Terrible Teens (FusXion) Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  1/20/2004

The Little Details

Running Time: 118 min.

Production Date: 5 / 9 - 14 / 2003

Director: Pat Myne

Cast: Nautica Binz, Katrina, Shawnee, Dani Woodward, Little Bit More, Dave Hardman, Lee Stone, Ben Bratt, and Mark Davis

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Pat Myne has really been impressing me behind the camera lately. I’m going into this one with some pretty high expectations that I hope he’ll be able to meet!

Initial Reaction: It’s another winner from Pat Myne

Who Should Watch It : Fans of younger girls doping dirty things

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting to see really raunchy action or something teens doing terrible things such as Ed “Ewwwww” Powers

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are just what I’ve come to expect from Pat Myne. The audio is very clear and outside of a couple moments, very well balanced. There’s one moment when you can hear Pat tell the cast something, but that’s it and I’m not sure that he didn’t mean to leave it in. The video has a slightly soft and artistic feel, but is very nicely lit and even out to the edge.

Music: None

Menus: The menus are pretty standard. The main menu has a little decent animation and the chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene.

The Feature

Terrible Teens continues with Pat Myne’s normal style and gives it a bit of focus. As usual, Pat starts out each scene talking with the girls a little and letting them show off a bit. The focus comes in with the female talent here. They’re all eighteen or nineteen years old, and they’re not shy about being bad girls who love to fuck.

Scene 1 - Nautica Binz and Dave Hardman

Nautica starts things off showing her nice eighteen year old ethnic ass (I’m guessing it’s Caribbean), as well as a nice set of cans, to Pat and telling him that she’s going to get fucked in the ass. When Pat suggests they work her ass up with some buttplugs, Nautica instead tells him that she’d rather go big right away, and then slides a nice sized purple plug into her ass. She plays with her pussy while sitting with her plug buried, and then talks about how she likes to suck cock. She’s rewarded with Dave’s dick, which she sloppily sucks while moaning away before bending over to let him bury it in her from behind. Nautica lays back for a bit of missionary work before having Dave spoon her eighteen year old ass as well as fucking it a bit missionary and reverse cowgirl style. Finally, Nautica strokes Dave to a below average pop on her tongue without shying away from it at all, and even swallows a little down.

This is a pretty hot scene! Nautica really starts the tease out right, and looks to really love fucking. The anal doesn’t come easy for her, which I’m sure some people will enjoy as it does add a nice dose of reality to the scene. She keeps up with it like a trooper and does seem to be into it a bit. She also finishes the scene off nice, and handles the facial extremely well.

Scene 2 - Katrina and Lee Stone

Nineteen year old dyed redhead Katrina starts things off showing Pat her nicely natural titties and her shaved pussy. She plays with herself a little before Pat lets Lee feed her face. Katrina’s good to go enough that Lee doesn’t bother tonguing her to get her going, and instead goes directly to fucking her missionary style before picking her up and fucking her in midair. She hops off to suck her juices off Lee’s cock while riding him cowgirl style, and after a bit of reverse cowgirl, takes a little midair reverse cowgirl. Lee continues to move Katrina through almost every position it appears he can think of, and Katrina finishes things off taking Lee’s love loogies on her chest and tongue, and looks like she tries to catch every last drop she can before sucking out what’s left.

This is another hot scene! Katrina looks to really be into sex, and she’s small enough that Lee can just pick her up and fuck her however she wants. It’s a nice combination as Katrina is submissive enough that she seems to like Lee moving her around as he does. She finishes the scene with great style as well, and handles the pop with more easy as many girls who have been in the business for a few years. This girl has some potential!

Scene 3 - Shawnie and Ben Bratt

Eighteen year old dirty blonde Shawnie gives Pat her third porn scene for the third scene of the movie. She quickly shows off her great natural tits and smoothly shaven pussy before begging to suck some cock. She’s given Ben’s cock to work over with her mouth and pierced tongue, and even goes the extra mile by letting him titty fuck her. Ben shows his thanks by eating her nicely shaved pussy a little before fucking it missionary style. Shawnie gives Ben a little head break while he fucks her missionary style and then climbs up to ride him cowgirl style. She keeps sucking her juices off through reverse cowgirl, and finishes things up taking a wide eyed facial with Ben actually hitting her mouth.

This is a pretty good scene. Shawnie is a knockout, but her performance is less than convincing. Her body gets into it well, but she has a habit of looking at the camera and moaning as if she were reading the ooooh’s and ahhhh’s off a cue card. This isn’t unusual for newcummers, and Shawnie is easy enough on the eyes and has good enough body language that I’m willing to forgive her here and keep some hopes for the next movie I can find her in.

Scene 4 - Dani Woodward and Mark Davis

Nineteen year old Detroit girl Dani shows off a little for Pat before going to town on Mark’s cock. He rewards her by working his set of lips across her lower lips, and even eats her ass a little before she sticks four fingers in her pussy while bent over for Mark to show him just how ready she is. Mark fucks Dani from behind before working her through most of the other positions, including a bit of standing fucking, with Dani putting some nice energy into every one. Finally, Dani takes a great wide eyed facial, looking right into the camera and smiling as Mark sprays her face.

This is an excellent scene! Dani and Mark have great chemistry, and almost seem like they’re trying to outdo each other! There’s some nice banter between them through the scene, as well as excellent energy and a few little laughs. You can really tell that both Mark and Dani are having a great time, and helps to make this my favorite scene in the movie. Dani almost gets into things a little too much, but stops just short of going too far. The only complaint I can have about this scene is the huge tattoo on Dani’s lower back which just doesn’t seem right on her.

Scene 5 - Little Bit More and Ben Bratt

Little slut kitty Little Bit shows up at Pat’s doorstep in a pink bikini, collar, and leash looking for something big. After a little bit of play and showing off, Pat lets Little Bit have Ben’s cock to suck. She moves on to bend back so he can fuck her pussy, and then asks him to put it in her ass. Little Bit doesn’t resist tasting her ass off Ben’s cock, and after he gives her a little discipline, eats his ass. There’s some nice ass fucking mixed in, and Little Bit finishes things up taking a nice facial.

This scene hit and missed for me. Little Bit’s girlie act didn’t do a lot for me, but it is done in a fun way that I can see many other enjoying. Heck, if I was in a little different mood when I watched it I’m pretty sure I would have enjoyed it myself. Little Bit does play very well throughout the scene, and does a good enough job that I’m curious to see her again.

Terrible Teens is another nicely done fuck flick from Pat Myne. Unlike some teen features, there’s never really any doubt on whether or not the girls are barely legal to perform in adult films. The girls also put some very nice enthusiasm into their performances. Dani easily advances to the head of the class here, but the other girls also do a very nice job. I was really torn rating the sex here between a 4 and a 4.5, and the only reason I didn’t give it the higher rating is that every scene is basically the same here. A little group or girl - girl action would have really helped the feature out for me, especially since Dani said that she really likes girls. Despite this minor complaint, I have to say that I’m really impressed with Pat Myne behind the camera. With the exception of Young, Wet, & Wild 2, which is the only Pat Myne movie I’d suggest people avoid like the plague, there’s very few times when I’ve felt like I wanted a different camera angle watching his movies (which is very rare for me). Pat’s under a heavy contract with Metro, and to keep pumping out movies as good as he is now really speaks well of his abilities behind the camera. Terrible Teens is a very good fuck flick that’s worth checking out.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Pussy Whipped 2, American Ass, Al Goldstein and Ron Jeremy are Screwed, and Ass Everywhere. The Instant Pop Shot Footage lets you jump directly to the pop shot of your choice or watch all four and a half minutes plus straight through. Finally, there’s a photo gallery with about twenty slightly below average looking full screen photos, website information, and phone sex crap.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, young girls, tease, toys, masturbation, anal, interracial, swallowing, spanking, toe-ing, rimming (male > female), B&D (light), and ass to mouth

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many FusXion titles can be found online for between $18 and $29 with quite a few stores offering them near the low end. If you’re a fan of Pat Myne or younger girls be happy with this one at the lower end. Most of the scenes are hot and the technical aspects are well done, but there isn’t really anything worth mentioning for extras, which holds the overall DVD back a bit for me.

Note to FusXion: You have a nice movie here. A few extras would have really helped the overall package such as a behind the scenes featurette, interviews, a cast list by scene, or a bonus scene or two.

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