Total Interactive Control Of Tabitha Stevens Review

Reviewed by j-daddy  on  11/15/2009

Do you like Tabitha Stevens? Then you'll love this disc. Are you a fan of the interactive genre? Then you are bound to be disappointed. The bar has been raised quite a bit over the last couple of years in the interactive genre, and this particular vid feels like a step backwards. Instead of being "totally interactive" it feels more like a POV movie with bad vignettes stuck in between the sex.

This movie has a lot of problems, starting with the "interactive controls." The interactive moments (sex, blowjob, watching Tabitha masturbate) are not linked together in any way. Most good interactive discs link all of the action together, with an easily accessed menu on the screen. The people who put Tabitha's video together lazily added a few controls to take you to and from the main menus, and then a third option that will take you to a listing of what's on the dvd. It's impossible to seamlessly move from blowjob to sex.

There's also far too much talking in this movie. When you click on "blowjob" on the main menu it doesn't take you to a blowjob, it takes you to Tabitha saying "So you've chosen for me to give you a blowjob." Well duh dispshit. Of course I have! I don't mind interactive menus, but having Tabitha tell me what I've just done throughout the movie is incredibly lame.

The sex comes in two varieties, dirty as hell and "love making." I'm not making that last part up, they call the nice/sweet/less slutty sex in this thing "love making." Perhaps this is a new market I'm not aware of in porn, but I want to fuck Tabitha Stevens, not make love to her. The sex its self isn't horrible, but it doesn't come across as anything close to hot. The popshot options are limited to guy pulls out and cums on Tabitha's pussy (or on her face/mouth during the blowjobs). It's not horrible, but this vid was dying for a creampie and it didn't happen. There is one anal vignette in this thing, and Tabitha acts like she's giving you a giant Christmas Present when she mentions it. One anal? Seems a little bit cheap to me.

The camera work in this turkey is surprisingly horrible. It's point of view sex, it shouldn't be that hard to figure out, but the blowjobs are almost unwatchable, Tabitha's face is barely visible above her nose. I want her looking at me damnit, I don't think that's too much to ask for. There was also only one camera angle throughout the whole thing, which in this day and age, in an interactive film, is an abomination and either implies that the director didn't know what he was doing, or no one making this thing ever bothered to look at any other interactive disc.

There's only one guy who ever actually fucks Tabitha in this pic and that's Blake Richards. Maybe you are a fan, but I'm not and while I certainly don't wish him any ill will, his overly shaved pubic area and pale skin was a little much to look at after ten minutes. Mixing the stunt cock up might have helped a little bit.

As is customary in interactive films, Tabitha plays dress up a few times, dancing to some really horrible background music. The masturbation scenes are exceptionally sub-par only lasting two minutes or so (orgasm included). I didn't have time to take my dick out during these, let alone play along. There were some decent attempts at a few true extras, including a point of view blowjob scene with Tabitha as a hitchhiker looking ridiculously hot in a pair of cutoffs.

What this disc truly needed was a better interactive menu, multiple camera angles, a creampie or two, some better direction, and a double blowjob. Tabitha Stevens has a smoking body and has looked great in her return to action, unfortunately this disc doesn't do much to enhance her reputation.

There is a bonus disc with this, with five pretty good "MILF type scenes." (I don't know if any of these ladies are actually mothers, but they are all over 35.) It takes away some of the sting from a very lackluster effort.