Best of Diana Pilova: World Class Whore, The Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  11/16/2005

The Little Details

Running Time: 68 min.

Production Date: 12 / 2004

Director: Marie Madison

Cast: Diana Pilova and Peter Zyla

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Marie Madison has impressed me with many of her movies. This one sounds a bit different, but I’m willing to give it a try!

Initial Reaction: It starts off slow, but the second half makes it all worthwhile

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a decent mix of solo scenes and couples sex without worrying about any plot

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting anal

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is well balanced for the most part, but there are a few minor background noises in a couple places. The video is above average. It has a little pixelation that’s just enough to notice, but is very well lit throughout the movie and doesn’t have any camera motion to interfere with the action.

Music: None

Menus: The menus are nicely done. The main menu blends a still with a bit of the movie while the

The Feature

Diana Pilova is a short haired brunette with a nicely natural body. She’s also supposedly one of the top paid whores in Europe. Best of Diana Pilova doesn’t seem so much to be a compilation, but a look at “a day in her life”, or at least the sex she gets around the house in a day.

Scene 1 - Diana Pilova

Diana starts things out at eight in the morning with a bath. Okay, the bath doesn’t quite start at eight because she still has on her pink and white bra and panties and feels the need to diddle herself on the edge of the tub first. She squeezes her breasts while rubbing her pussy before stripping off her panties for easier access. She slides a finger into her pussy before rolling over to show her ass while continuing to work herself over. She rolls back and continues to play with herself lightly before grabbing her gold shower head and using that to help herself out.

This is a light little scene. It never really builds into anything, but it does a nice job of showcasing Diana’s great natural body. She has a fairly natural look to her masturbation, and I was a bit relieved that she didn’t go completely overboard moaning like so many others do. This is an okay way to start out the movie, but it leaves a fair amount to be desired.

Scene 2 - Diana Pilova and Peter Zyla

At 10:00 am, Diana relaxes on the couch reading a magazine wearing an animal print bra and panty set with a black boa while lying across Peter’s legs as he wears only a robe and strokes himself. She puts down the magazine and bends over to start mouthing his manhood before moving up to ride him reverse cowgirl style. They go at it doggie style next, followed by a bit of spooning and some missionary work. They keep things going with a cowgirl ride before Diana sucks Peter a little more and lets him stroke himself onto her tongue.

This is a pretty average scene, and even that was pushing it at times. The camera work is nicely done, but like so many other European actresses Diana comes across a bit cold. The sex is also a little mechanical and was held back slightly for me by not having any of the position changes. Although there is some decent sex here, I had a hard time staying interested throughout the entire scene.

Scene 3 - Diana Pilova

By 1:00, Diana’s changed into a black skirt, panties, and mesh top with pointy silver shoes with an ankle strap and black stiletto heels. She lifts up her shirt to show off her tits before losing her skirt to show off her ass in a black thong. She bends over a chair and plays with her pussy before lying back on the kitchen counter wearing only her belly chain. She continues to work on herself naturally before moving to the floor with a pie server. She sucks on the handle and rubs it around her body before sliding the handle into her pie. After finishing, Diana sucks the handle clean and lets the camera fade out.

This is a fantastic solo scene, and easily my favorite scene in the movie. Diana looks amazing, and I love her outfit. Belly chains have never done much for me, but even that turned me on in this scene. Diana plays to the camera extremely well through the scene and it’s nicely paced. This is one of the best solo scenes I’ve watched in a long time.

Scene 4 - Diana Pilova and Peter Zyla

By 5:00 pm, Diana is ready to kick back with Peter again. This time she sexy gold shoes with a yellow sundress and pale pink panties that quickly find their way to the floor so they don’t get in the way of Peter’s fingers. As soon as Peter strips off his pants Diana leans over to mouth his manhood. He rolls back to tongue her twat in reciprocation before letting Diana move up to ride him reverse cowgirl style. She turns around for a standard cowgirl ride before letting Peter spoon her. They keep moving around to get in a little doggie fucking and some missionary work before Peter finishes things up giving Diana a nice cum bath for her chin and neck.

This is another very hot scene. Diana looks very hot once again, and this time there’s great chemistry between her and Peter. He seems like he’s struggling a few times, but with the job Diana was doing I’d be struggling a lot as well! This scene easily keeps the momentum of the previous solo scene, and helps the movie to end on a high note.

Best of Diana Pilova is a pretty good movie. I like how it just goes with a timeframe rather than trying to make Diana and Peter act, which often seems painful to watch with European talent. She’s a good looking girl, and my biggest complaint is that the first couple scenes aren’t nearly as good as the last pair. I couldn’t help but zone out a bit during the first couple scenes, partially because the shower masturbation seemed so generic and partially because Peter seemed to be struggling. He struggles a bit during the final scene as well, but Diana comes to life so much in the last two scenes that I was completely drawn into them. Best of Diana Pilova has its faults, but the second half of the movie definitely makes it worth checking out as a rental or if you can find it cheap.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for World Class Whores, World Class Whores 2, and World Class Whores 3. The photo gallery lasts about four and a half minutes with about eight seconds per decent looking snapshot or full screen photo.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, masturbation, and toys

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Marie Madison’s DVDs can be found online for about $15 to $25. That’s pushing it for this one, especially with a movie that barely lasts an hour. The sex is fairly hit or miss, but the technical aspects were pretty good. The DVD’s also a little weak on extras. This is an okay DVD.

Note to Marie Madison: You have a nice idea here, but there are many people who avoid compilations and titling this one “Best of” might scare a few people off.

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