TS Cock Strokers 4 Review

TS Cock Strokers 4

Studio: Trans500

Starring: Tamara Sofia, Carla Novaes, Lexie Beth and Lizzy Laynez

Length: 1 hour 20 minutes

I'm going to try a different tack on this. Most reviews, including my own, are written similarly to a mainstream movie. But I'm not going to do that this time. I'm going to play like it's porn.

I'm sure there are people who watch porn they way they would the latest Star Wars or Harry Potter sequel, but most of us, if the flick is any good at all, do not watch these things that way. It's reasonable to assume that the viewers watch them with their pants off. It's reasonable to assume that most may (shhhhh) masturbate while watching them.

This is important because the TS Cock Strokers series isn't even your run-o-the-mill Boy Meets Girl, Boy Gets Blowjob, Boy Fucks Girl Anally, Boy Loses Girl, Boy Meets Another Girl story. This is a collection of four (and only four) of late process transsexuals--women who look like women except for that one last appendage that hasn't yet been cut away. They're by themselves doing what people with penises typically do best with them: masturbate.

The four performers are among the best she-males I've seen. Some just look like guys in drag. Many are in some kind of weird netherworld in-between. A few look like victims of tragically botched plastic surgery. These actually look like women with cocks.

The first three scenes are about 18 minutes each, the last is 26 minutes. The locations are pleasant--a very nice looking room with either a bed or a bath. Lizzy's scene includes a walk along a beach with a selfie stick, but everything ends up indoors in a relatively simple set where jerking-off ensues.

Now this is why I'm departing normal format and discussing it this way. What you're watching is four attractive women jacking off in a very male way. If you're a straight male watching this, you're interested in it because the women are attractive--they look like women everywhere, except they're doing this one very male thing.

If you're watching this, you're probably watching it because they're a kind of jerk-off buddy. I didn't have a jerk-off buddy as I grew up, and as an adult I have no real interest in one now. But these are attractive women, people I want to see, so it's like having a jerk-off buddy, except it's someone I want to see jerking off. If I wanted to see some guy do it, I'd get a gay video, or I'd set up a mirror. No, I want these people as my buddies.

So what ruins this, in my opinion, is the general apathy I see in my on-screen buddies. Of the four people, only Carla Novaes seems to actually enjoy it. Tamara looks like she's passing a kidney stone. Lexie, arguably the best looking of the four, looks like she's polishing silverware. Lizzy is so disconnected that her ejaculation looks like pure coincidence.

Is it a good DVD or bad? It depends on how much you expect from your buddies. I don't want something obviously fake, but I've seen a number of she-male solo scenes and the mindless mechanical motion is no fun at all. It's like watching a bored teenager perform a simple but dull chore, as if flogging the dog was the same level of joy as washing the dinner dishes.

If all you really want is the spectacle, something almost like the lap-dance masturbation you see on a lot of female solo videos (but without all the faux enthusiasm), by all means get it. You probably won't find better looking performers or a nicer package. But it's not just routine, it's largely joyless, and that takes a lot of the fun out of it.