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True Hardwood Stories Review

Adam & Eve

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Reviewed by Linus  on  1/13/2005
True Hardwood Stories

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Preview Expectations: Back in the middle part of the 90's, I was a fan of Shayla LeVeaux. As time went on I kind of lost track of her, and I was suprised to see this title, and see she is still performing, a decade later. I'm always on the lookout for a decent feature, and this one has a good cast of starlets too. I've had a bit of a checkered past with Adam & Eve, but I'm hopeful this one will be good.

Initial Thoughts Well Shayla looks great, she looks about the same as I remembered her.. The acting is mostly decent, but the story is predictable it is basically the average sex scene linkage, but does have some entertainment value, and that atleast is saying something. The sex is pretty hot, but in some areas it falls to the curse of the feature, and just doesn't carry a lot of chemistry, but the girls are gorgeous all the way through, and there are a couple of solid performances, and the extras aren't too bad to accompany the feature. When all is said and done, this one is maybe a little better than average, and has a strong cast of girls to give us some nice eye candy.

Technical Considerations: It's OK, not great but pretty sound. Lighting and sound especially could have been a little better, and camera work and video quality lacked in some areas too. The menus where just basic stuff, but functioned well and were easily read and manuevered through.

Condom Usage: Yes but only in the last scene

Scene Breakdown

Scene 1:Brittney Skye and Chris Cannon

Shayla is publicist, and most of the story revolves around her mental pictures of the stories she is reading to decide whether to make or break thier careers. She also has some pent up sexual issues and her mind tends to wonder a bit about the naughtier side of life. We start with her reading a draft of a novel by a stripper, who turns out to be Brittney, and by the magic of pornovision, we get taken to Ms. Skye in a sexy pink top and fisnet stockings, giving Chris Cannon a little strip for his eyes only. She looks amazing, and does a nice job of shaking it a little while she takes off her clothes, she seems a bit timid at times, but overall it is a nice bit of tease, she gets about most of the way towards naked, except for her stockings, and strolls her sexy body on all fours over to her customer.

She gives him that look, and gets a hard penis to suck on for her efforts. She looks so cute as she starts bobbing her head up and down his rod, and we get a nice shot of her ass and pussy in the stage lighting. She sucks his cock nicely for a while, and then he gives her pussy a tongue lashing while she lays on the stage. Brittney gets pressed up against a bar stool, and gets fucked in standing doggy with some good energy, there is a good mix of close and long shots, and she gets a solid plowing before they move to to a side saddle sort of position on the floor again, Brittney rubs her clit as her pussy gets pumped, and we get to watch her sweet titties sway on each thrust. There isn't a lot of chemistry here though and it is just kind of a ho hum hump job, but Brittney looks really hot, and takes a small shot of cum on her pretty face and finishes with a little cum play. Duration: 14:22 mins

Scene 2: Victoria Givens and Tony Tedeschi

Victoria comes in for a meeting with Shayla's boss Tony, and she goes in and starts to chat with him about this and that, and Shayla starts to read her next book submission about an office affair, and she envisions Tony and Victoria going at each other. Victoria has on a hot looking full body lingerie piece, and soon that comes down so he can give her nipples an attentive sucking and nipping before he removes her shoes and lets her rub his cock with her feet over his pants. Before long we get to see the lovely Victoria in all her glory, and Tony starts flicking his tongue at her pubes. She gets worked up nicely and Tony licks and fingers her pussy with some energy, Victoria really starts to shine though when she gets her turn and wraps her lips around his cock.

She is super sexy as she sucks his nuts and takes his cock deep into her mouth and and gets it all slicked up with saliva as she gives a great wet blowjob, she gets on the table and squirts for the first of many times, and then he goes right to work fucking her pussy with fast deep strokes. She squirts a few more times and the two of them really get into a nice pace as she rides him in cowgirl and then gets hammered in standing doggy against the desk as she squirts again. They keep up a strong pace with good energy all the way, and Tony finishes by poping a load in her mouth and onto her lips, she sucks him and strokes his cock before we go back to learn it was just Shayla dreaming. I liked the energy, but again the chemistry could have been a little better. Duration: 19: 40 mins

Scene 3: Venus and Steve Hatcher

The goddess Venus is next up in another book sequence, and she is getting a bath in a spa or something from Steve, and they soon move over to the massage table, and after a little massaging, Steve starts to suck on her pretty pink pussy. It is short lived though and Venus puts those wonderful lips to work on his rod, and gives a great deep, energetic and wet blowjob that unfortunetly doesn't last long enough. She does hop on his cock though and ride him layed back cowgirl, and we get to see some great shots of her closeup squat fucking him, and then bouncing up and down with a good look at her wonderful breasts swaying. He puts her down in missionary, and teases her pussy with his dick before finally sliding in to the hilt for some more fast slamming. These two seem to have a little more chemistry together, and Venus gives him a couple sexy looks as he slams her love box. Venus wants more though, and soon she offers up her ass for the taking, and he gladly slides in for some sidesaddle anal, her tight ass gets him off quickly though, and he pulls out and shoots a very weak load on her bush to finish. Duration: 16:10 mins

Scene 4: Cytheria and Dez

Shayla is continueing to have some mental issues, and she tries to refocus by taking a break and getting some coffee, before she goes into her next story. Wouldn't you know, this one comes to life too, and we jump in as Cytheria is all over Dez on the couch, and reaching for his rod over his pants. She doesn't take long, and drops to her knees to get his cock out and slobber it with saliva before she starts in on the sucking. She puts some good energy into it and they kiss a few times when she can pry herself away from his knob, he goes down on her quickly, and pulls off her pussy to spit into her mouth. She hops right up and now completely out of her pretty blue floral dress, rides his cock hard in cowgirl with some good bounce. They move to raised leg doggy, and he hammers her pussy with authority as she gets hotter and hotter, and soon she has to break a bit and has a huge squirt all over the couch and his leg, to keep up her reputation as a squirt queen. The go right back to fucking, but he only gets in a few more frantic pumps in her pussy before he too feels the need to squirt, and does so with a meager load of cum onto her face. Hot scene but could have been longer. Duration: 9:48 mins

Scene 5: Shayla LeVeaux and Randy Spears

By now, the story has pretty much dissolved into complete crap, but Shayla has now just gone to straight flipping out, and dreams in her head, (although for all the explaining there is, it may well be real) that Randy Spears has come to give her the business, and she magically has a colorful bra and panties on. Randy doesn't waste much time, and he gets down to finger her and suck her clit right off the bat. Shayla gets more of her own clothes off as she strips Randy down, and goes to work giving him a great looking blowjob, double handed for part of it, and she really puts her experience to good work here doing a nice energetic job. Randy puts his condom covered dick in her pussy in missionary on a chair, but she fucks back as hard as he fucks her, and they get a good pace going with some chemistry between them. She mounts him in reverse cowgirl, and they continue to hammer each other, but they quickly move to doggy where he slides in her pussy and they slow it down some before working back up to a nice pace. He shoots a decent wad of good into her mouth and on her face and she smiles. She wakes up and it was a dream, and goes home for the day. Duration: 10:27 mins

Extra Stuff

Bonus Scene: Ava Vincent and Randy Spears From "Quality Time"

Pretty hot scene, Ava gives him a good sucking before jumping on his condom covered cock, and giving a nice steady ride in cowgirl. They move to doggy, and missionary before he shoots a pretty good load of glop sauce on her mug. Duration 11:23 mins

Behind the Scenes: 13:40 mins. Lots of nice interview footage with just about all the cast, each one has a little one on one interview, a little posing, and a little extra sex.

Photo Gallery: 20 shots or so of the sex and posing from the film.

Previews: Over 32 minutes of previews on a continues reel with chapter breaks. "Rawhide" "I'll Do Anything" "Dinner Party III" are among the previews. Website Info: Adam & Eve info.

In The End

I look at this title, with a lot of the "What could have been" jargon. The story could have been a lot more interesting had they just taken a few hours to develope it past being scene linkage. The sex had a great cast to work with, and really every scene had some decent energy, but the last two especially got a lot shorter, and all of sudden just dropped off, and that made them feel tacked on compared with the much more developed earlier scenes. Despite all that though, it was great to see Shayla again and how hot she still is, and with good extras atleast adding something to this, it ends up being a decent disc. I think depending on tastes, this one would cater to a fair group of people, it has a couple lengthy scenes, and some decent energy in most of them, the story will leave feature fans probably wanting more, so your best bet is to rent this one and make up your own mind, but it probably is worth that much. If you have questions or comments about this review, please contact me at Linustr@Yahoo.com. Thanks for reading.



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