Tera Patrick's Porn Star Pool Party Review

Tera Patrick's Pornstar Pool Party (Vivid)

Despite this being a "Tera Patrick film" I chose to review this DVD namely because of Charmane and Daisy Marie. Turns out, TP isn't even involved in the action. Considering the quality of the finished product, it's not difficult to see why.

Some nipple play before Mya goes down on Charmane for a couple minutes.  She breaks out dildo, then takes one herself.

This is maybe an OK scene, but as an opener it's quite weak. Charmane, of whom I am a big fan, doesn't do any oral. Worse, the toys dominate the action. Next...

Scene 2: Daisy Marie and Daisy Dukes

The Daisy's wind up in a bedroom and get to fooling around. Daisy M. goes down for a bit before breaking out a dildo. Daisy D., reciprocating, tastes her from behind but doesn't really bother to eat her because she's got a dildo.  The scene closes out with nipple action and kissing.

Dominated by dildo, this isn't anything close to the best work of either of these girls. If you're you're into plastic, you might like it.

Scene 3: Madison Scott and Mya Luanna

Both ladies are in a hot tub kissing and warming up. Madison eats and fingers mya from behind the entire time

Terrible, lazy, boring scene. I'm not a Mya Luanna fan and this scene is all about her - we hardly see anything from Madison Scott. Don't even bother with this.

Scene 4: Daisy Marie, Annie Savage, and Kayla Page

The three ladies find a bed in the house and dare each other to kiss and suck nipples. Before you know it Annie takes a dildo from behind while she eats kayla. Next Annie and Kayla team up on daisy for a bit. kayla eats her nicely until she, sadly. With her legs in the air kayla rims while annie eats. The break out a dildo to finish her off (with some p2m).

G/G threesomes, in my opinion, aren't typically very well done. Still, somehow, this is the best scene of the film. Daisy is super hot, and definitely steals the show here. It's still not a great scene, as the toys were detracted from the oral and the girls' moaning and screaming were pretty excessive.

Scene 5: 13 Ladies in the Pool

This is essentially an average G/G group sex scene. You might argue that it's well below average since it lasts for only last 3 minutes. And gets broken up by the cops. And by the cops I mean Ron Jeremy, who (quite appropriately) reprimands them for all their excessive, obnoxious moaning. The film ends with RJ hopping in. 

Extras:

All we get is a tame photo gallery and some trailers...zZz.