Tonsil Hockey Review

Studio: Vertigo Videos
Director: Martin Del Toro
Year: 2005

Feature Time: 2:11:40

Extras: Behind the Scenes and Trailers (0:18:26)

Starring:
Victoria Sin (Cover Girl)
Brooke Haven
Kelly Kline
Monica Mayhem
Hailey Young

Themes: Oral, Spitting

Vertigo Videos is quickly shooting to the top of my list of favorite porno studios. Martin Del Toro and the other guys at Vertigo simply know how to put out hardcore, aggressive gonzo videos with lots of spitting and rougher sex. The genre of porn they have been producing is one that really hits home with this reviewer. This movie "Tonsil Hockey" is a collection of four-guy blow bangs with lots of emphasis on drooling and face-fucking. This is one of my favorite genres of porn, and the cast looks awesome, so I'm really looking forward to watching this title.

One innovation that Vertigo is doing in their videos which must be mentioned is the whole spitting thing, especially right onto the camera lens itself. Virtually every scene I've seen from them involves the girl spitting at the camera and licking it off, or drooling on the camera, or licking cum off the camera, or something that makes your TV screen look like a Petri dish full of specimens. It's all pretty hot though, and none of it really becomes distracting, because the director generally cleans the lens before cuts, and doesn't let the stuff linger on the camera.

Scene 1: Victoria Sin and four guys

Victoria Sin (she goes by other variations of that name too) is a slender European brunette girl who's very cute and has appeared in a lot of recent movies from Vertigo. She looks very good here as usual as she sits on a couch and gets interviewed. Supposedly she doesn't like to suck cock. Well, today in "Tonsil Hockey," she'll be sucking several of them, four to be precise.

Four guys show up and Victoria seems to have no problem sucking them all off. She does some rather deep oral as the guys roughly shove their cocks partially down her throat. The whole thing has a frat-party vibe where the guys talk nonstop shit to the girl and to each other while they're throat-reaming her.

Victoria gets fucked in the pussy briefly for some reason while the other guys plunge in and out of her mouth. There's some spitting on the camera lens as Victoria gets throat-fucked. The guys continue to bang away at Victoria's face with little regard for her gagging or drooling.

Martin decides to make Victoria a "little cum hog" and has her spread her mouth open with one hand and turn up her nose, pig-style, with the other one. Her mouth is wide-open in this humiliating position and the four guys dump their loads right inside. She spits out the cum into her hand and plays around with it for a while. The shots were not particularly large, and I didn't detect any swallowing, but Victoria the "cum hog" gets nicely glazed with sperm.

Scene 2: Monica Mayhem and four guys

Monica Mayhem is another cute brunette girl, but with a more voluptuous body than Victoria. She teases us in a tight purple outfit against a window. Martin interviews her briefly, before the guys enter and pull her to the floor by her hair. She squeals in delight or fear, maybe both, as the guys enter with their huge cocks.

One of my favorite positions in porn is the blow-bang where a girl is kneeling on the floor and looking up, surrounded by a circle of hard cocks. There's just something about it that I find supremely filthy. Monica is no exception, and looks great encircled by hard tools. She does some spitting at the camera which is soon cleaned up.

Monica is more of a deep-throat artist than Victoria and manages to go much deeper on the guys unassisted. They get her head hanging upsidedown on the couch "Gag Factor" style and throat-ream her further. Monica's fake eyelashes detach from the facial abuse and start floating around her face. The guys nut four big loads right into her mouth, which gets hocked up onto the camera lens and completely obscures our view of Monica with spunk.

Scene 3: Hailey Young and four guys

Hailey is another brunette girl I haven't seen before, which is quite unfortunate. She's very slender, petite, and really cute with a fantastic smile. She's dressed in a flimsy, transparent pink dress and panties, and teases us on a balcony overlooking the California hills. Martin interviews her inside for a few minutes as well. She "likes sex" which is good, because she's a porn starlet.

The guys come in predictably and try to shove their rods down Hailey's cute throat. She doesn't like to gag or go all the way down, but the guys manage to get pretty deep in her face. She spits some loogies on the camera lens which pool up, because this is Vertigo, and that's what they do.

The slender Hailey looks overwhelmed surrounded by the four guys with enormous cocks. One guy spreads her mouth open with his finger, and later Hailey does it herself. She does the whole "cum pig" thing with her finger on her nose while the guys beat off into her mouth. The guys shoot really good loads and Hailey manages to swallow a large amount of sperm, two loads at a time.

Scene 4: Brooke Haven and four guys

Brooke Haven, although very new to the industry, is already one of my favorite performers. I think she has an awesome and voluptuous body, and a filthy, "do-anything" attitude that works great for Vertigo movies. She's a thickly-built blonde with enormous fake tits. Brooke is extremely cute and I can't wait to see her get the "Tonsil Hockey" treatment.

Four guys enter, predictably, and bang away at Brooke's open mouth. She doesn't go real deep, but seems to really relish sucking all of the cocks over and over again. They fuck her face for a long time, both with her kneeling and with her head upside-down. Brooke gets pretty messy, as well as the camera lens, which gets covered in drool from Brooke's sloppy blowjobs.

One guy starts banging Brooke from behind while the other guys shoot their wads on her cute face. This is a bad move, as you will soon see. The second guy tries to nut on Brooke's face, but spurts over her head and lands on the guy's face who is fucking her from behind. This is all covered in detail in the behind-the-scenes portion of the DVD. We basically have a gay facial in a straight porno, completely by accident. It's only a little bit of spooge, thankfully, but the guy who gets hit seems a little pissed off. Brooke and all the other guys think it is quite hilarious, though. You probably will too.

Scene 5: Kelly Kline and four guys

Kelly's a brunette girl who I just saw for the first time in "Girl Play" from DVSX. She's pretty cute and reminds me a little bit of the great Ashley Blue. Kelly has some very nice breasts which are barely covered by a tight blue tube top, which is very sexy. She gets interviewed on a couch and then blow-banged. She uses her hands a lot on the guys, the action is not really as rough as the other four scenes, but the guys take over and shove her head down on the dicks in due time.

Two guys shoot their big loads in Kelly's cupped hands, which was kind of weird. There's a lot of cum in her hands, and she rubs it into her face like lotion. The last two guys finish on her large breasts. I thought it was a pretty disappointing and cum-dodging way to end the movie. Kelly is pretty cute but her scene was undoubtedly the weakest of the bunch. Not a very good way to finish an otherwise extremely hot film.

Fans of rough oral sex flicks like "Throat Gaggers" from Red Light District will definitely like the four-man blow-bangs of "Tonsil Hockey." As usual, Vertigo delivers the good in terms of a great cast performing filthy, rough, passionate sex. Vertigo can be very fairly described as "balls-to-the-wall" porn. It's always nasty, high-energy stuff that never lets up in its intensity.

The only real concern about the movie was the interaction of the director with the performers on camera. It seems like Martin talks a lot while shooting, saying inane stuff like "That's a good little whore" when the girls are sucking cock. It's pretty distracting, although he doesn't keep on rambling throughout the scenes, fortunately. The whole vibe of the production is one of domination and humiliation. The guys throw around words like "slut" and "whore" constantly, and remind our female performers how filthy they are. Sometimes I just wanted the guys to shut up, but the verbal abuse was also pretty hot at times.

Well, If I had unlimited funds to design a porn movie, it would admittedly look a lot like this, only maybe with a slightly different cast. I love the blow-bang genre as well as rough, aggressive oral action, so "Tonsil Hockey" is destined to be a personal favorite. This is a movie I will certainly be returning to over and over again. Different viewers, of course, have different tastes, so your mileage may vary, but if you like domination, rough sex, blow-bangs, or spitting, it would be extremely difficult to go wrong with this one.