Triple X Files 12: Eat Up Review

Monika, a tall, attractive blonde, is in a "restaurant" with her young chap Clande (?) when George, the waiter, spills water on her dress. Yes, that old ploy. No prizes for originality. Monika seems to like it when the waiter takes a rather personal approach to cleaning her up; so much so that she gives George a BJ while her man looks on. He then moves in to claim his share and the guys top and tail her over the table, missionary and then a standing doggy position of sorts, her long legs and high heels briefly on show. Cut straight to spoons anal already in progress, Monika now nude and still sucking, and then again to doggy anal which becomes DP, again with no insertion shots shown. Monika takes their come on her face and spends some time sucking. Not the most memorable thing Thring has ever shot, and that's saying something, but completely inoffensive.

I've probably commented before on Pierre Woodman's attempts at what are so loosely termed "fetish" scenes, and reflected on his failings thereof, so suffice to say this scene is one of the better ones, even if that means tolerating the scary sight of Philippe Soine in a clinging rubber suit. It's also on the Private Life of Bettina compilation, as a white leather and studs clad Bettina is the star, surprisingly severe (though not in the general scheme of these things) in her domination of gorgeous brunette Demia Moore, who is freed from her cage to lick Bettina and Henriett (AKA Brandy or Brenda Logan, tall, blonde, slim and sexy in a cute cat girl PVC hood) and suck on their dildos. Squatting on a dildo while being lightly whipped, anal dildo action and a stretching dildo double penetration are the tasks demanded of PVC clad Demia before she goes back in the cage and it's "bring out the gimp" time…

Philippe is brought out of his box (!) to have his dick sucked by Bettina and Henriett. Bettina's trim but curvy figure looks good as she mounts Phil's dick. Brandy rides him under Bettina's orders, and after Bettina has had another shot of Phil's tool, Brandy gives up her ass for some sound anal fucking, with modest girly play to go with it. To finish, the caged Demia sucks Phil off and takes his come on her tongue. It's not exactly my scene, but it's respectable fare nonetheless. My only serious complaint is that the picture is way too dark.

Three girls (pretty blonde Melitta - she has a cannabis leaf tattoo on her right arm just in case any talent spotters can tell me where I might have seen her before; brunette Regina, and the lovely slim brunette Evelyn, who, as Olga, hooked up with Rocco so effectively in True Anal Stories 2 & 3) go into a bar, and are "treated" to a surprise strip show from the bartenders, Bob Terminator, Leslie and Nick Lang. The girls suck the boys, the boys lick the girls and everyone has sex. In couples. With condoms. No free-flowing orgiastic action here. And yes, with the annoying lighting and the bland blues-lite music wafting around the scene, it has the unmistakable touch of Millerman about it. How he can make explicit, hardcore sex seem quite so mundane is beyond me. Still, there's a nice shot of Regina's ass as she rides reverse cowgirl, Evelyn wriggling on Nick's dick looks good too, and Regina even does some anal action for you. The brunette pair toss a guy apiece off on their faces and share a tentative taste of come. Melitta wanks a chap on to her face too. The end.

Kevin Long is put off his poetry reading by the outrageous flirtatious behaviour of brunette Kate More, she of the incredibly long legs, and pretty redhead Fovea (Kevin's erstwhile partner). His attempts to be stern with them result in a slapstick-style deliver of a creamy dessert in his face. This means he has to take off all his clothes and the wickedly playful duo suck his sizeable cock. Soon Kate's incredible body is flexing as Kevin takes her in a standing doggy position, while Fovea licks his balls and tastes pussy from his dick. Fovea is then fucked missionary on the table whole she licks Kate's twat as she squats on Fovea's face. If it wasn't for the welcome distraction of Kate's great tits I'd be tempted to say things get a little one-dimensional around here, but soon enough along comes doggy anal for Kate, with ass-to-mouth by the naughty Fovea, who then gets her own share of the anal action, in the spoons position. Kevin sheds a decent load of come into Kate's mouth, and despite excessive make-up (or perhaps because of it) she looks like such a vixen as she dribbles the juice into Fovea's mouth. I'm not sure this scene makes the most of the girls' obvious sexuality but it's mostly good, filthy fun.

A simple set-up here, as comely young red head Jessica Road meets with Andrew Youngman to find out about the porno business. Well, it would be rude not to demonstrate, wouldn't it? She strips, and never mind her horrible green undies, her boobs are lovely, her legs are sexy in sheer stockings, and she's quite cute. They kiss and she goes after his cock with her mouth. Andy gets to grips with that sexy, slim but curvy body, eating her pussy and then giving her the benefit of his experience in several positions, some of which offer more than others both in terms of showing her body and giving them a chance to make this more that just another fuck. There's energy, but not quite enough passion. Jessica ends it by jerking him off in the general direction of her face. It's straightforward but simply effective. And yes, it is a Clark scene with no anal.

…or glorified advert, more like. As the narrator blathers on about how Brazil is famous for its beautiful women, they miss the irony in their comments about how director Pierre Woodman shipped a mainly European cast to Rio (and also LA) to shoot this Indecent Proposal take-off. While this clip offers the standard glimpses of on-set activities, the sun-drenched locations, behind the scenes fun and of course the beautiful girls, like the star Kata Lynn (AKA Caroline Cage), there are no interviews, just the party line and hence little interest. This is also on the Indecency DVD.

Two girls are out by the pool when they get rather frisky and the gardeners get stuck in. A simple theme, but it's quite a sexy set-up that shows off lots of brunette Estell's slim, tanned form as she showers before Mina, that wickedly curvaceous blonde, and she get it on with each other in such a way that Frank and Nick find impossible to resist. The guys bring their cocks into the mix, cocks that are welcomed straight into the girls' mouths. Nick takes Mina in spoons on the sun lounger; Frank eats Estell's pussy in the pool. Mina moans as Nick's cock breaches her ass. Her tanned body looks really good in the sunshine as she rides on top, around which point John Walton turns up and without as much as a by your leave, goes straight up her ass to complete a DP. Not to be outdone, Estell has her bum filled and then takes on all three cocks at once before the girls put their heads together to receive a fair old spunk shower. I'm not a particular fan of Kovi's stuff, but this is good, lusty fare, well shot, smartly paced and again, simply effective.