Twins (Men of Odyssey) Review
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Studio: Men of Odyssey
Category: Gay
Directed by: Anthony Londano
Starring: Gabriel, Oscar, Sam Dixon, Griff Thorson
Released on: 6/28/2000
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Reviewed by joeblow69 on 4/9/2001
About a year of two ago, one of my favorite gay
mags, Men Magazine, showed up on my doorstep with
two of the hunkiest twins I had ever seen on the
cover. The photo shoot was amazing, and these
two Spanish studs had the most amazing cocks!
Their spread teased about an upcoming porno
movie, Twins, which is finally available on
DVD.
Our story starts off with Griff getting horny and ordering up a hooker from the classifieds. I don’t know why Griff needs to pay for sex… he’s definitely cute enough to land just about any guy he wants. Seconds later one of the Odyssey twins (I’m not sure which one! In fact, the director didn’t even know which one it was! Let’s just say it was Oscar…) shows up and throws Griff down on the bed. Oscar really manhandles Griff, slapping him around a bit to get him warmed up. I couldn’t wait to see that big Spanish kielbasa of Oscars! Griff’s in for quite a treat! This has got to be one of the most perfect cocks I’ve ever seen! It’s extra thick, long, and uncut! And to think, there’s another guy in this movie with an identical one! After Griff gives Oscar a good sucking, Oscar fucks him while his twin brother Gabriel watches from a window. We don’t get to see as many penetration shots as I would have liked, but Oscar’s gooey cumshot goes a long way to make up for it.
Griff is back again for the next scene, this time making out with his boyfriend Sam Dixon. Boy, Griff sure loves getting his nipples sucked! But then again, who wouldn’t enjoy getting your tits sucked on by cutie Sam? Griff spends a looong time slobbering all over his boyfriend’s wiener before Sam starts shoving it up his ass. Yikes… this is the first time I noticed this… Griff has a REALLY small wiener! We’re talking maybe 4 inches here! No wonder he never got sucked in either of these two scenes! Oh well, at least he’s always the bottom. While the cock sucking is pretty good, the actual anal sex is rather bland. It picks up a bit at the end, though, with Sam spraying a good deal of spunk on Griff’s back.
A little while later, Sam leaves for the gym, and Griff decides to call up one of the Odyssey twins again. (Jeez… doesn’t this guy ever get enough??) I’m not sure which twin he ends up with, but I’m assuming it’s the other one, Gabriel. OH boy! More Spanish penis!! Gabriel is a little gentler than his brother was, and the two spend a lot of time rolling around massaging each other’s bulging crotches before the clothes actually come off. This may sound strange, but Gabriel’s dick looks a little different than his brother’s. The head is a little smaller. I guess they’re not quite identical after all! After Griff sucks on Gabriel’s sausage, Gabriel blows his load while munching on Griff’s ass.
Next up is what we’ve been waiting to see all along… Gabriel and Oscar together. Unfortunately, they don’t actually touch each other. They sit side by side on a couch and stare into each other’s eyes while they jack off. Still, it’s incredibly hot watching these identical studs working their thick cocks. They even manage to cum in unison!
Once Sam finds out about Griff’s affairs, he dumps him like a sack of potatoes. What’s a guy to do? Well, Griff wastes no time heading over to Gabriel and Oscar’s place for another game of hide the salami. Only this time, he gets double teamed by both the twins! If only I could be the meat in an Oscar and Gabriel sandwich! Griff has more cock than he can handle, but does his best to gobble them both up. They even stuff both cocks in his mouth at once! (I bet he had a sore jaw in the morning!) In one of the odder positions I’ve ever seen, the two twins line their butts up so Griff can rim them both at the same time. After the oral pleasantries are over, the twins warm Griff’s ass up with a dildo then take turns sliding their frankfurters up his tight little hole. The sex goes by really fast, though, and before you know it Gabriel and Oscar blow all over Griff’s face. I haven’t a facial like that in ages! And they even lick up their own cum! Hot stuff!
The director’s commentary is really entertaining. Anthony Londano is such a queen! He’s hilarious! “Nice dick, but not a great load” he says “You’re young Sammy, you better work on that!” Other extras include a few trailers and a photo gallery. The video quality is decent, but does get a little grainy, especially in the twins jerkoff scene.
Well, there you go. You don’t get what you really want to see (Oscar and Gabriel making out) but it sounds like the real reason we don’t see it isn’t because Oscar and Gabriel weren’t game, but because the director was worried about being carted off to jail. There isn’t as much anal sex as I would have like, and what fucking there is isn’t very energetic. My real complaint, though, is Griff… he’s not ugly by any means, but he doesn’t have quite the star power to deserve to be in four out of the five scenes. I think it would have really helped if they had a larger cast. I mean really… five scenes with only four stars? And two of those stars are twins? But hey, if you really dig Oscar and Gabriel (and who wouldn’t?), you sure get to see a lot of them.
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Our story starts off with Griff getting horny and ordering up a hooker from the classifieds. I don’t know why Griff needs to pay for sex… he’s definitely cute enough to land just about any guy he wants. Seconds later one of the Odyssey twins (I’m not sure which one! In fact, the director didn’t even know which one it was! Let’s just say it was Oscar…) shows up and throws Griff down on the bed. Oscar really manhandles Griff, slapping him around a bit to get him warmed up. I couldn’t wait to see that big Spanish kielbasa of Oscars! Griff’s in for quite a treat! This has got to be one of the most perfect cocks I’ve ever seen! It’s extra thick, long, and uncut! And to think, there’s another guy in this movie with an identical one! After Griff gives Oscar a good sucking, Oscar fucks him while his twin brother Gabriel watches from a window. We don’t get to see as many penetration shots as I would have liked, but Oscar’s gooey cumshot goes a long way to make up for it.
Griff is back again for the next scene, this time making out with his boyfriend Sam Dixon. Boy, Griff sure loves getting his nipples sucked! But then again, who wouldn’t enjoy getting your tits sucked on by cutie Sam? Griff spends a looong time slobbering all over his boyfriend’s wiener before Sam starts shoving it up his ass. Yikes… this is the first time I noticed this… Griff has a REALLY small wiener! We’re talking maybe 4 inches here! No wonder he never got sucked in either of these two scenes! Oh well, at least he’s always the bottom. While the cock sucking is pretty good, the actual anal sex is rather bland. It picks up a bit at the end, though, with Sam spraying a good deal of spunk on Griff’s back.
A little while later, Sam leaves for the gym, and Griff decides to call up one of the Odyssey twins again. (Jeez… doesn’t this guy ever get enough??) I’m not sure which twin he ends up with, but I’m assuming it’s the other one, Gabriel. OH boy! More Spanish penis!! Gabriel is a little gentler than his brother was, and the two spend a lot of time rolling around massaging each other’s bulging crotches before the clothes actually come off. This may sound strange, but Gabriel’s dick looks a little different than his brother’s. The head is a little smaller. I guess they’re not quite identical after all! After Griff sucks on Gabriel’s sausage, Gabriel blows his load while munching on Griff’s ass.
Next up is what we’ve been waiting to see all along… Gabriel and Oscar together. Unfortunately, they don’t actually touch each other. They sit side by side on a couch and stare into each other’s eyes while they jack off. Still, it’s incredibly hot watching these identical studs working their thick cocks. They even manage to cum in unison!
Once Sam finds out about Griff’s affairs, he dumps him like a sack of potatoes. What’s a guy to do? Well, Griff wastes no time heading over to Gabriel and Oscar’s place for another game of hide the salami. Only this time, he gets double teamed by both the twins! If only I could be the meat in an Oscar and Gabriel sandwich! Griff has more cock than he can handle, but does his best to gobble them both up. They even stuff both cocks in his mouth at once! (I bet he had a sore jaw in the morning!) In one of the odder positions I’ve ever seen, the two twins line their butts up so Griff can rim them both at the same time. After the oral pleasantries are over, the twins warm Griff’s ass up with a dildo then take turns sliding their frankfurters up his tight little hole. The sex goes by really fast, though, and before you know it Gabriel and Oscar blow all over Griff’s face. I haven’t a facial like that in ages! And they even lick up their own cum! Hot stuff!
The director’s commentary is really entertaining. Anthony Londano is such a queen! He’s hilarious! “Nice dick, but not a great load” he says “You’re young Sammy, you better work on that!” Other extras include a few trailers and a photo gallery. The video quality is decent, but does get a little grainy, especially in the twins jerkoff scene.
Well, there you go. You don’t get what you really want to see (Oscar and Gabriel making out) but it sounds like the real reason we don’t see it isn’t because Oscar and Gabriel weren’t game, but because the director was worried about being carted off to jail. There isn’t as much anal sex as I would have like, and what fucking there is isn’t very energetic. My real complaint, though, is Griff… he’s not ugly by any means, but he doesn’t have quite the star power to deserve to be in four out of the five scenes. I think it would have really helped if they had a larger cast. I mean really… five scenes with only four stars? And two of those stars are twins? But hey, if you really dig Oscar and Gabriel (and who wouldn’t?), you sure get to see a lot of them.
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