Theater Sluts 5 (Kick Ass) Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  10/18/2009

Theater Sluts 5 by Dirty D Productions is a release that features Dirty D taking amateur girls to a porn theater somewhere in Tampa. All five scenes are the same; D arrives at the theater with the girl and walks her into the seating area. D starts having sex with the girl while a bunch of theater mopes stand around sharpening their pencils. At one point, at least another guy is invited to join in. At all times, you can see mope pencil sharpening. In a few of the scenes are few mopes are invited in, but most of the time, it’s D and one other guy. However, the mopes are allowed to leave a deposit of hand babies on the girls. This release clocks in slightly less than 2 hours which is about right for this type of release. Bottom line, this is sleazy porn. The high point of this release was a pale white blonde named Jasy. There are no extras in this release.

Pluses: Jasy. The whole concept of this disk.

Minuses: Not enough facials as most pops where body shots. No extras. The opening ads were for other Dirty D websites and were unskippable.

Sleaziness Factor (1-10): 10. Dirty D puts out a sleazy product.

Is it worth it? If you like slutty amateurs doing slutty things, definitely.