Teradise Island: Anal Fever Review

Reviewed by Gene Bass  on  4/20/2008

I came into this with high hopes. This is a Tera Patrick dvd after all. How could it not be a winner right? Well, it turned out to be another rather limp Playboyish XXX dvd.

It had the ingredients to be a success. Big name porn chicks. Great asses. Long legs. Though, only Tera had the realistic boob job. The rest should see Tera's doctor for a redo. :)

Video production was decent. Above average. But the audio is part of what sunk this title. The audio was fine during the b/w porn chick intro sequences. When they snapped into color action scenes the audio dropped a few too many notches. I had to turn up the volume. Didn't really help. Never mind they decided to play music when you should be hearing the moans. Where you should have been hearing balls slapping against ass.

Also, while it was a joy seeing Tera getting butt fucked for the first time, most of the sex scenes were limp. They had no life. Mechanical. Even Tera's performance. Surprised. As she is usually credible (e.g. Total Tera Patrick). Luckily the video quality is top notch since they filmed it in HD.

Perhaps the people at Evil Angel could lure Tera to jump ship from Vivid. Have the Buttman direct her in one of his masterpieces. How about Manuel Ferara? Justin Slayer? I'm sure they would turn up the heat and turn Tera into a bigger star than she is.

I'd love to see Tera in one of the Black Pipe Layer series. Hint, hint...

Welp...back to buying Evil Angel dvds. :)