Tight Ass Tango Review

Reviewed by Sean Renaud  on  7/14/2010

Expectations: All anal, all Latina. There is a lot that can go so very very right in this situation. I picked it up partially on a whip and partially because it looked good in a preview from “What Went Wrong” I’m hoping that this will have the kind of hardcore, nasty sex that I like to find in my porn. It’s unlikely though. Wicked is a “soft” core porn producer. You won’t see any hair pulling, gagging or ass to mouth here. You’ll be lucky to get more than the most generic of dirty talk. Wicked produces porn that you don’t have worry about your girlfriend finding. I call it decoy porn. You leave this someplace kinda hidden and she never bothers looking for that stash of uber porn.

Scene One: Bella

Bela is definitely top notch, just a real beautiful woman. She’s not really interested in wasting any time at all either. The scene starts with her pulling her lover onto the set for brief make out session before she decided rather quickly that he deserved a nice cock sucking. Which he certainly did. I’m a huge fan of seeing women leaning over to suck cock rather than kneeling so I got a bit of a treat from her.

After that she’s magically on top of him. I like watching the actual penetration so I hate it when all or most of the position changes take place off screen She goes through a few positions, not as many as I usually like but she manages the standing splits so she has my vote.

Scene Two: Dany Duran

Red hair Latinas are one of the sexiest creatures ever to grace the planet earth and Dany is no exception to the rule. She starts off with a nice short tease and some tit play before a short blow job.Dany gets the favor returned with some pussy eating and then mounts up for an exciting scene.

I hate off screen position changes and condoms in porn. That aside this is good shit. Beautiful woman, music that is not crap. You could do much worse in both of those features. I’m also a big fan of getting the sex into new positions so the out on the patio sex just adds to an already good scene and makes it better.

Sadly Dany’s not much as far as energy goes. She’s basically just an apposable sex doll with a pulse. After the initial make out I was kinda bored with her.

Scene Three: Marcella Moraes

Marcella starts off in a white dress that you could actually see a real woman in real life wearing and her tattooed mate worships her right out of it. Take his time a little but with a work of art you don’t’ really want to rush things. He starts off eating her out but that only lasts until she can’t bear the thought of his cock out of her mouth any longer. She drops to her knees and greedily sucks his cock truly making a scene of it.

Marcella rides like a woman who just craves cock. She looks and great and sounds better in both the cowgirl and reverse cowgirl and maybe this is a personal issue but Spanish might be the sexiest language to moan in.

Scene Four: Claudia Bella

Claudia is without a doubt a beautiful woman and she starts off with an even quicker than normal tease before dropping down for a beautifully sensual blow job that I’m certain didn’t go unappreciated at the time. She hits the expected positions and do. She stands out as the only girl to go pussy to mouth, which seems particularly stupid since her man was wearing a condom.

Scene Five: Cinthia Santos

This might be the first time in my life I’ve been watching a porn and thought thank god a big breasted blonde. It’s been too long. Cinthia wouldn’t stand out in any other porn as something special but here she’s strikingly unique. The tease is a bit too long for my taste and that’s annoying.

Cinthia makes it look easy but she takes a nice throat fucking completely with deep throat. It borders on rough at moments but nothing that’s going to be disturbing even for those who prefer softer core porn.

I’d forgotten how sexy tan lines can be. Maybe it’s just that it’s been so long since I’ve seen them but you can see the exact type of bikini top this blonde likes to wear. It’s a nice treat to watch her tits bounce with each thrust. She’s not much for changing positions, maybe she was really wanted to show off her tan lines.

Scene Six: Kelly Amaral

Kelly’s everything you could ever ask for in a sizzling hot senorita. Great grippable hips, eyes that beg and pouting lips. She takes full advantage of her set hugging the archways and leaning over the balcony as she’s taken. I don’t know if there has ever been a woman who looked so sexy as she was undressed and if there was she deserves a medal. The rimming was especially hot.

Breaking the porn mold Kelly skips the requisite BJ all together instead giving a few pussy and ass to mouth shots. Kelly’s biggest problem is she looks so bored. You can almost see her mentally balancing her check book and a cum shot to her shoulder?

Heading Out: I can’t personally recommend this video for a couple reasons. Some admittedly are pet peeves. Condoms in porn are just a complete turn off for me, it would be like if the WWE started using thick fluffy pads. It just takes me out of the moment. I also like watching the moment of penetration and each scene usually cuts to a new position instead of the couple moving. I also like my porn hardcore, for an anal flick this is surprisingly girlfriend safe, nothing rough or even particularly nasty outside of the anal itself.

Now I’ll also say this has beautiful women most of whom put a lot of energy in, we get a lot of great locations, instead of your every day porn that often times uses the exact same set and angles over and over and over again Tango takes us out doors and gives us more than a taste of the beauty south of our borders.

The music wasn’t horrible, at least not in the way that normal porn music often is. This was all Latin and other than it being very repetitive it wasn’t just mind numbingly bad and generally just sort of faded off until you don’t really notice it. Well unless you pause and restart for some reason.

Overall though this is somewhere between discount porn for you and your girlfriend porn. It’s not horrible just there is so much out there.