Tit-ans, The Review

The Tit-Ans

Studio: Score Group

Starring: Beshine, Melonie Charms, Deena Duos, Maxi Mounds, Casey James, Minka, Kayla Kleevage, Crystal Gunns, Cindy Cupps, Denise Derringer, Angelique, Vixen LaMoore, Summer Sinn, Morgan Leigh, Angel Gee, Colt 45

Feature Length: approx. 2-1/2 hours

Video quality: Very good

Audio quality: Good

DVD features quality: Good

There are people who like big boobs. There are people who like huge boobs. And there are people who like boob sizes that do not occur in nature. This is a collection of video-centerfold style shoots of women whose body weight is largely comprised of silicone.

Most of the scenes are what you'd expect--boob play, dirty talk, and finger or dildo masturbation. These are on a variety of sets, they're well lit and attractive (not just a blanket tossed on a sofa pushed against a basement wall). I am not going to describe every scene, just a few that I think are worth an extra comment.

Another note before I continue: this is kind of a hybrid DVD. The first five models (Beshine, Angel Gee, Summer Sinn, Morgan Leigh and Deena Duos) are presented in wide-screen format; the rest are on the old, nearly-square 4:3 format.

• Beshine: that's her on the cover and to the left, and she's first in the film. Her 20 minute video begins with a long interview with a woman off camera. The interview includes a lot of the questions you typically find in a magazine spread in Score ("where do you buy your bras?" "What do you do for a living?"). A little more than half of the time is her sitting down wearing a very large, stretched-out t-shirt; she then gets up and reveals, followed by a measuring (59 inches outside, 31 inches underneath). It ends with her pulling on another top. This is followed by a 10 minute shower sequence.
     This is just very soft-core modelling--mostly just posing; very little boob play, no masturbation. She never even takes off her panties.
• Angel Gee: also begins with an interview, but she gets fully naked almost immediately. Her bobos are not nearly a huge as Beshine's, but they're still very big, and she's got nipple and vaginal piercings. Her 25 minute scene quickly moves into boob play (with lotion) and dirty talk, followed by finger and dildo masturbation.
• Crystal Gunns: roll-plays a nurse in an exam room. This includes some simulated POV sex with a realistic dildo on what may be a mannequin, or maybe it's mounted on a pillow, and ends with a facial pop from off-camera.

• Vixen LaMoore: does something similar on a bed, but it looks like it's actually a prone guy (with head out of frame). But why it's a dildo and not a real dick is anybody's guess.
• Casey James (pictured right): starts with some jogging and some yard-watering, before moving to her bed. This is one of the few videos where I think the masturbation looks legit and not just a performance.

Overall: if you like massive, fake boobs and video centerfold type shoots, this is definitely you're DVD. If you want something more realistic--either in the sex or from the performers, you'll need to look elsewhere.