Twisted As Fuck Review

Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  5/6/2006

Well fans I'm scared to write this review, lol. Kylie Ireland has made the move over to DVSX now and here is her first release for them and the title really does say it all concerning this release, Twised As Fuck. This is porn not for the timid of heart. You really need to have a strong stomach to take this one, it's not "gross" so much as it's all out aggression of the tallest order. These girls love their sex rough and it's not something to be watched if you're not into the bondage genre. There is lots of verbal abuse in this heaped on everyone by everyone. The girls at first seem submissive but take for instance the first scene with Taryn Thomas. She's brought into a dark garage area by Brian Surewood all bound and gagged in a sack. There are two other fellas there who paid Surewood to bring them someone and so Taryn is served up or so it seems. The guys have their way as we get lots of darkness to start which was somewhat a blessing as I don't dig this type of action. But Taryn's like if you back off a bit I'll be more inclined to get into it and here the lighting improves a lot and we get a pretty hardcore scene with dp's and ending with two fairly weak loads before Surewood fires a good one but he too sadly misses the mark with a lot of his load. But we see as the scene fades Taryn berating Surewood as it seems this was her fantasy to be "kidnapped" and basically raped but he didn't quite do it right.

The second scene features Nikki Hunter in the role of "kind" mistress! Seems Kylie and Christian are bound in the basement and you get some interesting effects to get the scene going, voices are piped in like they are coming from beyond, some interesting grainy footage was used and then you get the verbal abuse given by Nikki who I've seen firsthand do this very type scene for Hillary Scott in her upcoming sequel to Anal Princess Diaries. Here Nikki's in charge and there's no mistaking it as the scene unfolds. You get your first use of I guess you'd call it medical equipment to spread open Kylie's mouth, you get anal and A2OGM ending with Christian firing away to Miss Ireland's tongue. The next scene features two explosive performers in Sandra Romain and Tory Lane. Seems Tory's the nurse and her brand of treatment is very different from what you see in most ER's I bet. Lots of medical stuff used here as she verbally and physically attacks Sandra's body and mind but we all know Sandra and she takes this only so long before the tables are quickly turned and we see just how dominant Miss Romain can be as she exacts her revenge for this Miss Diagnosis, lol. You had some interesting use of light to at the start of this scene but what carries it is the excellent chemistry between Tory and Sandra who feed off each other so well. It's not my type of g/g action but I can tell when girls are really into it and these two were. The scene ends with the roles reversed basically and it's Tory lying all spent on the table and Sandra covers her up with the very white sheet which at the start had been laying over body. Wonder if my medical plan would cover this type of treatment, not that I'd want it mind you!

On to the next scene which concerns a suitcase pimp as we're told. The picture quality kind of reminded me of the old 80's porn or what you saw in the movie Boogie Nights. What makes this contemporary is the fact the girl's all wrapped up in plastic and she is taped too. Joel Lawrence then uses his knife to slowly cut away the plastic leaving only the mouth gag in place. Trinity Post is the girl we're watching btw, sorry. Joel uses his knife to tease her body or more accurately her pussy lips. You watch as he has his way with her, soon he's fucking her anally in piledriver while also heaping some verbal abuse down upon her. The picture retains some of that feel we had at the beginning but it does improve enough so you see the action pretty good. We get a return though in the finish to her wrapped in plastic with the mouth gag in place and Joel sprays his jizz all over her face. I should also point out the grainy 80's type visual of the picture is also there as he is popping. Going to the next scene we get to watch Julie Night start out housed in the familiar cage, if you've watched Kylie's dvds in the past you've seen this most likely. We get Julie taken out and lots of ass spanking is shot along with some facial slaps. The nipples are covered in duck tape and we get some darker lighting to this scene and oh yeah a ball gag is put in the mouth so something tells me this isn't going to be a soft fuzzy romantic romp! Once again a knife is utilized to tease the girl running the full length of her belly and making several turns around Julie's belly before it's run over those pussy lips. Going on you see some further pussy and ass play with the guys fingers and this leads to a nice sized toy inserted into her bunghole. Julie then gets to engulf a large cock only with her mouth and using a side view we watch her face fucked with a little makeup running being seen too. The darker lighting does make it a bit more difficult to make out the penetration while they're fucking but the mood has been set and Kylie does a good job maintaining it with this lighting and of course Julie's fine energetic performance. Miss Night is also well versed in taking it up her ass and we get some action in that dept. along with a few more slaps to her face. The reverse cowgirl anal gave us perhaps the best shots of the scene and you also get the pop left here inside with Julie then turning that ass around to face the camera and she's able to cumfart out some of the load onto James Deen's fingers and naturally Julie's a good slut licking it up.

We arrive to the final scene and who better to close out this sick twisted title than Kelly fuck'n Wells. We start with Kelly being led into a bathroom with a collar around her neck and her arms bound behind her back. Lots of verbal abuse heaped onto Kelly by her man and even a bit of physical stuff too when she's pulled back by her neck which is still surrounded by the collar. You also see a butt plug nestled firmly in her ass and as her head is shoved into a toilet we get a little ass play. The lighting again is a bit to dark for my tastes but since this scene isn't really up my alley I wasn't minding to much. Kelly is an excellent girl, though, for this type of scene and does an excellent job of letting Alex Sanders have his way. We go on with some hard dick sucking and of course lots of anal depravity before Kelly takes the pop, but Alex doesn't jizz on her face, no he splooges all over the dirty floor and Kelly's made to dip her face down and lick it up which of course she does.

Well fans I can safely say this is a porn dvd not for the timid to watch and you really need to be a fan of the more edgier type sex I think to really appreciate what Kylie was going for. Myself I'm just not into this type of action so watching it I never was really turned on but I could appreciate the time and effort along with the energy all must have put into the various scenarios. Extra wise you get the pops repeated, some solo stroking by the girls and there is some behind the scenes and I'd certainly watch this to see what glimpses into her thought process Kylie gives in making this dvd. A strong purchase recommendation for the more fetish oriented crowd and for fans of Kylie's work as a whole this would probably be a rental at first and then you can see if the various scenarious turn you on or not.