Till He Comes & Fantasy Isle: Double Feature Review

Reviewed by Ryder7  on  10/5/2005

Note: Till He Comes arrives as a double feature (2 disc) movie. The other flick is Fantasy Isle (see below.) The ratings above are for Till He Comes. Both movies are directed by Mike Esser.

Till He Comes

Not everyone loves a movie that hits you with action immediately. (I like some sort of set up) but if you do, "Till He Comes," a poor wanna be attempt at romance porn ensues.

Basically, it’s about two guys, Pearce and Mike,(I had a hard time deciphering charactors names cause the audio is sub-par thru-out the movie... usually, there is music playing so dialogue.. as well as plot are virtually non existent) Pearce is on the rebound after breaking up with Mike who loves to cheat... though both still cant get over each other.

After a brief montage of Englands' backdrop, we enter a bedroom where Pearce & his current boyfriend Hugh are in bed nude and kissing. They both give each other really nice blowjobs. Pearce has a big uncut cock with enough succulent forskin to nibble on for days. All this hot dick sucking builds up the heat to... sadly, uneventful ass fucking.

Both guys are kinda twinky which I did like...aside from his uncut wanker, Pearce has those full pouty lips you could suck on, kiss and slide your cock into... thats why I was let down after all that dick sucking led to non eventful anal sex. Both guys take turns screwing each other, but the problem running thru-out the movie is while the dick sucking and the positions these guys suck dick in is pretty hot, all the ass fucking is plainer than imitation vanilla.

Its clear non of the bottoms are enjoying it and the tops are very cautious and dont get into any real pounding or thrusting. Another problem (for me) is that while the cock sucking is hot, none of it ends with cum shots in the mouth... its all jerking off together after either BJs or screwing.

After the first sex scene, Pearce checks his answering machine and it's his Ex-Mike who has been on his mind, that is, when Mike isnt fucking othe dudes; especially a nice cute black one. This scene then goes into a dream sequence of when Pearce caught Mike and his cute black friend screwing in bed.

The story also revolves around Damon who has broken up with his cheating ex, Hugh...yep.. everybody is cheating, but yet everybody wants to have steady boyfriends, go figure...what plot there is in this flick is very muddled. Scene three is a great example by not fitting the story line at all except to see more guys have uneventful sex.

The next scene has a decent looking guy paired with Mike. Again... hot dick sucking and boring fucking. Later, four of the guys attend a picnic in a nice English countryside. In this scene, the guys get naked and go skinnydipping in a small pond. Two of them pair off and suck each others dicks and yep... blase' ass fucking. The other 2..Pearce & Mike never have sex here..they're talking about whether they can ever get back together again... their sex scene is saved for the end of the film.

Back at the apartment, Pearce & Mike begin their slow reunion of love. The scene fails to pay off...Only one guy gets fucked (Pearce) and he looks in pain... they both cum by jerking off...Pearce cums in a huge load.... I decide to save my load for a better movie.

In closing, the dick sucking is pretty decent but no cum swallowing or sucking of cock after it cums is a let down for me...and in a movie where the screwing is D.O.A...its even more of a let down.

Video: Below Average in some scenes, average to good in others

Audio: Below average. Hardly any dialogue, a music track plays thru-out

I checked the directors commentary every now and then and all I got was silence or how the director wouldnt cheat on his boyfriend...UNLESS the right guy came along..HUH?

There are 10 minutes of outtakes and the interesting item here is that the audio is PERFECTLY CLEAR! How does THAT happen and yet the audio in the actual movie is terrible?

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Fantasy Isle
Overall: 2.5
Male Looks: 3
Extras: 1.5
Sex: 2.5
A/V Quality: 2.5

Fantasy Isle is filmed on the Isle of Ibiza, and judging by what I seen, this Isle is devoid of Gingers & Mary Anns' and filled with good looking gay guys having sex.

There is no dialogue present, just a music track coupled with dick sucking, ass rimming & fucking filmed amid beaches, cabanas and hotel pools.

We meet our attractive, not overly buff (and some slender...YUMMMY guys) in shorts as they walk through the streets of Ibiza. Within seconds they are at a hotel pool, naked and indulging in oral sex as they line up in a "69 train" alongside the pool...can you say, "ALL ABOARD"! Though the scene doesnt last long and nobody cums, there are sweet shots of shaved assholes to be admired.

We next have a duo scene featuring some nice dick sucking but again..no cum shots. Scene 2 features platinum blonde, Flash Golden and Carlos Viera. They stand against a pillar with a spectacular backdrop of island mountains and sky blue water. Both Viera and Golden take turns screwing each other...this is ok, but only semi inspired anal.

Scene 3 features a few of the 7 guy cast frolicking naked in the surf among the mixed crowd of sunbathers. Speaking of naked in public, Sandero leisurly strokes his sexy cock on the deck of a yacht.

Later on Golden gets a rub down from Sandero that of course leads to some more dick sucking but alas, no great payoffs worth speaking about.

Veira joins the duo later to spice things up and get his big dick sucked by both lads. The movie ends with a naked pool party. Not a dick goes unsucked and almost every ass gets nailed.

The problem with Fantasy Isle, is that while the cast are hot and the dick sucking is decent, the anal sex is only slightly better than in Till He Comes. Maybe it was the backdrop of the exotic locale that warmed me up more to Fantasy Isle then its double feature counterpart, but I can only give Fantasy Isle a RENTAL only recommendation....unless you get lucky and find this double feature on extreme markdown for like $10.

Extras: A 17 minute behind the scenes which was kinda boring.