Texass Tales Review

Reviewed by Sean Renaud  on  7/26/2010

Summary: Alexis Texas just decided it was time to prove that everything really is bigger in Texas, especially the butts! Watch and enjoy as Alexis and four of her closest friends get together dress in the most amazing outfits and lovingly coax every drop of cum from your sack. This is a winner.

Expectations: Alexis Texas deserves her place at the table. She is the total package and she’s got Kristana Rose and Sophie Dee backing her. Wicked as a company is a bit hit and miss. Sometimes they put out the best damn porn on the planet sometimes they put out mediocre stuff. I’m expecting something worth your money, maybe not worth you questing for but still damn fucking good.

Scene One: Alexis Texas

My first complaint is more a matter of principle than a matter of real problem. When you’re the girl the movie is titled after if you’re not in several scenes you’re supposed to be the last scene. You’re the climax not the girl we get to see at the beginning!

Alexis has this stunning plaid skirt bra combo complete with fishnets and come fuck me boots. She wanders over to the luckiest man on the planet and lets him worship that Texas sized ass while she works that jiggle. Once she’d had her feel of pussy licking she slurps solid schlong at the same time making sure she keeps that beautiful butt bouncing. It’s to be seen to be believed.

This cowgirl has cunt and will travel and it is one of the most beautiful things in the world watching her move from one position to another. I didn’t know that Alexis wasn’t a natural blonde, never paid enough attention but the carpet and the drapes don’t match. I love that she kept her skirt on throughout the entire scene. Wow, I don’t think a more disappointing cumshot has been filmed in a while.

Scene Two: Sohphee Dee

There aren’t a lot of women on the planet who can rival Alexis’s big ass but Sophee is one of them. She might not be quite as cute or sexy in the face as the blonde but her voice and personality make up for it. She has this kind of beautiful innocence to her that makes her all the sexier.

We start off with a bit of pussy licking but her tits are made for fucking and that’s just what they’ll do. She of course looks like a goddess with a cock caught between her cantaloupes. It’s almost as good as watching her wrap her lips around a cock and just go to town.

One by one Sophee works were way through all the regular positions, even gets us a nice bit of pussy to mouth along the way. No one can claim the little vixen didn’t earn the cum shot that splattered over her beautiful face.

Scene Three: Jayden James

Jayden James is geared up before our very eyes. Fishnet body stocking, corset, chocker, bracelets, boots. She looks like something that escaped a dominatrix movie which is a bit too bad because she seems a bit too cute to convincingly kick your ass. Sure enough she’s on a leash being spanked, still not a waste, and the black and white and later kind of faux poor quality video is a nice touch. She takes charge though sitting on his face and forcing him to eat her smooth slit. Some cock sucking and sixty nining later it’s time to stick it in her.

There is some light pussy to mouth action throughout the scene but one of the things that makes this scene stand out is just the slow destruction of her outfit as fishnet just wasn’t designed to hold up against the kind of fucking that she’s going for. She still has most of what she started with on when it ends, just it’s been shredded.

Scene Four: Kristina Rose

If there was ever a woman who was just designed for sex, this is her. Small but perfectly built tits, legs that go on for days only to end in a nearly flawless rump. It doesn’t hurt any that they know how to dress this vixen and load her for bear. The black and white striped leg warmers are simply too damn much.

When she rips off a man’s belt it’s because she really can’t imagine her life without his cock somewhere touching her. Maybe it’s between her lips as she easily devours inch after inch of manflesh while grinding her clit against his knee. Maybe it’s being stuffed into her greedy snatch so she can keep her mouth free to moan and cry out for more cock. She’s a bendy one and she’s definitely eager to get the taste of pussy flavored cock in her mouth.

Scene Five: Dylan Rider

Well we start off as we have with the other girls, dressing her. She’s got some purple chaps and well the rest of the matching attire when she interrupts her stud practicing up for pool. He manages to ignore her for almost a full minute which is at least sixty times longer than I would have been able to resist putting my hands on her.

Watching her suck cock is just amazing, it’s not the hard aggressive can’t handle it job some girls give. This is a woman who knows exactly what she’s doing and every single move is thought out to bring him as close to the edge as she can manage without letting him give in. That’s because she wants to get on and go for a ride and just like her blow job this isn’t a rushed teen trying to pound her way to orgasm. This an experienced woman taking her time and enjoying every single second she can. Damn good cum shot I might add.

Heading Out: There is a wide wonderful world of porn in the world with everything in it from softcore Skinemax to the nearly legendary Max Hardcore. This is closer to the former, it focuses on beautiful, stunning women in amazing outfits. We get not only a minor rearrangement of the furniture to make new sets but entirely different and impressive locals. The girls generally only take off what they have to taking full advantage of their sexy clothing. All the girls have great energy, particularly Alexis and Sophee but all the girls deserve props for a job well done.

On the other hand we don’t get any anal, no gagging, nothing particularly aggressive unless you count Kristina’s face sitting. Only a few of the cum shots are impressive, so my point there is if you are someone who needs his porn to be hardcore, we all know who we are, this isn’t for you. It’s good porn it’s just not raincoat material. They are even wearing condoms which for a lot of us is a turn off in our porn. I know it knocks a bit of a score from me.