Teens Love Anal (Evil Angel Red Label) Review

Reviewed by hard-to-impress  on  8/16/2019

There are several DVD titles with this same name, none of which have numbers following the words. This is not Teens Love Anal (2014), Teens Love Anal (2015) or Teens Love Anal 8, 9, 10 or 11. Would it kill porn directors to use some originality in their titles??? Multiple screen shots for all scenes can be found by scrolling down on the page at THIS LINK.

SCENE 1 - Jillian Jansen Anal

WHAT’S HOT:
• Striptease fans: You get a few minutes of backyard showcasing of her ultra-trim body—her heart-shaped ass is the highlight.
• Blowjob fans: You get all the skills in one scene; spit-soaked, with lots of double-fisted jerking, eye-contact, mouth-fucking, and deep-throating.
• Bridging fans: She gives a finger-fanning to her clit in every anal position, which was a welcome sign that she was totally into it.
• Cowgirl fans: You get some really hot visual highlights of that heart-shaped ass flexing and thrusting hard on his cock.

WHAT’S NOT:
• No complaints!

• Facial spew across her cheek and with her cupped tongue taking most of the load directly.

OTHER NOTES: I better point out that I’m biased to give this a high rating because I find Jansen wildly attractive. Aside from that though, the anal action here was enthusiastic and frenetic. Definitely the right choice for the DVD cover. RATING: 9/10

SCENE 2 - Dakota Skye Anal With Toys

WHAT’S HOT:
• Masturbation fans: You get a short segment where she inserts a glass butt plug into her ass and does herself with a vibrator.
• Toy fans: Bridging with various vibrators plays a major role in this anal scene, with her using them in every position. It’s particularly hot when she’s in doggy-style and spooning because you get nice shots of her pussy-lips wrapped around the toy circumference.

WHAT’S NOT:
• One anal segment that lasts a few minutes has his cock and her midsection blurred out. I imagine there must have been some… ahem… ‘material’ at that point. But why in the world not edit that completely out of the scene?
• The scene opens with one of those idiotic raccoon-tail butt-plugs that were cool for like a week in 2016. Porn directors, the novelty is over.
• Unenthused look during facial ending was a downer.

• He stands over her and lets her use a vibrating wand while jerking off onto her face and shoulders. Would have been way better if he had timed it to simultaneously spew while she was wide-mouthed and cumming from using the toy. But what do I know.

OTHER NOTES: If it wasn’t for the toy use, I wouldn’t have been into this scene.RATING: 7/10

SCENE 3 - Amirah Adarah Anal

WHAT’S HOT:
• Bridging fans: She gives an even more enthusiastic and rapid finger-fanning to her clit in every anal position.
• Cowgirl fans: Her wickedly curved hips thrust back and forth like a rodeo star in a particularly appealing sideways-shot cowgirl segment.

WHAT’S NOT:
• Nacho Vidal spitting into her mouth makes me absolutely want to fucking vomit.

• After 37 minutes, he drips a few cum driblets onto one of her buttocks and scores possible qualification for the lamest cumshot of 2019.

OTHER NOTES: For her part, Amirah did everything right. RATING: 5/10

SCENE 4 - Aidra Fox Anal With Toys

WHAT’S HOT:
• Bridging & toy fans: Once again, lots of self-stimulation during anal.

WHAT’S NOT:
• They try to make the action look wilder with stupid, cliché circus-porn tricks: oral where she’s holding the sides of her mouth open with two fingers, him stuffing his hand down the back of her throat, face-slapping during oral—for me, there is no acquired taste here.
• Aidra got too skinny lately. I need curves.

• Tongue cum.

OTHER NOTES: I’m not sure why this scene didn’t turn my crank. Wild enthusiasm on her part, but I strangely still felt like the flick went out with a fizzle.RATING: 6/10