Traffic Stopping Tits Review

My expectations for Traffic Stopping Tits are mixed. It has the lovely Sara Stone and her mischievous smile on the cover (oh, and her traffic stopping tits, too.) Another favorite of mine, Eve Laurence, is also in the cast. It’s directed by David Lugar with whom I’m unfamiliar. The male cast isn’t even listed on the cover. I have no idea who’s gonna fuck these girls. That’s important to me, so there’s a huge demerit right off the bat. I think I see part of Kurt Lockwood in one of the back cover pics, but I can’t be sure. There’s a piece of another guy with paler skin and a down-curved dick—Brett Rockman, perhaps? I’ll just have to spend my money to find out who it is. Booooo!

Sara Stone

Opening portion of the tease is covergirl Sara Stone jumping on a trampoline. Good start—or so one would think. Poor Sara hasn’t been allowed a foundation garment, and therefore must jump tentatively or hold her big natural boobs in her hands to prevent unpleasant breast pain. Had she been afforded a bra, she could’ve bounced with unbridled glee. As is, she looks like it’s killing her. Things start looking better with Sara on terra firma, playing her tits up to the camera. She knows how to tease with a wink of humor in her eye—that’s why I like her. Sara’s a natural girl-next-door with shoulder-length brunette hair and an adorable smile. Suddenly we cut indoors, to Sara playfully teasing somebody out of frame. Camera pans left to… Manuel Ferrara in nothing but a pair o’ jeans. Woohoo! Immediately he swoops in and starts gnawing on Sara’s tits. This is why I love big tit movies. Big tits can’t be ignored, which means the female talent get lots and lots of real foreplay. Manuel’s got her up against a wall, his face buried between her breasts, his arm tight around her back and his fingers working noisily in her wet pussy. While her clothes are still on. Fucking-A. Some really hot kissing—total make-out session, and then Sara leads Manuel down the stairs where she stops to tease… John Strong, if I’m not mistaken. So this is to be a three-way, eh? Sara and Manuel had awesome chemistry up to now. Sara leaves Manuel behind and starts playing with John. She’s got excellent chemistry with him, too! Dear lord, this woman’s getting thoroughly loved already. I’m afraid my TV’s gonna melt when the three of them get together. In front of a sofa, Sara gets mauled by both guys (yum). She’s barefoot (yay) making her seem small compared to these two big fellows. Nice. She kneels and Manuel fucks her tits a little while she works John by hand. Sara’s really good at making eye contact with both guys. They peel her clothes off and the blowjobs start. Both guys fuck her mouth but don’t gag her (yay), and she’s good about keeping one hand moving on one guy while her mouth is on the other. She knows how to work two cocks and they voice their appreciation. Everything is shot at a nice mid-range. I love the camera distance and angles so far. All three participants are visible—a must for this type of scene. Manuel stretches out on the sofa while Sara’s still blowing John and then hauls her up to spoon behind her. He snuggles up to her and fucks her pussy while she continues to suck John’s cock. Camera pans out to show her whole body. Holy cow, she’s sexy as hell. Change to RCG with John fucking Sara’s pussy while she sucks Manuel’s cock. Manuel gives her breasts a few tasty spankings, which seems to really get her going. I’m getting f-ing jealous. After a couple minutes Manuel wants another turn, so he pulls Sara off of John and onto himself. Smooth move, man. Literally. John stands on the couch waving his dick in Sara’s face. It’s not a good angle for cock-sucking. She’s tired—you can tell. Although it’s not the most attractive, I was pleased when he just planted his feet on either side of her and Manuel and fucked her mouth. She was much more comfortable, and therefore, enthusiastic. Manuel is nice to Sara’s clit for a while in this position, but not nice enough for long enough. She’s getting there, and then the guys switch positions. Typical. Grr. Sara jumps on to ride John cowgirl and we get a nice view of her gorgeous, round ass, made even more beautiful by a couple big, red hand prints. Sara leans over to blow Manuel, mostly tonguing, which he seems to like, while both guys run their hands all over her body and through her hair. Nice. Her face, neck and chest are becoming pinker and more flushed as the scene goes on, a lovely sign of arousal and effort. Manuel instructs Sara to get on her knees so he can fuck her pussy doggy while she works John with mouth and hands. Manuel says, “This pussy… oh my fucking God,” laying his forehead against the back of the couch like he can’t believe his fucking good fortune. Awesome. Sara really responds to Manuel’s Energizer Bunny pace, her toes literally curling. Thanks to Mr. Lugar for keeping his camera back far enough to capture that little detail.

Everything’s going great; then suddenly it’s all reversed. What happened? Sara and John are enjoying fucking, but now Manuel looks like he needs a nap. It’s like somebody shot him with a tranquilizer dart. Maybe he's feeling left out? Maybe he's pouting because she didn’t "choke on" his cock? Can't blame the guy for trying, but there's no need to sulk about a gentle refusal. Cut to Manuel completely out of the picture, John standing over Sara, who’s got her head on the floor and her ass in the air, knees together. Oh, Manuel's back. They’re taking turns. Yum. This is a fun angle in which to be taken turns on. After a little bit of this, Manuel manhandles Sara into piledriver (likely giving her some rugburn), and watches her play with her tits while he fucks her pussy. She baits him a little dirty talk, which seems to be having a greater affect on John, who’s off camera. John takes his turn pile-driving Sara’s pussy, and she definitely prefers his cock slightly over Manuel's—not sure why, but I’d like to find out. Fade to Manuel fucking Sara’s tits with Sara urging him to cum, which he does at the last minute right into her mouth. She splashes her tongue through the cum for the camera a little before swallowing. Fade to Sara mish on the couch, one leg over John’s shoulder. John asks if she’ll swallow his cum too, to which she replies, “Of course!” John fucks her pussy right up to the last minute, cumming directly in her mouth, and she swallows. Who knows where the hell Manuel skulked off to, but Sara looks mighty pleased with herself, smiling pretty for the camera as the scene fades to black.

Eve Laurence

This scene is worth watching just for the tease, and that’s saying something, coming from me. I hate teases. But this is Eve Laurence soaping herself up in a shower. I mean, come on! She's so gorgeous, with those big brown eyes and that adorable smile. That’s a nice shower, btw. I want it in my house. Eve gets out of the water, towels off and slowly gets dressed. I have a feeling her clothes won’t be on for long. Mystery Man starts groping Eve’s augmented boobs, heaping her with praise. So far this is looking like a POV scene. I may have to skip this one. I don’t have a cock, so I appreciate nothing about POV’s. Eve leads Faceless Man into the bedroom and starts sucking his cock. Time to FF >>. Don’t get me wrong—Eve is fucking beautiful, and the banter between her and Whats-his-name is sexy. Her personality is perfect for this type of scene. My IL (Inner Lesbian) digs Eve, just not the way her scene is shot. The guys seems to know his way around a woman, and he sure knows how to make a girl feel appreciated, but I can’t fucking see him. Still FF>>. Eve jacks him to completion into her mouth (yay), but again, I don’t know who the fuck he is. I’m very disappointed. Wait a minute. It’s not over. Mystery Man sends Eve out to the living room to fuck a second guy. We can see this guy, and he looks like Geoffrey Rush from “Shine.” FF >> Older fellow with dead shark’s eyes, and ruddy skin. That’s it. I’m skipping to the next scene.

Brooke Haven

Brooke, a pretty blonde, does her tease outdoors behind a chain link fence. OMG, she’s in the dog kennel. FF>>. Tease moves indoors to the bathroom where Brooke smears creamy lotion all over her augmented boobs before toweling it off. She opens a door and in steps Michael Stefano in a pair of cargo shorts. At least we know who the guy is this time. Being the kissy fellow he is, he and Brooke make out in the bathroom for quite some time. Brooke squirts some baby oil between her boobs so Michael can have some good rubbin’. He stops to kiss her often. No wonder the ladies like him. Brooke leaves the bathroom and we find John Strong laying on the bed. What is it with this guy popping up 5 minutes into scenes? Where the hell did Michael go? FF>>. Here's Michael. This is a replay of scene one, only on a bed with somewhat different players and now a bit of anal. I don’t have time for this. Skipping.

Carly Caleb

She’s got a cute enough face—reminds me a bit of Fiona Apple with natural big boobs. She’s paired with some really pale fellow, who is so far not giving enough pleasure to young Carly to make me the least interested in him. Camera pans back to the couple in spoon, and I finally get a good look at both of them. Her body doesn’t turn me on, and I’m not into bush, so her really hairy pussy is kind of a turn-off. Pale Male is just not doing anything for me. I’m not bothering with this one. I can’t fathom it appealing to me. Skip.

Candace Von

Our only black girl in the cast does her tease in the same bathroom in which Eve did hers. She’s got a really, really nice body and a pretty face. Boobs look 100% natural. Candace puts some clothes on then oils her breasts up. Cut to Candace on her knees sucking two cocks, each belonging to a really pale guy. Would it hurt these guys to spend some time in the sun? God I hope their faces make up for their okay bodies. Appears that one of the guys is Brett Rockman, whom I don’t normally care for. He’s not my type. Don't recognize the other guy. Candace is pretty good at deepthroating both these guys. She does it with very little effort and I get the impression that any gagging is purposely exaggerated by her. I hate that shit. FF>>. Replay of scene #1 again, only without Manuel. Again, I’ve got better things to do. No point in putting myself through this anymore.

Male Cast: John Strong, Michael Stefano, Manuel Ferrara, Mark Wood, Brett Rockman, Dave Hardman, Steve Taylor, David Luger (POV Man?).

Special Features:

Bonus Scene: Sara Stone POV Gallery Web access

Summary

I can't think of a single girlfriend to whom I'd recommend this title. The men are nothing special to look at--when you can see them (accept Manuel at the very beginning), plus one scene is a POV. You'll get 5 scenes containing some big boobs, but some girls are augmented and some are natural. This is just a really uneven movie--certain scenes start great, then turn into something completely different. I usually count myself lucky if one scene in any porno movie gets my motor running. Unfortunately, I had no luck with this one.