Top Shelf (Diabolic) Review

I think that most people, myself included, purchase titles based on whether the particular film features our favourite girls, and so despite my reservations about Diabolic as a purveyor of quality smut, and the relative lack of hype on ADT, I just couldn’t help but take a punt on this one given that it featured some A list talent in the shape of Amy Ried, Jenna Haze and Brianna Love.

In the opening scenario, Jenna plays a stressed executive type who calls on Tommy Gunn for a relaxing massage. Massages in porno, never stay at massages however, and so it is here as a foot massage soon leads to the kissing and caressing of Miss Haze’s more intimate parts. Tommy begins by working on the tension in Jenna’s pussy muscles before Jenna goes to work on his prick. The blow-job is really well shot here, with some nice close-ups of slurpy head, mixed with wider angle shots of Jenna’s perfect little body as she leans across Tommy.

The penetration begins in missionary, with Jenna squeaking her dirty-mouthed encouragement, and then after a brief brake for more oral, the action cuts to spoon. It isn’t long however, before Jenna is begging for cock in her ass and the action switches to Jenna’s tight hole lowering itself onto Tommy’s prick in reverse-cowgirl, and its hot watching Jenna gradually working his cock in before she picks up the pace. An experienced anal junkie like Jenna has no qualms in giving Tommy some enthusiastic ass to mouth and then it's back to reverse for some more stunning shots of Jenna’s body. The action then cuts to doggie, and then push-down doggie, with more dirty talk from Jenna, and then Jenna drops to her knees for a messy facial.

Possibly a few too many cuts and a lack of positions to make it a great opener, but the shots of Jenna in reverse-cowgirl should allow most of her fans to get their rocks off over this opening scene.

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It could just be me, but every time I watch Brianna Love, she just seems to get more beautiful, and true to form, she looks drop dead gorgeous here. God, how I would love to be Talon, and wake up next to Brianna in the morning. The only problem is, I would lose my job because I just wouldn’t go into work. We get to watch Brianna shower and put on her skirt and suspenders, but thankfully, that is where she stops, in order to service Mr. Talon.

Brianna kneels between Talons legs and sucks his dick with her usual slurpy enthusiasm, while we admire her perfect ass, before the cowgirl action allows us to enjoy her perfect posterior in perfect motion as Evan gives her hole a decent pounding. If you thought that was hot, please save your load, as you will almost certainly lose it over the sight of Brianna’s little ass bouncing on Talon’s prick in reverse A. Simply awesome. Following the pattern of the opening scene, we are now treated to some doggie action, followed by some ass to mouth from Miss Love. Talon isn’t quite ready to cum however, and so pounds away at Brianna’s pussy in missionary before depositing his load on her tummy. Brianna asks for the fuck to be put on her tab, but Talon tells her it was free. What a gent.

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Courtney is employed by an exclusive country club to look after members’ needs, and in this particular case, this seems to include Mick Blue’s sexual needs. I really enjoyed the foreplay in this scene as we start out with some good kissing and touching as Courtney gradually disrobes. Things start to get a little nastier however, as Courtney begins to assault Mick’s prick with her mouth.

I always enjoy Courtney’s scenes because she always looks like she is really up for it, and this is no exception as Mick pounds her cookie in cowgirl, making some satisfying smacking sounds as Courtney’s butt smacks down on his prick. The aggressive fucking continues in missionary, with plenty of encouragement from Courtney. Mick then face fucks Courtney while she is lying on her back, before the pounding continues in doggie, with Courtney’s cheeks getting a good spanking.

Mick licks and fingers Courtney’s ass, but this is a non anal scene. We are however, treated to an excellent view of Miss Cummz’s ass as she is fucked in reverse spoon, before she begs for Mick to cum which he does in a swallowed facial finish. How do I join?

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Sarah and Shawna reminded me of a couple of women from Desperate Housewives as Sarah waves her wimp of a husband goodbye and then retires to the bedroom for some girl on girl action with her girlfriend. Slutty Sarah’s legs are spread and Shawna’s tongue is in her twat when hubby returns, but much to Sarah’s surprise he is turned on and joins in.

The clit licking continues until hubby is undressed and then its Shawna’s twat that receives a pounding in doggie as she continues to munch on Sarah’s clam. The action then switches to missionary and then standing spoon, with Sarah sitting on Shawna’s face. Until now there had been no oral, but now we are treated to some good double knob polishing as both girls compete to deep-throat hubby and be face-fucked in a lengthy oral session.

Much as I enjoyed watching Shawna take dick, I couldn’t wait to see Sarah get piped by her hubby and the wait is soon over, as she is banged in doggie. The highlight of the scene however, is definitely watching Sarah’s ass jiggling in cowgirl, while Shawna sits on hubby’s face. Sarah then spreads her legs for some missionary while Shawna rubs her clit. The scene ends with a weak facial, which was a shame because both girls seemed more than willing to do some cum kissing, but you can only work with what you’re given.

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Amy Ried, sporting chestnut hair and looking hot in black shorts and heels, comes home from a hard day at work to find boyfriend Evan sleeping on the couch and generally bumming around. Christ. If I thought it would please Amy I’d have cleaned the house, the garage and the pool and prepared dinner. Amy is a bit of a soft touch however, and so once Evan has his tongue in her snatch, all is forgiven.

Lovers of foreplay will enjoy this scene as there is plenty of pussy eating and nipple licking from Evan, which no-one should complain about because it gives us a great opportunity to admire Amy’s perfect figure. I wouldn’t say that Amy is the world’s best cock sucker, but she gives Ethan some enthusiastic and slurpy head, and of course, she always has those breasts that she can bring to the party in the shape of a tit wank.

The shagging begins with missionary but after only a few seconds we inexplicably cut to cowgirl, but filmed from in front, so that the viewer can enjoy the amazing sight of watching Amy’s rack bounce and sway as she pound her pussy on Evan’s rigid prick. There is no anal in this scene, but at least we are treated to great views of Miss Ried’s perfectly tanned and toned posterior in a brief doggie and then an excellent cowgirl with some great slapping sound as Amy pound down on Evan’s cock. Amy gives Evan a helping hand, with a hand job, but he isn’t quite ready to cum yet and so fucks Amy in missionary before depositing his load on Amy’s cleavage.

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Dusky, busty, Audrey can’t resist visiting her lover, Mark Davis, even when his wife is indoors, and Mark can’t resist Audrey in those black hold-ups. Mark warns Audrey to be quiet, but it’s Mark making the noise as Aubrey does a fantastic job of deep-throating his tool.

Audrey has an excellent ass, and its shown off to good effect as she is taken in standing doggie, before she grinds and pounds down on Mark’s cock in reverse-cowgirl, although the disadvantage of augmented breasts is that they don’t jiggle and bounce like the real thing. I enjoyed the side saddle shots however, which really showed Audrey’s body off to good effect. Audrey now switches to cowgirl and works up a good rhythm, using her hips to good effect, before more oral. This short scene then ends with a plentiful load all over Miss Bitoni’s breasts.

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EXTRAS

There is a fairly limited number of extras that include Behind the Scenes, Photo Gallery and Cum Shot Gallery. The photo gallery is poor, but the BTS is very enjoyable, lasting about thirty minutes and featuring interesting interviews with each of the girls.

CONCLUSION

If you are a couple or if you are someone who enjoys features but wants to dip their toe into the world of gonzo, then you will find plenty to enjoy in this title from Sid Knox. The girls are certainly top shelf talent, the make-up and wardrobes are excellent and the little set-ups for each scene work well. Most of the scenes also feature some nice kissing and foreplay, and although the opening two scenes feature anal sex, there is nothing in the film that most would find nasty or offensive.

So far so good, but the film does have a few minor irritations that need to be noted. Some of the scenes are perhaps a little shorter than many gonzo fans would be used to and there is some unnecessary editing and cutting. More positions in some of the scenes would also have helped.

Despite the above moans, this film is recommended for those wanting a gentle introduction to gonzo or for fans of any the above girls, looking at their glamorous best.