Totally Stacked Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  4/19/2006

The Little Details

Running Time: 113 min.

Production Date: 3 / 13, 3 / 18, 11 / 23 / 2004, 4 / 30, 10 / 4 / 2005

Director: Credited to “Bolt Lightning”, but scenes actually come from Mike Metropolis, Dirrty & Kracka, Dan Silver, and Xavier

Cast: Franchezca Valentina, Isabella Soprano, Jamie Brooks, Steven French, Vanessa Michaels, Justin Magnum, Vicky Vette, and Mark Ashley

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Smash has been on a great run lately, and as usual I can’t help but have some pretty good expectations for this one.

Initial Reaction: It’s a pretty good comp, but not as good as some of Smash’s other comps.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody curious about what Smash has to offer

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting lots of obviously fake and overdone tits

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: As usual with compilations, there’s a little variation to the technical aspects. Since all of the scenes here are from fairly recent Smash releases, there isn’t a lot of variation. The audio is normally well balanced, but there are a couple minor background noises. The video is clear and nicely done, but there’s a little minor camera motion and lighting inconsistencies which pop up a couple times.

Music: Very little

Menus: The main menu nicely works together a bit of animation, a few sex clips, and a still of Jamie Brooks. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip from each scene as well as the name of the lovely lady in each scene. Sadly, the clips are a bit pixelated.

The Feature

Totally Stacked collects five scenes from Smash Pictures featuring bustier girls. If the scenes have a lead-in, it’s included, but anything to let you know where the scenes come from is not.

Scene 1 - Jamie Brooks and Steven French

Jamie starts things out with a scene from Camel Toe Perversions on a stair machine wearing only a pair of sheer black panties and a white net top. She’s interrupted by Steven, who’s looking for the camels. Jamie doesn’t know anything about camels, but offers to show him her camel toe. They head inside where Jamie shows him again before letting him give it a kiss. Jamie lets him skullfuck her in return before he tongues and fucks her pussy. They start out in missionary before moving through a bit of reverse cowgirl, doggie, and the traditional cowgirl. Finally Jamie takes a nice facial keeping her eyes wide open and sucking out the last few drops.

This is one heck of an impressive scene. I love the fun start between Jamie and Steven, and Jamie just doesn’t let up the entire time. Her vocals are darn near perfect, making it sound like she’s really into the sex but not going overboard. She also puts in some excellent energy, and had me so impressed that I was afraid that I wouldn’t be able to feel my feet by the end of the scene with how my blood was rushing away from the outer edges of my body.

Scene 2 - Vanessa Michaels and Justin Magnum

Nineteen year old blonde Vanessa fantasizes about giving her tennis pro a lesson in ball handling when her parents are gone in a scene from Easy Prey 2. They kiss a little and grope each other outside before heading inside. They strip down a little before Vanessa drops down to mouth Justin’s joystick. She bends over for him to play with and spit on her pierced pussy before he fucks it. She moves around to ride him reverse cowgirl style and sucks it clean before turning around to bounce on it cowgirl style. Vanessa also lets Justin spoon her and play with her feet a little before nailing her missionary style. Finally, she tells Justin to blow his load over her face, but he barely gets any of it that far and instead covers her neck before she sucks out the last few drops.

This is an okay scene. I’ll admit that it didn’t start too strong for me because I just didn’t find Vanessa overly attractive. Yeah, she has a nice body, but there’s something about her face that just gives me a trashy feeling about her. Vanessa looks like she’s into the action fairly well, but Justin strikes me as a suitcase pimp who’s barely holding on through most of the scene. It’s an above average scene, but didn’t get much beyond average for me.

Scene 3 - Vicky Vette and Mark Ashley

Things stop at the original Cheating Housewives next. When bottle blonde Vicky finds out her hubby was cheating on her with his buddy Mark’s wife, she heads off to change into some smoking hot black lingerie and climbs onto Mark’s lap. She bashes her big fat titties around his face and has him suck them before sliding down to break out his cock. Vicky works Mark into her throat while her hubby complains about how she never deep throated him or sucked his balls like she’s doing to Mark. She even titty fucks him and sucks his nipples a little before lying back so Mark can eat her in return before fucking her. Vicky sucks Mark’s cock clean before bending over so Mark can give her ass a good tonguing from behind before he fucks her pussy from behind and while she lies on her side. Vicky climbs up for a cowgirl ride, and after taking her time with Mark’s cock in her pussy has him move it back into her ass. He keeps his cock in her ass while he picks her up and moves her across the room to a barstool, and they keep going with a bit of reverse cowgirl anal and doggie anal across the room. Finally, Vicky finishes things up taking a very nice facial from Mark.

This is a fantastic scene! It’s well over a half hour long, yet it never drags or gets bogged down. Vicky and Mark have great chemistry and energy, and keep the scene moving nicely. The banter with her husband is just as good, and kicks the scene up a notch very nicely. If all that isn’t enough, Mike Metropolis does a great job capturing it all with his camera and does a very good job of keeping a nice balance between the angles. Vicky and Mark definitely do this scene right!

Scene 4 - Isabella and John E. Depth

While Isabella’s husband checks out the house they’re interested in buying from John, Isabella stays to negotiate with John in a scene from White Wife Black Cock 3. She starts out mouthing his manhood before climbing up to ride it cowgirl style. She lays back to let John give it to her missionary style and gets up so he can give it to her from behind. They finish things up with a little spooning before John decorates Isabella’s tits.

This scene leaves me with mixed feelings. Isabella’s darn hot and puts some nice energy into the scene, but John doesn’t do a lot for me. He seems to just kind of be there while Isabella does all the work. Of course, the camera seemed to cut him out of most of the scenes, so maybe it just left him out of my mind enough that he seemed to be a non-factor in the scene. The camera work is pretty good here, and although it has a slightly unpolished feel it doesn’t feel as amateurish as some others from the series.

Scene 5 - Franchezca and Mark Ashley

Things come to a close with a scene from Whale Tail 2. Franchezca, a dark brunette with a large lower back tattoo, starts things out teasing Mark with her black and pink whale tail sticking out above her jeans on a balcony of what looks to be the same building as Cassie started things in. He comes over to admire it, as well as her nicely natural rack, and worships her ass as he slides her jeans down. She takes his cock into her mouth while giving him some very nice eyes in return before bending over the railing for Mark to take her from behind. They head in to fuck doggie style on the bed before following it up with a little missionary work. Mark takes a break to eat Franchezca’s pussy, and even gives her ass a little oral attention, before fucking her a little more missionary style. He has Franchezca suck his cock a bit before letting her on for a cowgirl ride in both positions. She lets Mark take her on her side before he pops on her tits and face.

This is an okay scene. I think Franchezca might have looked a little better with her clothes on than off, and she had a new feeling to her that just didn’t work for me. There’s a few times she seemed to be into the sex, but most of the time it seemed a bit robotic with moans that never seemed to change at all through the scene. If that’s not enough, the scene also seemed the weakest in the movie technically, with some noticeable lighting inconsistencies. This scene was much weaker than I normally expect from Mike Metropolis, and easily the weakest in the entire movie.

Totally Stacked is a pretty good compilation. There’s a nice collection of scenes, with Vicky Vette’s easily coming out on top. Unlike so many other compilations, the girls all nicely fit the theme of the movie with none of them even seeming like they’re pushing it. My problem with this one is that it’s not portrayed as a compilation. It looks just like any other Smash release, which is cool, but there’s nothing about it to make anybody think it’s a compilation. I even checked a few Adult DVD Talk affiliates to make sure that I wasn’t looking at things wrong, and none of them even listed this as a compilation. To make matters worse, there’s having “Bolt Lightning” listed as a director, which just adds to the confusion and makes it look like an obvious act of deception. Because of that, I can’t in good conscience recommend Totally Stacked even though it does have some hot sex.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery lasts a little over two minutes with about four seconds per very nice looking snapshot. Trailers are included for Daddy’s Home, Cum Catchers 3, My Playtoy 3, Six In Me, Whale Tail, and White Wife Black Cock 6. There’s also weblinks and the ability to watch the scenes with or without story.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, busty, tease, camel toes, anal, interracial, and titty fucking

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many Smash DVDs can be found online for between $14 and $24 with most stores offering them in the $20 range. This is a decent compilation at the low end. The sex is hot and the technical aspects are nicely done. My only real complaint here is how the DVD is portrayed as being a new movie rather than a compilation.

Note to Smash Pictures: It’s fine if you’re going to put out comps, but don’t try to trick your customers with them. All that’s going to do is make them not trust you in the future. Leave that kind of crap to Anarchy.

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