants to promote her website then suddenly remembers she doesn't have any. Cindy Crawford explains one thing or two about anal sex & cleanliness. Nicole Brazzle has the thickest accent and I couldn't understand one thing she said ! Jenna & Chloe try to figure out how to wear a tee-shirt. 18 mins.


SCENE BREAKDOWN :

1) CINDY CRAWFORD & VAN DAMAGE



Cindy & Van wait for Tyra on the couch of a suburban home, and Van decides that licking Cindy's pussy is the best way to while away the time. Cindy is a lovely, natural blonde with a pierced clit & a girl-next-door quality, which nowadays go hand in hand, and she looks a lot like 80's porn star Lauryl Canyon. She gives Van a great, drooling blow-job, swallowing his hard tool right to the base. The brilliant, enthusiastic fellatio is seen in bird's view, low-angle & from the side. She lays on the couch for the missionary, then sits on his dick in reverse cowgirl. Good shots of Cindy's lean, petite body bumping on his dick with her feet on his thighs. She turns around for standard cowgirl, and darn if she ain't got a nice, firm, supple butt. Tyra peeps from afar, just in time for the doggy. Warm colours & good videography complement this nice & long scene. Van pops on her chest.

2) TYRA BANXXX, NICOLE BRAZZLE & LEE STONE



Bubbly blonde Nicole, wearing a pink cheerleader ensemble, crawls her way to hot'n heavy couple Tyra & Lee in a bathroom. Muscle-bound Lee carries Tyra upside down on his shoulders to tongue her twat while the latter, head topsy-turvy above his navel, witnesses first-hand Nicole's hungry treatment of the gym jock's dick. Then Tyra comes down to the floor to get a taste of the manly medicine before Lee enters Nicole doggy-style over the washstand. Very satisfying full-body shots throughout. Tyra titillates Nicole's bud as Lee continues to love Nicole in missionary, then gets her own thorough mish treatment soon after. Tyra seems genuinely overwhelmed by the size of Lee's snake and the girls do vie for his attention. They all move the action to the side of the bathtub, each girl alternating in reverse cowgirl until Lee pops on Nicole's mouth. Tyra kisses her girlfriend but dodges snowballing. An ably filmed and very pleasant threesome.

3) NAUDIA RIO, ANTHONY HARDWOOD & MARIO ROSSI



You can safely stop looking for a story at this point. Not only is there none, but with Mario & Anthony's thick foreign accents, you'd be hard-pressed to understand this pivotal plot twist. Even super-hot brunette Naudia doesn't understand why they're interrupting her masturbation, but the happy trooper still jumps head-first onto both studs' eager dongs. Once again, this scene is perfectly lit, with warm colours and to-the-point camerawork. No pussy eating, as each guy directly alternate on both ends of the willing beauty, with Mario getting first honour inside her sweet pussy while Anthony gets oral relief. Tight & larger full-body shots make the most of the great eye candy that is this hot threesome, though this reviewer wouldn't have minded if Naudia had stripped off her tee instead of simply pulling it above her breasts. Naudia climbs in reverse cowgirl on Mario while a sweaty Anthony tries to tower above her for a piledriver b/j (unsuccesfully), then the guys switch positions and end the scene in doggy before coming inside her mouth. Naudia is a bit unresponsive throughout, and it all feels mechanical, but everybody's so beautiful you won't mind that much. Can I just add that after coming, Anthony tries to force his cock into Naudia's left ear ? Spooky !

4) TYRA BANXXX & TOMMY GUNN



On a safari-print king-size bed, ebony cutie Tyra strips hunky Tommy out of his black trousers. Tommy is wearing white socks with black loafers, and that is a big no-no ! On the other hand, Tyra looks fabulous, almost naked with just a diamanté choker with "sexy" written on it in glittery bold letters and striped panties. The couple 69 for a little while, then she rides him in cowgirl. Tyra is a very light shade of ebony and Tommy's a tan-bed, so for an interracial scene, it's rather low on contrast, but fortunately, big on chemistry. Tyra wails as Tommy thrusts into her, and continues when they switch to missionary. He does care a lot about Tyra's clit, tickling her happy button as he delves his dick inside her pussy, and it's a pleasure to watch Tyra bend and writhe as he stimulates the hot spot. Tommy pounds some more in reverse cowgirl and doggy, then comes on her mouth. Efficient videography and a hot couple make it an easy winner.

5) JENNA HAZE & CHLOE DIOR



After watching Tyra & Tommy get it on in the adjoining room, lithe Jenna & her busty girlfriend Chloe are hot enough to improvise a duet in their own (very dollhouse) bedroom. As often happens in Jenna's lezzie scenes for JKP, she looks too much like she's posing for every potential photo op, hence destroying all hopes of spontaneity. Even her nasty talk sounds pre-written. They twiddle around with pink dildos, looking every inch the beauties they are, but everything is so formatted, pay-day and ultimately fake even glamour enthusiasts will get bored. Considering all previous scenes were 20 minutes long and this one clocks in at 10, I suspect the director was as uninspired as his performers. Tepid & unnecessary.


THE LOWDOWN : Too bad its last scene was so mediocre, because this "Little Secret" proved to be an otherwise enjoyable couples’ quickie. Devoid of any other ambition than to pair up hot, young performers in a series of friendly sex scenes, "Tyra" succeeds very simply, with a crisp, gorgeous photography that sublimates its 5-star cast. If the sex can at times feel mechanical, an excellent round-up of experienced male performers effortlessly elevate the somewhat greener cast of ladies (bar Cindy Crawford, who’s already a star waiting to happen, and who doesn’t need any help in milking the most out of her scenes). Like good bubblegum pop, "Tyra’s Little Secrets" is as disposable as it is fresh & pretty, and you’d be silly not to indulge. Good pizza porn for a Saturday night with the buds.