Heavyweights Of Porn, The Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  9/4/2007

The Little Details

Running Time: 68 min.

Production Date: 1 / 1 / 2007

Director: None credited

Cast: Erica Lockett, Gianna Michaels, Samantha G., Buster Good, D. Wise, and a couple uncredited guys

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: I'm a little nervous about this one. It says there's “4 Full-Length Scenes”, but it also lists twelve women on the cover. The more I think about this one, the more scared I'm getting.

Initial Reaction: It's a decent idea that's done pretty poorly for a commercial release.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody who's curious about what Sensational has to offer

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to see all of the girls on the boxcover in action

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty average. The audio is pretty clear and well balanced, and the background noises were fairly minimal. The video is presented in the full frame format and looks okay. The lighting varies a little throughout the movie, there's a touch of grain, and there's some minor camera motion. All in all, this release looks just like one would expect from Sensational.

Music: There's a little music in the background, but it's very easily forgettable and thankfully disappears pretty quick.

False Advertising: Although the cover claims “4 Full-Length Scenes”, it also shows and lists twelve stars. Many of these are big or bigger named stars such as Lisa Sparxxx, Carmen Hayes, Gianna Michaels, Sara Stone, and Sara Jay. Of those twelve stars, only three of them are featured in the “full length” scenes in the movie. That's nine girls who you might want to see in action that you won't. I've often taken off a half point per mislisted star, especially when it's as blatant as it is here, but since I can't give a negative overall rating we'll just leave it sit at two points off the overall score.

Menus: The main menu is pretty simple and lets you choose between the movie as a whole or the four scenes that make it up. If you choose a scene it lets you choose between the scene, the trailers for that series, and the photo gallery for that series.

The Feature

Heavyweights of Porn blends one scene each from four of Sensational Video's biggest series. It only lets you know which series the scene is from and who's in it rather than giving you the name of the movie it came from, and then breaks apart the scenes by including trailers of the series the scene came from.

Scene 1 – Samantha 38G and a guy

The opening scene comes from Hot Sexy Plumpers and features good looking dirty blonde big babe Samantha in the bathroom wearing a robe and having her man come up behind her looking for a little something. She strips down past some simple lingerie as he gropes her before sitting on a stool to start sucking his cock. She mixes in a little stroking with her cocksucking and naturally wraps her big fat titties around his cock as well. Samantha lies back so he can suck her tits and oil them up as they talk about him fucking them, but they then move on to him fucking her from behind instead first by the sink and then in the bathtub. Finally she strokes him onto her tit.

This is an okay scene. There's something darn sexy about Samantha, but the chemistry here is a little weak due to her often mugging the camera or looking around as she's getting fucked. It feels more like a newbie or amateur thing than a boredom thing, but it still hurt the scene a little. She also does well enough that times that when the camera got in her face I couldn't help but wish that this had been more of a POV scene than a standard porn scene. The other problem with the scene is that it has a slightly cut up feeling. Yes, this isn't rare from Sensational, but it's worse here. Normally Sensational's scenes seem to run around twenty minutes, but this one's not even fifteen. It also has only one position so a slightly choppy feeling combined with a shorter scene length makes me wonder if this isn't the full length scene one might find with the original scene (whichever installment that appears on). This scene has a few faults, but also has some decent potential to take it just past the average mark.

Scene 2 – Erica Lockett and D. Wise

The next scene comes from Wives Gone Black 7. When Erica's hubby tells her to take her friend with her on vacation since he's going to be at a convention and instead finds out that he's going on vacation with somebody else, she decides to get a little revenge in kind. When D. Wise shows up moments later to talk about vacation packages she decides to see just what kind of package he has. She lets him know about how her hubby's fucking his secretary, so he eagerly heads into the next room with her where she quickly drops down to suck his cock. D. helps her out of her top and is more than happy to see a little milk right down to having her squirt some on his cock as she blows him. Ericka lays back for him to fuck her missionary style before getting up so he can take her from behind. D. fucks her tits a little before finally popping on them.

This is an okay scene. Once again there's a choppy feeling to the scene, and after checking out Den's review of the original scene my suspicions about the series were quickly confirmed and one can see that it looks like about half the scene was chopped out (with this scene also running about thirteen minutes). This makes an average at best scene one that doesn't even make the average mark.

Scene 3 – Gianna and Buster Good

Tittyland 4 checks in next with some of Gianna's scene. Busty brunette Gianna starts things out in blue hotpants with her 36DD tits stretching out a lavender spaghetti strap top talking about how she's really needing to get laid as the cameraman admires the pool and the view behind it. Gianna gets right to business kissing Buster and ripping off his belt when he arrives before dropping down to suck and stroke his cock with no shortage of energy. She lets Buster have a bit of spit, a few trips into her throat, and plenty of stroking as she works him over orally, and even lets him sit back in a pool chair so he can get a bit of titty fucking as well as cocksucking. She gets up to ride him reverse cowgirl style before they roll around for some spooning and a bit of missionary work. They even get in some doggie fucking before Buster pops on Gianna's great tits and lets her titty fuck him a little more using his joy juice as lube.

This is an above average scene. Better yet, it looks like it might be most of the original scene. I'll admit that I had the fast forward button on for this scene as I've already watched it in the original movie and since Sensation appeared to be hacking the scenes apart for this release my main curiosity about it was how much they cut out. I'm sure with it's roughly fourteen minute running time there's been a fair amount cut out, but it didn't look like much had been. This may be an edited scene, but at least it looks to have been done fairly respectfully.

Scene 4 – Crystal Clear and a guy

The final scene comes from the Big Lovin' series, and although I can't be sure I think it was from the third installment. Big black babe Crystal starts out her scene breaking her huge tits out from under her white mesh top to show off. She comments on how they seem a little dry so she rubs some baby oil into them. An average at best looking guy with plenty of tattoos joins her to help rub the oil in, suck her tits, and play with her pussy before Crystal sucks his cock in return. He lays her back and fucks her missionary style before rolling her over to fuck her like a dog. They go back for a little more missionary fucking and some pussy play before the scene cuts to the guy stroking himself to a pop on Crystal's face.

This is an okay scene. Crystal does a good job and the camera captures her well. This guy is in a lot of Sensational's movies, and I'm not sure he's ever really made it past the average mark as a cocksman. This is a pretty typical Sensational scene, and also a pretty forgettable one.

Heavyweights of Porn leaves me with mixed feelings. On one hand, I love that Sensational makes a compilation DVD of some of their big series and that they include one scene from each of their four bigger series on it. Putting a few clips from the series around the featured scene also helps things and should help to draw a few people in. On the other hand, the movie doesn't even last an hour and ten minutes including all the clips. This leaves me doubting that the ”4 Full-Length Scenes” are really full length scenes that haven't been edited down (and I'm 99% sure at least one of them was). The other problem is that over three quarters of the girls featured on the cover are only featured in trailers! Thankfully I got this one really cheap as if I had paid anywhere close to full price for this one I'd be really pissed. Besides, the movie only lasts an hour and ten minutes which should leave room for a lot more than four scenes. More than anything, however, Heavyweights of Porn felt like something that shouldn't be for sale. Instead it feels like a sampler Sensational would hand out for free at conventions, and even then I can see people being disappointed due to the girls who are listed on the cover but only featured in trailers. Heavyweights of Porn has a couple nice ideas about it, but goes wrong far more often than it goes right.

The Extra Stuff

There's a buttload of trailers, and since this is a Sensational title you know that's a darn big butt! In addition to slideshows for each of the four main series in the movie, you also get trailers and slideshows for the All Amateur Video, Big Bad Mamas, and BBW Dreams series. If that isn't enough you can view Sensational's catalog and get company information.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, big women, interracial, lactation, and titty fucking

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: Between Samantha 38G and her guy

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Sensational's DVDs can be found for between about $13 and $19 with most places offering them near the low end. Aim low here as this is pretty much what many companies would hand out for free at conventions. The scenes are edited down and most of the girls on the cover aren't included in anything but trailers. The technical aspects are pretty good, but overall this one just doesn't feel like something you should really pay money for.

Note to Sensational: If you're going to prominently feature girls on the cover, please include them in what people actually want to see! Also, don't edit down your scenes even for something like this.

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