Toy Soldiers (Television X) Review

Distributor: Dreamlight Studios / Television X Edition Details: Standard Streaming Movie Specs: Genres: All Girl, All Sex, Masturbation Run Time: 88 minutes Rated: XXX Release Year: 2007 Director: uncredited Written by: uncredited Cast: Jessica Love (as Jessica Loveit), Wendy Jayne, Franki, Natalie Heck, Renee Richards (as Reneé Richards), Poppy Morgan Release Specs: Audio: Stereo Subtitles: none Video: Widescreen, 1.78:1 (non-anamorphic) Video Format: NTSC Format: Streaming Regional Code (for DVD/Blu-ray): N/A Number of discs: N/A

Toy Soldiers is an all-girl all-sex masturbation movie with no credited director and produced by Ronin. The closest thing to a directorial credit is a D. Morgan, who is credited with the camera work and may well have been considered the director for the project.

The movie consists of six masturbation scenes, each with one actress. The set-up for the scenes is virtually the same. The woman in the scene enters the set dressed in fatigues. After some playing to the camera, the woman gets to play with herself.

Scenes one with Jessica Love, two with Wendy Jayne, three with Franki, four with Natalie Heck, and six with Poppy Morgan all take place on the same set. That set is a corner with hanging leaf camouflage and a few props. The props occasionally change slightly for some of the scenes that use this set. The fifth scene with Renee Richards takes place on a gunboat looking set and, again, has limited props.

Toy Soldiers, unfortunately, is as cheap as it sounds. The uncredited director put little work into the movie, letting it basically run on autopilot without any creative energy injected into the movie. This isn't the fault of the actresses in the movie. They can only do so much in such a lackluster production, such as Toy Soldiers.

This reviewer finds no reason to watch Toy Soldiers. Toy Soldiers is just fast cheap porn churned out to make a buck. The actresses in the movie deserve better, and the viewing audience deserves better.

The edition of Toy Soldiers screened is the streaming-only edition available at TVXHardcore.com.

Dreamlight Studios has done a poor job with their streaming-only edition of Toy Soldiers. Toy Soldiers was shot digitally and is presented in the non-anamorphic letterboxed widescreen aspect ratio of 1.78:1. Thus, the resulting picture is letterboxed and pillarboxed. The image itself looks soft to boot. The colors in the movie look good, but the resulting picture quality is overall disappointing.

Toy Soldiers is presented with a Stereo audio track. There isn't any dialog contained within the movie, only music. There aren't any noticeable issues with the sound quality of Toy Soldiers.

Dreamlight Studios hasn't included any extras for their streaming-only edition of Toy Soldiers.

Toy Soldiers is an all-girl all-sex masturbation only movie from an uncredited director. Toy Soldiers was obviously made fast and cheap, and the result looks it. Whoever was behind this movie didn't bring anything to the movie, and as a result, Toy Soldiers isn't worth watching. Dreamlight Studios has done a disappointing job with their streaming-only edition on TVXHardcore.com with good sound quality but lacking picture quality.

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