Tits to Die For (Penthouse) Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  10/15/2009

The Little Details

Running Time: 93 min.

Production Date: None given

Director: Kelly Holland

Cast: Audrey Bitoni, Jayden James, Phoenix Marie, Rhylee Richards, Victoria Valentino, Marco Banderas, Nick Manning, Niko, Scott Styles, and Tommy Gunn

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Penthouse has put out some fun and very nicely done couples movies. Even though I'm more of an ass man than a boob man, I'm looking forward to this one.

Initial Reaction: It's decent, but nothing too special.

Who Should Watch It : Couples who like girls with big tits

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a movie that focuses heavily on big tits

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced and I didn't notice any background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks very nice. The picture is clear with a touch of softness and there's some very nice effort put into the lighting.

Music: The music is very well done. It has a romantic feel and a great balance so that it helps out each and every scene rather than drawing the attention away from the sex and to itself.

Menus: The main menu blends a few stills with a little animation for an okay first impression. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the name of the girl in it.

The Feature

Tits to Die For collects five unrelated sex scenes. The only thing holding them together are a romantic feeling to the scenes, a girl with big tits in each scene, and a voiceover by Scott Styles about how great big tits are.

Busty brunette Audrey heads to the bed wrapped in just a towel and lotions up her legs as her towel falls aside and Marco arrives with a smile. He starts rubbing lotion on her tits before Audrey moves around to lovingly suck and stroke his cock as well as to tease it with her big tits. She gets up to ride Marco reverse cowgirl style as Marco grabs her tits and ass before letting him spoon her. Marco worships Audrey's ass a little before he fucks her doggie style before fucking her tits with a little oral action mixed in until he cums on her

This is a fantastic scene. Audrey looks fantastic, and the positions are chosen in a way that really shows off her great body. She has great chemistry with Marco that combined with some very nicely done lighting and pacing gives the scene a great romantic feeling. I also really like how the tits were a big part of the scene without dominating the scene so that no matter how into big tits you are you should be able to enjoy this scene. This is a great scene to start the movie that far surpassed my expectations.

Busty bottle blonde Phoenix works her magic around a pole as Tommy walks in and takes in the show. He tips her and moves in to get a closer look with Phoenix letting him break the “no touch” rule. They help each other strip down with Tommy worshiping Phoenix's nice bit tits before she gropes his cock and slides it out of his pants to suck and work around her tits. She stands up to let him admire her ass before he fucks her from behind against the pole and then rides him cowgirl style as Tommy lays on the stage with each of them fingering her ass a little. Phoenix turns around for the reverse cowgirl ride and hops off to give Tommy a more little sucking and stroking, and finally lets him fuck her tits until he can cum all over them.

This is another hot scene. Phoenix has really impressed me lately, and with penchant for playing to the camera without overdoing things really worked well here. She and Tommy have great chemistry through the scene, and they keep the action moving pretty well. The scene does seem slightly drawn out, but with how Phoenix seems to be enjoying herself it's hard to get down on the scene for giving more of it. This is another nicely done scene that worked well for me.

Brunette Victoria heads happily to the bed with Nick as they struggle for who gets to be on top. Victoria wins as Nick starts sucking her tits before rolling her to her back to suck her tits a little more with plenty of nipple biting mixed in. Victoria gets back on top to suck Nick's cock into her throat before letting him fuck her tits as well as her face from on top. Nick tongues her twat in return with a little finger play mixed in before fucking it missionary style, and then barks orders at Victoria as she sucks him clean and rides him reverse cowgirl style. Victoria turns around for the traditional cowgirl as well as letting Nick fuck her doggie style before the scene cuts to him stroking himself onto her nice big tits.

This is an above average scene. Victoria is very cute with a nice rack and body, and she puts out some nice energy and vocals as she takes on Nick. She looks like she's having a very good time through the sex, but as usual Nick can't restrain his ego and comes off as an egotistical dickhead. Unfortunately this is far from a surprise, and once again as usual, Nick ends up holding back what could otherwise have been a very hot and fun scene. The scene still ends up above average despite Nick, but with better male talent this could have really been a hot scene.

Brunette Jayden starts out the penultimate scene dribbling oil over Niko's back to give him a massage. She drops her top to rub her hard nipples across his back, and then lets him roll over to feel and suck them. Jayden strokes Niko's cock as he worships her tits before moving down to lick, suck, and titty fuck it. He worships her ass and tongues her pussy from behind as well as licking it as she lays back on the massage table for him before fucking it missionary style. Jayden also gives it up doggie style before Nicko fucks her tits and strokes himself to a pop on them.

This is an above average scene. Jayden looks as hot and friendly as ever, and seems to have nice chemistry with Niko. The problem here is that the scene feels very limited for positions and never offers anything significantly different from the other scenes in any way. Earlier in the movie this scene would probably have seemed much better, but as it is it comes off as a bit of a disappointment while not ever really doing anything wrong.

Rhylee starts out in a sexy black, red, and leopard print outfit rolling around on the bed with Scott. Of course her tits quickly come out and Scott gives them some nice attention before she works her way down to please his cock with her mouth, hands, and tits. Rhylee moves up to ride him cowgirl style before letting him tongue her twat, and soon after Scott's back to fucking her but this time lets her have it missionary style. Finally he fucks her tits and gives them a nice squirt of cum.

This is another good scene. Once again it doesn't really offer anything new or different, but at least Rhylee and Scott have good chemistry and look like they're having fun. The limited positions really stand out here due to the length of the scene, and once again I couldn't help but think that if this scene occurred earlier in the movie it would have probably seemed a little better. This isn't a bad scene, but it does seem a little redundant.

Tits to Die For is a nice little big tit couples release. In addition to every girl in the movie having a nice rack, there's nice chemistry in each of the scenes. I especially enjoyed Audrey Bitoni's scene, while Nick Manning did his usual job of trying to drive scenes he's in into the ground due to his raging ego and attitude. Scott Style's voiceovers starting each scene also didn't work for me, as they were always a huge distraction from the nice show the cast was putting on. The bigger problem with the movie is some of its format. The scenes on their own are all nicely done with a very friendly feeling, chemistry, and a very nice eye behind the camera. Put together, however, the scenes are so similar that they easily run together as there's nothing about the scenes sexually to really break them apart. Tits to Die For is a very friendly movie with plenty of nice tits, but it could have really used a little more variety.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery lasts about four minutes with roughly five seconds per good looking snapshot. Trailers are included for My Teacher's a MILF, Sex with Strangers, MILF and Cookies, Naughty Cheerleaders, She-Devilled, and Confessions of a Cheating Housewife. There's also internet information and a bonus scene with an accompanying photo gallery.

The bonus scene comes from Sinful. After Marco arrives and eats sushi and other food off Jessica's naked body, he moves in to kiss her. His hands wander around her body as they kiss before he moves in to lick her pussy. Jessica sucks and strokes his cock in return before letting Marco fuck her missionary style, and urges him on vocally as he fucks her. She continues to put out the vocals as Marco nails her from behind, and they work a little more oral in the middle of the doggie fucking before Marco finally pops on her ass.

This is a pretty hot scene. Jessica looks great, and has very nice chemistry with Marco. The opening was nicely different, and the scene was captured well. This was a nicely friendly scene with a nicely different opening.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, and titty fucking

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many Penthouse DVDs can be found online for between about $17 and $25 with several stores offering them for around $20. Aim low here. The movie's nice, but due to the lack of variety in the scenes I'm not really sure how much replay value it's going to have. The technical aspects do show some nice care and the extras are helped out with a nice bonus scene, but I'm not sure the movie and bonus scene make two hours put together. This is a nice movie and DVD, but I don't think it has the replay value to justify much more than a rental.

Note to Penthouse: You're doing a great job making couples-friendly releases, but a little more variety to the sex could really help your movies out.

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