Tunnel Butts 2 Review

Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  4/1/2009

I missed the original, but Jules Jordan always puts out smoking hot features and this one should be no different. The only red flag is that "Cruel Media" is under the JJV banner. I expect a lot of anal sex from the likes of Chayse Evans, Flower Tucci and Sophie Dee. The box cover is difficult to read (the names of the stars are in a funky print and hard to read), so I don’t know everyone who is going to appear on the disk.

Holly West

After a weird opening to the DVD, it just starts with people waiting around on a porn set; no credits, no nothing, the camera guy goes to the road waiting for someone. A car pulls up, the driver gets out, opens the hatch and there’s Holly kneeling down with a fishnet top covering her bikini. She has a butt plug in and is ready to play. She goes into the house and keeps teasing the camera. She plays with the plug between her ass and her mouth and rubs one out. Finally, Anthony Hardwood crawls into the picture wearing a ridiculous mask with a dildo protruding from it. He proceeds to fuck Holly’s ass with it and she cleans it off. He finally fucks her with his bodily equipment in mish and doggie anal before Holly does a bit of A2M with his cock. He also does her in reverse spoon, cowgirl, mish and doggie (all anal) with Holly periodically showing her gapes. He finally comes on her ass. Holly put in a good anal scene, I just could have done without the stupid mask.

Trina Michaels, Sophie Dee

This must be a movie about ridiculous costumes because Jean Paul and Mike Angelo are sitting around wearing colorful robes and space helmets. They lead the cameraman down to a small shed where Sophie and Trina are wearing fishnet bottoms but white bags covering their upper bodies. It almost looked like a Ku Klux Klan outfit, I don’t know what the hell is going on here. The costumes get ripped off revealing the hot ladies. I’m not usually a fan of Trina, but she looked good here. The foursome finally gets together and the ladies bend over for the oral action, showing off their nice asses. The fun really starts when both girls squat over their prey for some anal cowgirl. Both girls get fucked in various positions (pile driver looked best), but, for some reason, after the opening volley, Sophie was content with getting only her pussy fucked. Trina stayed with anal and, in fact, got DP’d a little. The girls lay side-by-side when the Frenchmen were ready to cum to receive their facials.

Jayden James

David Perry and Raul are waiting in the garage for Jayden to show up. She finally drives up and gets out of the car wearing a sexy red corset with her tits hanging out. She knows how to make an entrance! She goes inside for a little tease and looks damn good doing it. David finally can’t take anymore and puts his cock in front of Jayden’s face and she knows what to do with it. She gives him a blowjob in POV fashion, then bends over and rubs his cock with her ass. She rides him in cowgirl and her big, wonderful ass fills the screen. They follow that up with spoon, tittie fucking, doggie and cowgirl before he fills her mouth with man juice and Jayden swallows it down with a smile.

Flower Tucci, Luscious Lopez

The girls are bent over and shaking their asses for the camera. Nice tease action to open the scene. Marco Banderas shows up in a stupid pimp’s outfit and sprays down their asses with some oil out of a squirt gun. They move inside and Marco takes turns burying his head in both of their asses. Flower gets in on the ass munching while Luscious is servicing Marco’s cock. They move to a staircase where Marco pummels Luscious’ asshole while Flower turns around to squirt some juice towards the camera. Marco takes turn fucking each girl’s ass. The highlight might have been when Marco was fucking Flower in reverse cowgirl anal and Flower lets out a big stream right in Luscious’ face. Marco fills Flower’s asshole with his cum, which she proceeds to cumfart all over Luscious’ face. This was a pretty hot scene.

Chayse Evans, Whitney Stevens

Chayse is relaxing in the backyard. Well, I guess she’s relaxing if you consider relaxing lying on your back with your legs straight up in the air. She’s wearing a black mesh outfit with her tits exposed, but with large star pasties over her nipples. The camera moves over to Whitney who is wearing a lime green mesh outfit also with pasties, only heart shaped. The camera moves back to Chayse and she’s blowing Mike Angelo. Mike wants to play with their bodies and buries his head in ass, before Whitney climbs on him to go for a ride. They have a little fun outside before moving the party indoors. Mike gets a blowjob sandwich from the two girls with Chayse doing an impressive deep throat. He alternates fucking between the two (no anal) before he strokes off in Whitney’s mouth. She cumswaps with Chayse, who plays with it before swallowing.

Audrey Bitoni, McKenzee Pierce

The two girls are sitting backwards on barstools wearing black corsets with pink panties and showing off each other’s asses. The director must not be a tit man because both girls again have pasties covering their nipples. The girls go inside where Marco Banderas is and he looks like a reject from The Nutty Professor with a bad wig and black glasses. The girls share his cock orally before Marco really gets down to business. He switches back and forth in fucking the two beauties and only briefly fucks McKenzee anally (in doggie and spoon). He finally strokes off in Audrey’s mouth. She cumswaps with McKenzee, who blows a few bubbles before swallowing it.

SPECIAL FEATURES

A photo gallery and a 17:47 BTS.

SUMMARY

This disc had a weird vibe to the whole thing. Some of the scenes were hot, but I couldn’t get past the idiotic costumes. In addition, Trina, Flower, Luscious, Chayse, Whitney, Audrey and McKenzee all wore pasties. Finally, for a movie called Tunnel Butts, there wasn’t too much anal in it. Jules Jordan Video (via Cruel Media) puts out a lot of good product during the year and they should be ashamed to have their name over this title.