Totally Fucked 2 (3rd Degree) Review

Reviewed by The D-Man  on  7/4/2008

Totally Fucked 2 from 3rd Degree offers a little bit a something for most porn fans. You get large breasted women (busty Euro-babe Diana Doll and the even bustier Gianna), a sizzling hot latina (Rebeca Linares) and some lithe sexpots (Alektra Blue, Sammie Rhodes and Sasha Grey) engaging in regular sex, anal sex, and even some girl-on-girl action.

Scene 1: Diana Doll

The frolicking begins with European beauty Diana Doll (a.k.a. Sue Diamond, I believe), rubbing her muff, and begging for cock. Her wish is quickly granted when she drops to knees, opens her mouth, and Mark Ashley's cock suddenly appears out of nowhere and slides into her mouth. Diana gleefully works Mark's mighty tool with her mouth and hands. As turnabout is fair play, Mark puts his mouth to good use by licking Diana's snatch in preparation for some missionary style mattress dancing. Following an extra round for oral action, Mark rams Diana from below, via reverse cowgirl. After that, Ms. Doll sticks her ass in the air, and gets her pussy promptly plundered in doggie-style. Diana then spends a bit more time with Mark's cock in her mouth, followed by our couple laying back on their sides and shagging hard. The scene ends with Diana on her knees, getting Mark's load on her face.

Scene 2: Sasha Grey

Mick Blue shows up at Sasha's place, and after the camera follows Ms. Grey up the stairs, Sasha shows us her naughty parts. (Of course, I must admit that seeing Sasha's ass as she walks up the stairs is quite the sight). Without further delay, Sasha unzips Mick's pants, and goes to town, easily swallowing Mick's whole shaft time and gain, often without using her hands. True to form, Sasha adds some filthy commentary, and certainly doesn't mind getting her keister spanked. Mick then adds to Sasha's excitement level by licking both of her lower holes, and follows that up by jackhammering her pussy in a scissors-like position. The old in and out gets Sasha going, but hey, she stills remembers to dispense more four-lettered encouragement. (Which is temporarily interrupted when Mick sticks his cock deep into Sasha's mouth). Sasha then opts to ride Mick's saddle-horn, in regular cowgirl, and then in reverse cowgirl, with her delightful potty-mouthed comments continuing unabated. Mr. Blue's cock gets a quick break when Mick stops to lick Sasha's asshole and titties, but soon it back to pumping Sasha's pussy, on all fours, as well as on her back. When Mick has had enough, he fires off his DNA into Sasha's mouth.

Scene 3: Gianna

Fans of pornstars with big breasts might like the fact that Gianna is in the third scene. The camera starts out below the busty beauty while she plays with herself. (Naturally, Gianna just has to show off her rack, but I don't think most viewers would mind). After playing with her pussy, Gianna oils herself up, paying special attention to her boobs. Gianna's attention soon turns to her pussy, as she plays with it, but after seeing some lucky stud on a nearby couch, with his cock just sticking out, she's up for something else. In fact, she just walks right up and starts riding his cock. No introductions, no fuss, just pogo-stick riding. The guy does mange to get a few licks of Gianna pussy, but his cock gets back into action when Gianna gets on her back and spreads her legs. The two of them eventually change over to a sideways missionary position, and after some blowing that sees Gianna trying to utterly devour the guy's schlong, Gianna rides the dude in both cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. Gianna looks pretty good when she's on top with her boobs swaying, but our couple soon ends up back on their sides. But wait, Gianna also gets her knockers shaking with fine doggie-style banging as well, before taking a come shot in her mouth.

Scene 4: Rebeca Linares

Two's company, but here, three can be scorching encounter, especially when it involves the incomparable 2007 CAVR Performer of the Year, Rebeca Linares. The volcanic vixen welcomes the viewers in Spanish, playing with herself at the top of a stair banister. She then tells us in accented English just how wet her pussy is. (Granted, I'm willing to take Rebeca at her word). She then crawls over to a waiting pair of very fortunate studs, Mark Wood and Mick Blue, who are eagerly awaiting her arrival. Rebeca wraps her lips around Mark's tally-whacker first, and then moves on to inhale Mick's rod. While Rebeca sucks and strokes Mick's meat, Mark slams the gorgeous latina's pussy from behind. Such treatment earns various squeals and yelps from Ms. Linares, who then opts for riding Mick's pogo-stick. Speaking of pogo-stick, Rebeca is soon bouncing and down, turning her head to give Mark some head. Mark then gets used as a horsie when Rebeca rides him in reverse cowgirl, while the Mick gets his cock sucked some more. Of course, at this point, whenever Rebeca's mouth mouth isn't full of cock, she's proclaiming her pleasure in that sexy voice of hers. Our happy trio eventually brings things to the next level when Rebeca takes Mark's huge joystick in her back-door for some reverse cowgirl. Mick also gets to spend some time hammering Rebeca's ass in reverse cowgirl anal, just before both of Rebeca holes get crammed via a DP. Some missionary anal follows, then it's back to some sizzling DP action, which is capped off by a double jizz blast into Rebeca's mouth.

Scene 5: Alektra Blue and Sammie Rhodes

Fans of g/g scenes might like the fact that Sammie Rhodes and Alektra Blue take on each other here. Alektra gets the fun going when she pulls off Sammie's top and licks her titties. Sammie responds by removing Alektra's panties, and licking Ms. Blue's butthole, as well as doling out a few slaps to Alektra's ass. The ladies then use their fingers and and tongues on each other pussies. Perhaps it comes as no surprise when the girls whip out some gel-wand dildos and go to town on each other other buttholes.

When the girls finish with their session of mutual sodomy, Sammie quickly heads off to the side, and Pat Myne's cock invades the scene. (According to the Chapter Index, this is a sixth scene, but given the fact that Sammie is still there, and there was no real break in the action, I'd say that it's actually the same scene). Alektra is only too happy to lick and suck Pat's peter, with some extra saliva and two-handed stroking thrown in for good measure. Following the blowjob, Alektra bends over and gets her pierced pussy pumped from behind, resulting in a few moments of pussy gaping. After Alektra renders another blowjob on Pat, Alektra gets on her back so Pat can finger Alektra's pussy. Then Pat gets on his back so Alektra can ride him like a bicycle. The cowgirl riding morphs into a reverse cowgirl anal, which in turn, becomes a scissors anal. After banging Alektra's backdoor, Pat shoots his load deep into Alektra's mouth.

The DVD:

Decent technical aspects throughout the DVD. Plus, there's the usual assortment of goodies: the Behind The Scenes Segment, the Cumshot Loop, Photo Gallery (not bad) and yes, even trailers.

Summary:

At the risk of sounding philosophical, just what is "totally fucked"? Is it a beautiful woman getting all of her holes plugged, like Rebeca Linares, Alektra Blue and even Sammie Rhodes, in this flick? Well, whatever the true essence of that phrase is, Totally Fucked 2 from 3rd Degree is a solid bunch of gonzo scenes that is worth a look-see.