Tera Goes Gonzo Review

Reviewed by Faunus  on  10/26/2008

Intro: Tera Patrick in a Gonzo flick? Do mine eyes deceive? Tera is probably (and deservedly) one of the most well known women in porn, who for the last few years has released only a few big budget movies every year. What is promised here is Tera going back to her roots, simple fucking, the way we all fell in love with her all those years ago.

Scenes:

Scene 1: Terra goes solo. Terra plays the part of a school girl who Ed Powers convinces to strip for the camera for the first time. For a first timer, it doesn’t seem to take that long to get her playing with a dildo on a pool table. A nice little appetizer for what is to come.

Scene 2: Terra, Stefani Morgan, and Kelle Marie. Terra drops the school girl thing, and she is back to being the seasoned porn star. Ed interviews the three about what it is like to be with a woman before letting them get down to fucking each other. Not as bad as girl girl scenes go, but nothing new. Some dildo usage.

Scene 3: Spyder Jones and Daisy Marie. Not really sure why this scene is here, but it is. Spyder is covered with tattoos over most of his white body, which offers a contrast to Daisy Marie, especially since he is so much bigger than her. A good high energy scene which ends with her taking a facial then letting the cum drip out of her mouth, down her chin and breasts, all the way down to her clit. Anywhere else, it would have been a good scene…but I would rather see Tera Patrick again.

Scene 4: Tera and a penis. Scene starts with Tera dancing in a pool in a blue bikini. She slowly strips and teases the camera before a cock appears. She then proceeds to give an awesome POV blowjob while still sitting in the pool.

Scene 5: Roxy Deville and dude. Roxy is wearing fishnet net top and stockings. Starts with blow job while soft music plays, then she rides reverse cowgirl with a lot of energy, which she carries over to the other scenes. Probably the most high energy scene on the disk. Not a bad scene, but again, why bother putting it in this movie? Where is Tera?

Scene 6: Tera Patrick and dude. Guy is dressed as a cop and Tera in a bright pink bikini. Pretty vanilla sex in a variety of positions before he gives her a nice facial.



Score Breakdown

Sex: Average. The two scenes with the most energy didn’t include Tera, which is the reason anyone would be buying the film in the first place.

Girls: Tera Patrick was hot…compared to her the others didn’t quite measure up.

Audio/Video: No problems.

Menus: Clean and easy to navigate, but nothing special.

Extras: Interviews with Ron Jeremy and Evan Stone, Behind the Scenes, Photo Gallery, and some Trailers.

Plot and Acting: NA

In the End: A disappointment. First off, this isn’t a “gonzo” movie. It is a movie with a plot about a girl making a gonzo movie. In addition, why make a movie about Tera Patrick, and only have one solid b/g scene with her? Maybe that is why it took two full years for this movie to be released after filming. I guess if one really loves Tera Patrick, this is a good way to watch her showcase all her many talents.