Tunnel Butts Review

Reviewed by Jake Blade  on  1/7/2009

Cruel Media has delved into the exploitation of good old American ass in Tunnel Butts. Director Chris Rolie, in his customary style, captures the booty bonanza from a list of mega babes including covergirl Ricki White and super slut Melissa Lauren. As the cast of fine looking broads are anally exploited by a bunch Rolie’s usual suspects, they also experience the typical euro inspired antics present in a Cruel Media production. The hardcore is fast and furious, and definitely not for the faint hearted. So strap yourself in and enjoy the butt tunnelling action.

Scene 1 – Melissa Lauren, David Perry & Mike Angelo
To start the scene we have Diamond Dave Perry and Mike Angelo fooling around on a piano. When they are asked by Chris as to the whereabouts of Melissa Lauren, the camera follows them to find her locked in a cupboard, awaiting release. If you have seen Melissa Lauren’s performance on Meatholes, it is obvious the sexy French woman can take a pounding. Once she backs herself out of the storage space to reveal a blue and black corset, g-string, net stockings, blindfold and heels, its obvious the boys are going to give her the punishment that she deserves. They immediately begin slapping, spitting and fingering her ass at will. When a black dildo is added to the mix it is immediately plunged up her ass while she sucks on a cock. Lying head first down the stairs, the close ups of her butt really capture the action well. She really takes a good face fucking, with plenty of gagging, before she is restrained face down on a fuck bench and anally pounded. The guys roll her over and work her up to a squirt before resuming the ass stuffing, this time choking her as they take turns. Melissa takes all of this quite easily and continues to goad the two studs to give her more. After a little double penetration with the sex toy, she is double stuffed on the floor and forcefully spit roasted on the couch, throwing up some bile as she deep throats. After a variety of fucking and DP in a range of well shot positions, she takes both loads in the mouth. After a couple of forced swallows, she eventually consumes the man juice like it’s a cup of sour milk. If all this wasn’t enough, as she is crawling back to her cupboard, she is grabbed and fingered to one last squirt, before being locked away for another occasion. Melissa Lauren has made a stunning transformation since her career began, from skinny natural blond to heavily stacked, brunette sex machine. She thrives on the roughhouse tactics of these two pranksters, and appears to have a great time. The handheld style of Rolie captures all the action up close, and reveals the fun this threesome have throughout.

Scene 2 – Kaci Starr, Marco Banderas, Mike Angelo & Toni Ribas
Kaci Starr is out by the pool in a leopard print underwear arrangement that really shows off her natural body fantastically. She has a plump set of tits and some good ass meat on her small frame. After some butt slapping tease with the director, she tempts the cocks on a couple of strategically bound and arranged porn studs. She orders Marco and Toni, both cuffed and carrying ball and chains like a pair of convicts, inside. After playing the dominant role early, its not long before she becomes the slave once the guys lose their restrains, and start treating her body like an amusement park. Toni Ribas really takes pleasure in making most female co-stars behave like cock starved lunatics, and Kaci is no exception here. When Mike Angelo joins the action, Kaci is filled out like a fat woman’s sock. They work her through a full range of DPs, and continually face fuck her hard until she gags. She takes all the punishment the three studs serve up with a look of pleasure in her eye, and enjoys the antics so much, her squirting hits the camera while she is being butt fucked. Her pucker really gets worked over, especially when the ergonomic fuck seat is introduced to prop her ass up at its most vulnerable. When they have basically exhausted the well of possible positions, each guy jerks off into her mouth and she amazingly swallows, after gagging her way through the whole ordeal. This really is a clutter of hard fucking, and by the end her ass is not the tight little date she was parading for the camera out by the pool.

Scene 3 – Cassandra Cruz, Jaslin Diaz, David Perry & Mike Angelo
Cassandra Cruz and Jaslin Diaz are two dark skinned babes with lean, natural bodies. In being matched with the two French jokers, Diamond Dave Perry and Mike Angelo, they are definitely going to be treated to a romantic experience. To start the scene, the girls are carried to the camera dressed in pink and black matching swimsuits. After a little pre-game entertainment by Rolie to get the girls introduced, they head inside, where the girls straddle bar stools to expose their impressive butts. Enter the baguette boys, who feast on the freckles like they are chocolate drops. Continuing the fast paced style, no position is held too long, and once the fucking begins it becomes a collage of hard hitting anal, spanking, spitting and squealing. There is little interaction between the girls, except for some short lived bitch slapping which may leave some punters frustrated. The majority of proceedings follow the guys working each whore individually through their catalogue of moves. Both girls have very fit bodies, which makes for fine viewing when Mike Angelo works his favourite move of lying upside-down on the couch, fucking the girls cowgirl. Diamond Dave, ever the jester for the camera, appears to take great pleasure in anally reaming each whore on the swivel chair. Both girls take the anal antics, and trademark euro initiation, with little trouble, and the chemistry within the group works well. After fingering Jaslin Diaz until she squirts, both guys empty their bags into the open mouth of Cassandra Cruz. She then passes the jizz to Jaslin with a loving kiss, who swallows the creamy goodness effortlessly. Once again the hardcore actions is outstanding, and even though the two girls are of relatively similar ass shape and skin colour, their differences present a contrast that allows the cock stiffening action to flow.

Scene 4 – Heidi Mayne & Mike Angelo
Blonde bimbo Heidi is running from the cops, either for indecent exposure, or because she stole a pink string bikini from Borat. But it is hard to run in stilettos, and sooner or later the law with a black nightstick, find its way up her notable ass. With Diamond Dave Perry working the camera, he follows the action closely as Mike Angelo chases the big titted blonde to the stairs and starts bossing her around like a sex slave. Heidi is a fine specimen, with a nice jiggly ass, meaty tits and tattoos, and after the usual foreplay of fingering, spitting and spanking she rides the cock on the stairs. Mike Angelo once again pulls out his favourite move, this time with him on the floor and Heidi on her feet in the cowgirl position, offering up her pussy and ass with the camera capturing a nice tight angle of the penetration and her constant moaning. Heidi takes the bumpy ride and the forced deep throat pretty well, and she is definitely more submissive than some of the other girls in this cast list. After a full workout in a range of positions on the couch, including some piledriver, her asshole is red raw from the punishment, and the gutted rabbit has the appearance of a well worn wellington boot. At the end of the dramatics, she takes the thickshake to the mouth and forces it down. Heidi Mayne offers little fight throughout, and is pretty much ragdolled by the strong personality of Mike Angelo. But she has a fine body for the flesh trade, and the elasticity of her asshole enables an anal pounding adequate to fit a scenario of this genre.

Scene 5 – Ricki White, Marco Banderas & Toni Ribas
Ricki White looks hotter than volcanoes lava. The tanned and buxom brunette kicks things off sitting at a piano showing off some of her musical talent. She can play a tune, but the sight of her butt, hanging out of some assless waist high stockings with a pony butt plug inserted, is enough to distract anyone, even if a Mozart masterpiece was playing. Ricki is a great performer, especially when anal is involved, and it doesn’t take long for the two Spanish stallions to have her on the spit roast. Her piano skills don’t look as accomplished as her cock sucking ability, as she has no trouble working two pricks with both guys standing in front of her. She really is a fine looking woman, and there is nothing prettier than seeing her up close with a skin flute in her mouth. Her bootylicious body really knows how to work a cock, and her butt cheeks provide the camera with a plethora of dick stiffening vision. This is ever prevalent as she works both guys on the couch individually in both cowgirls and doggie. At one stage Ricki is sandwiched between the two guys, and millimetres from double penetration, but it never eventuates. Fans of the DP may be disappointed but this does not detract form the quality of the scene, as her technique of body writhes and wriggles as she is getting fucked is a sensual delight. After some extended doggie, both guys spray the racing tadpoles over those impressive butt cheeks. Ricki does not endure a full euro assault as some of the other girls are subject to in the prevailing scenes, but its great watching her in action. She is enthusiastic, hot as hell and definitely gets off on the action, so she has ticks in all boxes.

Scene 6 – Adrianna Nicole, Mason Moore, Mike Angelo & Mikey Butgers
The two tattooed sluts that are in line for a workout here are hot blonde Adrianna Nicole and bronzed brunette Mason Moore. Both women have some junk in the trunk, which they put to good use early on smothering the faces of the man help. The action begins outside with both girls tarted up in fishnets, heels, corsets, bikini tops and choke collars. After some ass munching by the guys to get the girls loosened up, including Adrianna tasting Mason’s chocolate starfish, the girls show off their abilities with bat and balls. Adrianna is definitely more of a slave to the cock than her brunette counterpart, but Mason turns on the waterworks early to make up for any shortcomings on the filth front. Her squirting abilities are freakish and she covers Mike Angleo in a camera splashing display form the cowgirl position. Adrianna can take massive amounts of cock, especially in her ass, and she has rides the DP with lust in her eyes. The couples separate and continually swap throughout, the girls being devoured in a variety of positions with plenty of doggie, missionary and both cowgirls. When it finally appears Mason is going to give up her ass, the action disappointingly cuts back to the earlier DP of Adrianna Nicole. This is a little frustrating. Not sure if the action here was too messy for DVD release or if Mason refused to give up her asshole for the Mike on Mike antics. Mason is definitely a hot unit, with a cranking body and massive set of beautifully enhanced tits, so viewers will definitely want some ass play from her given the title. Apart from the squirting, the majority of the action focuses around Adrianna Nicole, who puts out another fully furnished skankhouse display. She really is a glutton for punishment, right until the end of the scene when she receives the jizz of both studs via the mouth of Mason. On cue, she swallows it down with a smile.

Scene 7- Jamie Elle, Kelly Wells, Anthony Hardwood & Sascha
Fart fans will lose the plot at the start of this scene, as Rolie pokes his head from behind the camera to get the girls playing some ass music to kick off proceedings. Both girls look superbly slutty in bikinis as they show off their asses outside, so good that both Rolie and Diamond Dave can’t resist a little face bump action. The difference in looks and body shapes of the girls supply a fine visual platform for the action. Rolie, for all his talent, does not possess a handsome set of feet, but the girls are quite accommodating when he toe fucks both their asses, and they are quite obliging with the oral clean off.. The girls get their hands on a butt plug to initiate the gape action and get them ready for the cocks. Anthony Hardwood arrives on the scene wearing a wig, and within a matter of minutes he has butt banged Kelly until she gapes, and serviced the sphincter of human pretzel , Jamie Elle. When Sascha joins in the girls both become slaves to the one string bass, and are rewarded with the hammering they desire. Jamie Elle definitely has a penchant for trash talk and is by far the more vocal of the two girls, continually provoking each guy for more punishment. The guys service each of the girls side by side on the couch, and they both produce some gape action and ass to mouth as they are manoeuvred and swapped into a variety of positions. Jamie Elle is the first to take on the double penetration in the cowgirl position and she does so with ease, while Kelly is always on standby to suck any stray dick meat. The girls swap and Kelly has her holes filled, but she doesn’t take the penis invasion as easily as Jamie. Once again, the scene turns into a fury of fast moving sex and bitch abuse, as the girls continually get pounded in all sorts of positions. To finish off the final scene, both girls poke their butts over the backs of chairs, and each receives an ass cream pie. Another typically hard hitting performance from all involved and the eager performance by these two ass queens is worthy of wood.

In Closing
Chris Rolie has put together seven scenes of intense anal antics in Tunnel Butts. He does a fine job conveying the intensity of the sex using a fast moving, and up close perspective. Typical of releases by Jules Jordan Video, the final production is high quality and in widescreen with clear audio. There are a few shadows throughout, but this is a relatively minor grievance as the house used for filming was naturally well lit. The action continually moves at a rapid pace with plenty of position changes and varying perspectives on the girls keeping things entertaining. If you are not into the usual displays of affection by the euro studs, like the face spitting, slapping, choking and their generally buzzed up and campish behaviour, then this may not be to your liking. Guys like Toni Ribas, Mike Angelo and Diamond Dave Perry bring a full bag of tricks and plenty of tude to their performances. There are wowsers who continually complain on various porn forums about their type of on screen manners, but there are just as many fans. And you will not find the look of unwillingness on a female performers face here, as everyone involved has a great time which is a credit to the director. The action is hot…fact. Ricki White looks amazing, Melissa Lauren takes a pounding, Adrianna Nicole is filthy and Kaci Starr appears without limits. Accompanying the scenes are the photo gallery, about eight minutes of interesting behind the scenes with Rolie and Diamond Dave working two cameras in splitscreen, and websites. There are no trailers, but with seven scenes of action are they really needed? This is a great release from Cruel Media, especially for fans of roughhouse hardcore and intense anal.