Trained Teens (Evil Angel) Review

Trained Teens
Evil Angel
Directed by Jules Jordan
Starring: Meme, Stacy, Krystal Steal, Felix Vicious, Gauge, Aurora Snow, Brett Rockman, Mark Ashley, Jules Jordan
Running time: 2hrs 15mins (feature), 22mins (extra sex)

With a cover boasting girls on leashes, Aurora chomping on a ball gag, and a title redolent of a certain Rocco series, one might be forgiven for thinking that Trained Teens was going to be Jules' take on rough sex, but not a bit of it. The sex is strong but the situations are bright and colourful. Willing young ladies who frankly need little training in the erotic arts abound in a movie that certainly features youthful starlets, but avoids the plaid skirts and pigtails.

Aurora and Gauge
The scene opens with Aurora and Gauge (are they still teenagers?), both looking happy and healthy, in the back of a car, riding around, chatting about what sort of naughtiness they're going to enjoy today - "youth corrupted" says the cover, but this duo need little assistance in straying from the straight and narrow as they enjoy some light girl-girl play as the car continues through the streets. Indoors, the action gets a little bit harder as the girls shed their clothes once more (the removal, slightly later on, of Gauge's shorts to reveal her fine rear is a particular delight) and Gauge rims Aurora's ass so a horse-tail butt plug can be applied. A ball gag in her mouth and a belt round her neck, Aurora plays pony girl so Gauge can ride around the room. This is just great fun.

The girls then treat Jules to some extensive and highly skilled oral action. At first Aurora is still gagged and is merely teased by Jules' dick, but she gets her chance - the two wide-eyed faces looking up at the camera together as they do lewd things to Jules' genitals makes a memorable image. Jules ends up with petite Gauge, the little sexy pixie, on his face while she and Aurora suck Mr Jordan's dick. The girls pile together, and Jules fucks one pussy, then the other. With two girls like this - joint winners of "girl most likely to…roll her eyes, giggle and say okay to doing something dirty" - it's no surprise to see that things take a turn for the anal soon after. Aurora gets it first, and both girls suck Jules' cock ass-to-mouth. Gauge takes it in the under-utilised cowgirl anal position that really shows off her fab little body and bum to great effect.

Jules must be in heaven fucking one of these minxes' asses, then the other, having them jump into all manner of acrobatic positions, sucking dick A2M without hesitation, and generally being willing, capable participants in a scene that is a fine example of having fun with nasty sex, without spite or meanness. Aurora puts a huge effort into sucking and stroking Jules into her mouth - she passes the come to Gauge, who swallows. I confess I wasn't the hugest fan of this duo (I've avoided seeing enough of their movies to personally consider them overexposed), but fuck it, they really impressed me here - they look really good and this is just a really, truly horny scene, arguably the best of the movie. Simple as that. Constant, fluid camera moves make it intimate, explicit and continuously involving.

Krystal Steal
With an ass that Jules speculates gets her into trouble (she responds in the affirmative), blonde teen queen Krystal has a look reminiscent of a certain pop star and a bottom that will stop traffic. She poses in indecently tight white trousers, but I was faintly disappointed that these come off a little too soon in an arousing tease sequence. However, I was really disappointed to see that a girl as young as Krystal has already acquired a sizeable pair of breast implants. Just a personal thing, I guess, but I don't like them.

Anyway, after Jules provides some eye-popping worm's eye views of Krystal's awesome ass, the camera passes to a third party. Jules has Krystal sit on his face prior to his slurping her pussy. Brett Rockman brings his big bendy boner to the party, and Krystal gives the guys a spit and suck job to get them going. Jules fucks her first, and then Brett has his turn, the light streaming through the slatted blinds making it look like her fabulous ass is barbeque grilled!

Actually, that's a point here - the lads fuck her standing up, sitting down, her on top, on a couch, on a stool (a very John Leslie pose, may I say) every which way but A. Not that it really bothers me, with Krystal's knockout bottom on show (and that's allowing for an unsightly tattoo), it's hard to complain as she sucks and fucks like a champ. Well, truthfully, the guys do most of the work, but what the hell. Two big loads splatter all over her face and neck, making her grin inanely. Truth be told, Krystal isn't quite my cup of tea looks wise and some of her nasal exclamations grate on my sensitive ears, but that really is an ass to worship.

Stacy
Setting aside my dubiety about the set-ups for this and the following scene, there's a hint of The Voyeur apparent as Jules finds brunette Stacy, a "Middle Eastern" girl with a So Cal drawl (very "Valley Girls"), wandering lost in a stairwell in the back of some shops. Her plaid slacks, hugging a pleasantly plump rump, are an interesting variation on the dress code of teen porn flicks. Jules makes some slightly dodgy comments about what can happen to lost girls, and how she looks younger than her 18 years. Stacy doesn't seem like the brightest and agrees to go to his car, where she discovers a Buttman magazine. One thing leads to another and she ends up giving Jules a flash of her boobs and a quick blowjob as they sit in the car in the parking lot.

Back at Jules' pad, Stacy's pretty eyes flash mischievously as she peruses more of his porn and she seems eager to get into the action. The friend she was seeking is long forgotten as she kneels to suck Jules' dick, the camera now in someone else's hands, and Jules wraps a belt round her neck to control her (not very forcefully at all) during sex. Stacy was intrigued by butt plugs in the pictures and tries one out for herself. Jules fucks her pussy, while her ass is plugged, and then she asks him to fuck her ass. Doggy style, then reverse cowgirl, and finally pile driver are the positions as Mr Jordan fills her bum hole, with sporadic tastes of ass-fresh cock thrown in. There's only one way to wrap it up and that's with the kind of messy come facial that he supplies here. I don't know, I just have the feeling that despite her bravado Stacy really did find it all a little more than she could cope with while staying comfortable. That's not to say she didn't have some fun, but to me, once the actual fucking starts it's a kind of so-so scene. The colour isn't too good on the indoor footage either.

Meme
Jules follows buxom young brunette Meme down a quiet side street and spins her a line about her modelling for his pal Buttman, who used to do things like this. I bet he'd be taken with Meme's big butt. While having faintly sleazy overtones, as a set up it's marginally preferable to the usual inane age-related questioning of typical teen themed porn. With a quick flash of boob en route, they head back to Jules' place.

Teasing us with her mighty ass half in and half out of her tight jeans on the stair and then indoors at Jules' pad, Meme agrees to put on a little costume of tiny black shorts and a lace-up top for further extensive teasing pleasure. I guess Meme is quite cute facially, but she wears these tinted Anastacia style specs most of the time, so it's hard to give a definitive comment. Nice eyes though. Anyway, Jules gets hands on with an oily rub down for that bountiful butt of hers, and then she takes the outfit off once more - slowly - before giving Jules some nice head. She hops aboard his cock and enthusiastically impales herself.

An anal first timer, Meme experiences some "interesting" sensations from a ridged toy and a butt plug, before Jules gets busy with her butt. I am not sure she really was into the anal, but she stays the course through several positions that make the most of her full, slightly dimpled buttocks, taking in a little ass-to-mouth en route. They end the whole shebang with Meme sucking deeply on Jules' prick till he spills a copious quantity of come over her face and glasses.

Felix Vicious
This very pretty, slim red head has apparently invited Jules over to watch and film as she takes on two well-hung guys - Brett and Mark - who think him some kind of pervert. Still, they let Jules watch them ease off Felix's tiny white shorts and oil up her body before she gives them some head. Mark and Brett top and tail her out in the sunshine prior to the trio heading indoors where the guys tag team her pussy while she lewdly sucks on the spare cock - I don't know what it is, but the way she slurps on these sizeable tools seems extra rude!

From a missionary position, to her in reverse cowgirl and cowgirl, to that great overhead shot shown among the back cover pictures, Felix handles their cocks as best she can. Generally it's good stuff, though sometimes they push a little far into her throat, and Felix's performance seems endearingly genuine. Felix looks especially pretty after they have spunked on her face and in her mouth, although, like most of the girls here she has some tattoos, as well as her individual hairstyle - whatever, I like her, and I expect she'll make her mark on porn.

Overall
Apart from a certain sense of personal unease with the faintly sleazy set-ups to a couple of the scenes, I really enjoyed this movie. The scene with Aurora and Gauge is particularly good - I have a feeling for Gauge that I never thought I'd experience - and Meme and Felix gain my approval too. Sexually it's pretty hot and even if my personal preference would be for more passionate sex - more, indeed any kissing would be good (if you had a sexy little playmate like Gauge, wouldn't you want to kiss her?) - I can certainly appreciate the action on offer, not least the substantial servings of tease, featuring some fine young firm asses. Lovely. Just a personal thing, though - maybe it would have been better to have a few more different guys in the mix rather than Jules himself most times. There's a certain similarity between scenes in places besides.

I was going to make certain other observations about this movie, but I'm going to keep them in check - with due consideration I feel that I would simply be reacting to the undeniable hype surrounding Jules Jordan, and that would mean I wasn't giving a fair response to this particular movie. My overall impression of Trained Teens is favourable, even if it is not 100% to my taste. Great camerawork, sex that shows off the girls well, and a bright, colourful look make it a satisfying production.

One general comment that I do want to make is that I've recently been discussing certain bands with one of our esteemed ADT contributors (I'll spare his blushes), bands who we love but that we feel are too obvious in their reverence for their inspiration. As a director, I guess Jules wears his influences on his sleeve, which is no bad thing when he's tipping a hat to the senior partners in the Evil Empire, but while I don't doubt his knowledge about what he's doing, maybe he's too affected by porn. It's just my feeling, but Jules seems to make movies as a porn fan, for porn fans. Which is fine - up to a point. Maybe a few broader influences wouldn't go amiss.

DVD Comments
The picture quality is generally great, with occasional moments below par, but really there's nothing to make an issue of. Sound quality is fine; the soundtrack is perfectly audible throughout - again, no issues. Twenty-two minutes of extra sex action makes a welcome bonus, and with a photo gallery, cast information, and filmographies that's the extras wrapped up. Could perhaps be a little more generous, but with Evil Angel's usual tidy presentation, there's really little to gripe about. A fine product, once again!