Tits & Ass 7 (Devil's Film) Review

Studio: Devil's Film
Director: Mike Metropolis
Year: 2004

Feature Time: 2:02:35

Extras: Trailers (0:09:09)

Starring:
Ariana Jollee (Cover Girl)
Gia Paloma
Victoria Sin
Renee Pornero
Satine Diamond

Themes: Anal

The "Tits & Ass" series is one of my favorites in all of porn. They're all hardcore gonzo movies from Devil's Film that focus on tit and ass fucking. The series in the past has featured great casts and hot anal sex scenes, so I'm expecting a lot from this one. The lovely Ariana Jollee is on the cover, so that certainly doesn't hurt.

Scene 1: Ariana Jollee and Mark Davis

For most readers of this review, Ariana needs no introduction. For those that haven't had the pleasure of seeing her before, she's a stunning raven-haired beauty with an insatiable appetite for hardcore sex. She loves it in the ass, and also is known for "squirting" mysterious fluids from her vagina at the height of orgasm. Unfortunately, I didn't see any of that here; perhaps Ariana was not hydrated enough.

Ariana is wearing nothing but a hot pink belt in this scene and looks fucking awesome. She's paired with Mark Davis and allows him to fuck her face for a while. As is usual in "Tits & Ass" movies, there's no vaginal sex whatsoever. Mark goes straight for her ass in a variety of positions, reverse cowgirl included. Lots of gagging A2M. They spit in each other's face which is pretty hot.

Ariana manages to gape pretty wide as she is bent over, using her fingers to spread her bunghole apart. Mark drops an enormous load in her gaped-open asshole, which is damn hot. She gets up, farts the cum out into her hand, and licks it up. Ariana, as usual, gives us a scorching scene with a great ending.

Scene 2: Victoria Sin and two dudes

I've been seeing the sultry Victoria Sin (a.k.a. Vic or Victoria Sinister) a lot recently. She's a very enthusiastic performer and usually brings a lot of energy to a hardcore scene. Victoria's a sexy Euro-girl with dark hair, who's dressed in a black vinyl fetish outfit in this scene where she takes on two guys.

Victoria does lots of face-fucking oral where the guys really ream her throat. This is definitely not a couples film or for anybody not expecting aggressive, rough sex. No vaginal here, because it's "Tits & Ass" all the way. Victoria takes it in the ass in doggy style and gapes very impressively.

Victoria's anus looks seriously abused as one of the guys plunges violently in and out. She gapes very widely. The guy sticks his finger in her vagina and pushes it out her asshole, so we get a rather disturbing pink rosebud effect. I've seen this "trick" in Max Hardcore's movies but never in a more mainstream release.

The scene is simply filthy, with lots of anal pounding, gaping, and A2M to satisfy even the most jaded raincoater. The guys shoot right on Victoria's sore bunghole to end this scorcher. She of course cum-farts it out, with the loads bubbling out of her red gaping hole. I think I might need a tissue or three after this one.

Scene 3: Gia Paloma and a guy

Gia Paloma is another young starlet that's been very busy in Porn Valley as of late. It seems as if I'm seeing her in almost every recent release I watch these days. That's not at all a bad thing, as I'm really into Gia's voluptuous looks and spunky attitude. She usually turns in fantastic performances, and this one is no different.

Gia's paired with a well-hung black guy that I don't recall seeing before. She gives him a very aggressive, deep-throat blowjob. I really think Gia is one of porn's premier cocksuckers, and her excellent skills are on display here as she quacks like a duck (much like Aurora Snow) as the dick is unceremoniously rammed down her throat.

Of course, Gia's beautiful pussy remains untouched in this film as she goes straight into anal in reverse cowgirl. Lots of breaks for A2M. She flips over into cowgirl and rides for a long time, followed by a below-average cumshot to her tongue. Why is it that the guys with the biggest dicks seem to shoot the smallest loads? My guess is the sperm have a longer way to travel and some get lost along the way...

Scene 4: Satine Diamond and a guy

Satine Diamond is European, I'm guessing, because she doesn't talk a whole lot in the scene. She's pretty good looking with a massive set of Double-D's. She's in a bedroom and takes on some guy. The oral in this scene is not as aggressive as the other four. The guy lets Satine do the work, and she goes pretty deep.

They move straight to anal, of course, Satine's huge jugs bouncing as the guy pounds away. Satine masturbates with some sort of jelly dildo, for a brief DP. Satine doesn't say much, but seems more into the scene than your average Euro-starlet, fingering herself passionately while getting banged. There's lots of A2M with deep-throating.

She gets a nice money shot to the tongue to end the affair, but doesn't swallow. Also the director cuts away -really- quickly after the cumshot, to the guy's face (he says "Bye"). I'm sorry, but what the hell is that crap? Cutting away so we are not able to enjoy the cumshot is one of the cardinal sins of porno. And who cares what this guy thinks about it? What a bad ending to an otherwise decent scene.

Scene 5: Renee Pornero and Mark Davis

Renee Pornero is an Austrian starlet who has been seeing a lot of gonzo work recently. She's a very hot brunette girl with a sexy accent and tight body, who is usually quite into the scenes that she does.

She starts off with some very nice deep-throating oral as Mark slowly fucks her mouth. Not too much of that, though, because soon he is penetrating her anally in a standing doggy position. Renee spreads her pussy seductively while getting banged in missionary. She deeply fingers herself and seems to orgasm. Mark sticks her foot in his mouth for a while (foot fetish alert). Lots of hands-free A2M. Mark delivers Renee a super open-mouth cumshot that she gurgles around and swallows. This was another seriously hot scene.

"Tits & Ass 7" is a solid piece of hardcore gonzo, with a great line-up. You can't go wrong with Ariana Jollee, Gia Paloma, and Renee Pornero all in the same movie. Victoria Sin also turned in a masterpiece of raincoater filth. The only arguably weak scene was Satine Diamond's, and even that one was above average except for the ending. I feel comfortable recommending this one for a purchase, or rental if you are so inclined.

One disappointing thing about the film, however, is that Devil's has seemingly stopped showing tit-fucking in every scene in the "Tits & Ass" series. I really enjoy seeing a dick between a nice set of melons, and it's a major reason why I like the series so much. There's not enough tit-fucking in porn today, and "Tits & Ass" was one place you could get it with very hot women. Number 7 is a really good piece of work, but don't expect any tit-fucking at all. I guess "Mike Metropolis" just dropped the ball and forgot the theme of the series.