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So, Brandon Iron, directing a fast moving mix of hardcore porn
and foot-fetish fun? Sounds good? And with his rep for raw, rough,
edgy action, this has got to be hot stuff, right? Actually, how
can I put it…
Ashley & Cheryl
A scene shot in London, with a pale skinned, impressively busty
South African called Cheryl playing up in toe-sucking, ass-licking
style to Brandon's camera in tandem with Ashley Long. You must know
Ashley. It's hard to avoid her, really. Along with the likes of
Angel Long, Ashley Blue and Julie Night, I've had such a surfeit
of Ashley I half-promised myself I'd never watch another scene.
Fat chance. Here she is, asking her daft questions. Just once I'd
love the guy (in this case Claudio) to answer "does it feel good
when I'm wanking you with my feet?" with a quick "no, I'd rather
you sandpapered my balls."
Okay, so I'm being a little unfair - Ashley is a real pro and always
does a good turn, if that's your bag. While we do have a modicum
of foot-oriented fun, the real meat of the action is energetic,
acrobatic and raunchy hardcore. I do wish Cheryl wouldn't mug for
the camera - otherwise she's quite appealing and while she dodges
anal, she willingly slurps the cocks that deeply spear Ashley's
rear, as the latter takes up the full quota of anal and DP, with
some of the sex between Michael and her being particularly earthy.
One of Cheryl's toes even finds its way into Ashley's bung hole
during the course of events, which end with the guys shooting come
over Ashley's feet placed on Cheryl's face. It gets a little messy.
Julie
& Elizabeth
Two panty-clad butts usher in the next scene. Aussie brunette Elizabeth
professes to be 26! Hold on, last time I saw her she was coyly claiming
to be barely legal! Porn fans = total mugs, don't you know? We'd
even believe these girls would choose to shag Max Hardcore without
serious cash being involved. Back in the real world, Elizabeth does
have a youthful look appealingly matched with a little hint of the
devil about her - not that we see enough of it as she has to share
screen time, and Manuel's cock, with ample-assed Julie, whose vocal
gymnastics quickly become wearing.
But I'm jumping the gun a little - first, there's some light-hearted
tease and foot-related fun before Manuel's entrance. He encourages
the girls to suck each other's feet, and takes some enjoyment from
having the wriggling tootsies on his face and over his body. The
girls get together to blow him, and then take turns riding. Naturally,
some pretty vigorous anal sex is mandatory but while the girls go
for it, I just feel there's something amiss. Julie's attitude is
way too pro for my liking, and though they throw themselves into
all the down and dirty, toe sucking, ass-to-mouth sucking naughtiness,
I'm not really captivated by the scene. Again, the come shot is
delivered onto feet and face - Julie's and Elizabeth's respectively.
Faith
Grant
I'm just pondering this lightly tan blonde's sexy physique when
I realise that her boobs are most likely paid for. Damn. Faith wriggles
her talented toes, oblivious to my dislike of her quite unnecessary
"enhancements". They don't deter Toni Ribas, who enters the fray
ready to go, and dives straight between Faith's thighs, face first.
She blows him then moves her fine derriere up and down on his cock.
Her moans start to grate my ears but her moves are impressive enough,
as she takes Toni's tool into her ass and goes just a little crazy
as she does so. Toni spurs her on to make him come, which he does,
on her face after a little foot wank. She sucks her own toes to
end another so-so scene. Damn, I'm being picky here, because the
energy is good, but there's something quite perfunctory about the
action. Maybe it's just the mood I'm in.
Roxy Heart & Sassy
There's plenty of chat and fooling around with pale, slender Canadian
Roxy and curvy little blonde Sassy (too much make-up by half) before
events inevitably swing into the full on sex. I do like Roxy but
the pair of them lay it on a bit thick, and Brandon's line of inquiry
is hardly insightful either. I guess it really is the mood that
I'm in, but the sex does little for me, despite the fair levels
of energy and commitment. Scenes like this, where naked guys wander
into the sex, already to go, and it's all done for the sake of it
with no context, no little scenario to inspire the imagination or
to interpret as you wish, makes it all pretty dull. Steve Holmes
and Brain Surewood supply the dicks that are sucked, fucked and
stuffed into Sassy's ass before they come on the girls' faces and
a little come swapping wraps it all up.
Lorena & Victoria
Brandon's in a Hollywood Boulevard shoe store when he "happens"
upon two leggy women trying on some spectacular high heel shoes.
So now we're in the ballpark for some wriggly toes squirming in
strappy shoes. I approve. However, all too soon we're heading back
to Brandon's place for some pretty perfunctory (that word again)
sex. Sure, it's all very raw and rather messy - all anal and laden
with nasty ass-to-mouth action with the two submissively posed girls.
Though blonde Lorena and brunette Victoria do their bit, I'm not
struck on their looks and the lack of chemistry is pretty evident.
Brandon shoots on Victoria's face, and she passes the load to Lorena.
Angel Long & Simone Claire
So, as we've had Ashley, it's inevitable we get Angel too. At least
she has nice toes. The thing is, however, that she and her co-star
Simone Claire have this porn star shtick down to such a degree that
I find it a turn-off. We all know what the gig is and no matter
how much they act up, an act is all it is - or at least, that's
the way it feels to me.
The girls show off their toes in ghastly day-glo pink fishnet knee-highs
(as a connoisseur of sheer stockings, I must protest at the preponderance
of the cheap and nasty fishnet in contemporary porn) before Mike
and Claudio join them for deep, wet BJs and foot jobs. Mike gives
the hard-looking Simone a good spanking before they all lurch into
some high-energy sex, though "pro" attitudes are too much to the
fore for my liking.
Mrs Long's little girl calls Mike every name under the sun as he
buggers her. Mind you, she calls herself and Simone a few choice
epithets too as the latter comes into slurp ass-fresh cock. There's
lots and lots of anal sex and ass-to-mouth too but I must admit
that I find the "nasty bitch/slut/whore" verbals throughout pretty
tedious. It just seems so contrived. Do these girls really enjoy
what they do? It's debatable. I just wonder if they would refer
to themselves and their co-stars in such negative terms if they
did. Or maybe, as I suspect, it's all part of what they see as being
the act required to do this job. Whatever, midway through Claudio
comes on Angel's foot and Simone licks up the come. Michael holds
the fort till the end, with a similar arrangement of his ejaculation.
Objectively, this is probably a decent hardcore porn scene. Subjectively,
like most of the movie, it's pretty disappointing.
Overall
As I enjoyed the first number in this line, and generally appreciate
without universally embracing Brandon's work, I really am sorry
to say that I found this a generally low-key effort. While I do
enjoy the foot/leg fetish to a modest extent, I felt my moderate
interest in the topic was barely sated by this movie, which unfortunately
seems to favour some surprisingly generic hardcore. I'm not sure
what serious foot fans would make of it. I guess the idea is to
bridge the gap between mainstream smut and the foot fetish niche,
but Ten Little Piggies 2 lands too heavily on one side of that divide.
I've seen more serious foot action in Christoph Clark flicks that
aren't even angled towards this market. Another major factor for
me is the cast - the majority of the girls either do little for
me or I've seen them a lot more than once to often. It's all basically
quite well done, but by and large I feel this is a disappointingly
uninspiring production.
DVD Comments
Picture quality is pretty good, not outstanding, which is understandable
given the feature-packed disc. There are two bonus scenes (both
POV scenes with Brandon and young ladies, Roxy and Charisma, in
some edgy BJ action) plus photo shoot footage, behind the scenes,
photos, comeshot recap, text biography and cast list, and more that
I've forgotten. It's a value for money package, no doubt.
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