Teeny Bopper Club Review
Addictive Entertainment
Studio: Addictive Entertainment
Category: Barely Legal
Starring: Billy Glide, Rick Masters, Ramon, Tommy Gunn, Chrissy, Ashley Jordan, Kinzie Kenner, Hillary Scott, Tiffany Holiday
Released on: 9/9/2005
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Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones on 1/14/2006
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Lola does teens… |
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   2005, 1 hour and 30 minutes Twisted Pink Video Produced by Lola, Camera by Derek Dozer Starring Ashley Jordan, Chrissy, Hillary Scott, Kinzie Kenner & Tiffany Holiday  | |||||
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| It seems as if estrogen dominates and drives the business model over at Twisted Pink. In my first few reviews, I intimated how the face of Twisted Pink, Lola, was very gung-ho about her female talent but even more so about the MALE performers. She made it her personal mission to make sure that the girls that work for her have the biggest and best dicks the business has to offer, going so far as to sign the former rumored to be retired Julian, to an exclusive performer contract. Twisted Pink, if they continue to steadily improve, have a legitimate shot at providing one alternative that isn‘t currently available on the market and that is “couples gonzo.” Not only do they cover nearly every genre and fetish, they cater to those for whom the male talent is as big a factor as the female cast and who may not want to see circus acts and extreme anal in every scene. In an interview with AVN.com Twisted Pink’s post production manager Violet Femme says that the company is looking to make “clean” movies. “We’re not trying to go in a vulgar or raunchy direction,” said Femme. “Twisted Pink makes movies that display the kind of sex you might have with your spouse.” Lola says they’ve only just begun. Hate it or love it, it seems as though Twisted Pink is on their way and definitely headed in the right direction. | |||||
| Scene One: Kinzie Kenner with Tommy Gunn | |||||
 AVN‘s 2006 nominee for "Starlet Most Likely to Make CJ Start Chasing Teenagers Again," Kinzie Kenner is sitting on a bed speaking directly to the camera, fielding questions for her equally beautiful interviewer, Lola. This scene takes place before Kinzie‘s recent enhancement but her ever-present and distinctive smile remains as broad and bright as usual. Her hair in pigtails, Italian Kenner talks about her first sexual experiences as Lola and Tommy continuously describe her body as “perfect.” The muscular Gunn sucks on Kinzie‘s bald pussy before letting her play with his thick pipe. She savors every intruding inch, squirming uncontrollably in doggie and rocking back & forth on him reverse cowgirl. “You make my kitty purr!” she moans to Tommy before they move to mish where Tommy picks up the pace, furiously pounding Kinzie‘s slick mound and fires a volley of warm spunk across her right cheek. Kenner licks his prick all around like a rapidly melting ice cream cone, not wasting a drop. | |||||
| Scene Two: Chrissy with Ramon | |||||
 Chrissy is another 18-year-old who says she lost her virginity at the tender age of sixteen. My, they grow up so fast. When she stands for Lola we can see Chrissy‘s pierced belly button and the small Playboy bunny tattoo that resides on the lower right of her stomach. Chrissy has a slight but endearing “the lights are on but no one‘s home“ look in her big, bright wide eyes and an innocent Claire Danes-ish smile. Her milky complexion will provide a stark contrast to her partner, Ramon. She smirkingly acknowledges the abnormal size of his member then proceeds to lick it all over and shove whatever she can fit into her mouth. Ramon returns the oral attention then lowers Chrissy down onto his condom-covered cock reverse cowgirl and cowgirl. On her knees, Chrissy has her pussy pumped doggie by Ramon as he uses both hands to grip her ass cheeks and pull her back hard onto nearly the full length of his dick. She remains all smiles even after Ramon leaves his cum dripping from her chin. | |||||
| Scene Three: Ashley Jordan with Billy Glide | |||||
 Ashley Jordan is another 18-year-old who relates a story in which she lost her virginity at age twelve at a party. She was actually doing a girlfriend when a guy walked in and joined the festivities. But don’t worry about Ashley, it didn’t hurt. You see, she was “tipsy” at the time. Great story. She also says she first gave head when she was eleven (to a boy of the same age). Lucky kid. Despite all this early sexual activity, Ashley says she’s only been with seven men. Billy Glide looks to become her eighth. When he pulls his cock out of his jeans, Ashley leaps forward to attack it, her cute dimples clearly evident on both sides of her face. Glide spits on her pussy and runs his tongue all over her clit. “Fuckin’ look at that; my 18-year-old pussy is all full,” Jordan snarls at the camera as Billy glides in and out of her wet pussy mish. Ashley gets the most mileage out of any cock in the picture, profusely enjoying Billy inside her doggie, riding it and grimacing menacingly in reverse cowgirl and smiling when she slips it in her slit spoon. Glide manually coaxes pecker paste out of his knob and spills it all over Ashley’s open mouth. | |||||
| Scene Four: Hillary Scott with Ramon | |||||
 The Windy City‘s own Hillary Scott is up next. If you have watched ANY porn in the past year then you already know that Hillary has made quite the name for herself as an anal whore of the highest order, earned herself a well-deserved AVN nomination for Best New Starlet and managed to take home a few performance-related awards (Best Oral Sex Scene-Film and Best Group Sex Scene-Film). She, too, has had her breasts enhanced since this scene was originally shot but even here they are already large enough for her to lift and lick herself. Ramon gives Scott’s twat a thorough tongue inspection and the insatiable Hillary can hardly resist fingering herself, jamming fingers in her pussy and her ass. She wrestles Ramon‘s tremendous girth between her lips before he proceeds to dip it into her (wearing a condom) doggie and missionary. Spoon provides the best look yet at Hillary‘s entire body; her still-natural-at-this-point breasts bounce and she rubs her clit while Ramon rails her from behind. It comes to an end when Scott kneels and collects Ramon‘s jerk sauce on her upper lip. | |||||
| Scene Five: Tiffany Holiday with Billy Glide | |||||
 Lithe and wiry Tiffany Holiday looks to be in a real bedroom somewhere as opposed to one of Twisted Pink‘s usual warehouse-like studio sets. Tiffany is thin but she has a totally hot body that she knows just how to manipulate for maximum effect. It‘s tight like a runway model‘s but I know those barely-100lbs. waifs would kill for a taut, firm and shapely ass and perfectly round tits like Holiday‘s. “You are blessed, they are fuckin‘ gorgeous,” Lola exclaims when Tiffany unleashes her cans from under her tight hot pink “Bombshell“ night shirt. Lola, of course, can‘t resist touching Holiday; her busy fingers not only squeeze her breasts and butt but they find their way into the frame to play with Tiffany‘s pussy as Billy licks it until he can nearly see his reflection. After watching Holiday blow Glide, Lola‘s hand can once again be seen on Holiday‘s twat, using her fingers to spread Tiffany‘s pink wide to take Billy‘s hefty man-meat mish. Reverse cowgirl follows and Holiday‘s tits are so perky, so perfect, so perpetually upright you can‘t help but ponder their authenticity. Standing doggie is last for our couple before Glide five-knuckle-shuffle‘s his gash grease onto Tiffany‘s bottom lip and chin. Overall: Lola does it again. The teen theme is kept strong by casting all natural girls who are all true teens and dressing them up in sports/training bras, cute multi-colored cotton panties, white sneakers and pulling their hair into pigtails. It was almost enough to make me feel like a dirty old man for watching and enjoying it so much. But not so guilty that I didn’t watch the whole thing. You should, too. I look forward to Twisted Pink making good on their promise of stepping things up a notch in the future with increased production values, perhaps lengthier scenes and more elaborate sets. Everything else is in order, so I’m patiently waiting for the rest when they finally turn that corner. Bonus Features:
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