Teen Patrol 4 Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  9/13/2003

Running Time: 117 min.

Production Date: 11 / 15 / 2002

Director: Skeeter Kerkove

Cast: Bridgette Kerkove, Ashley More, Jay Ashley, Renee Pornero, Alex Sanders, Brandi Lyons, Frazier Luvitt (otherwise known as Frazier Fox), Rick Masters, Mr. Pete, Scott Lyons, Julie Night, Ben English, Ashley Long, and of course, Skeeter Kerkove, King of Sodom, as the host

Initial Expectations: I’ve been really impressed with Skeeter Kerkove and look forward to all of his movies.

Initial Reaction: DAMN!!!!

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a hardcore, ass reaming butt banging love story that makes you afraid to sit down

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a soft, cuddly love story

Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty clear and well balanced. There’s a few background noises during the scenes, most of which are pretty quiet. You can hear a few airplanes and the crew talking a little. The video is pretty good. There’s very slight grain, but it’s even throughout the picture. Natural light is used for the scenes, and although it doesn’t bleach out the colors, there are quite a few shadows.

Music: There’s music during the tease, but that’s it.

Menus: The menus are fairly typical. The main menu has a little animation to give it a decent first impression and the chapter menu lets you choose a chapter based on a small clip of each scene and a chapter number.

The Feature: Yes, Skeeter’s back with another Kerkove love story straight out of North Hollywood. Since action speaks louder than words, Skeeter doesn’t bother with anything like a plot, and instead lets things get down and dirty right from the start. Each girl shows off a little before Skeeter introduces them and lets them get right down to business.

Renee Pornero, a cute dark haired German with a great natural body and pierced nipples who’s well known around the Adult DVD Talk Forums, starts this episode of Teen Patrol off in a cheerleader style outfit with Alex Sanders. She shows off for the camera and puffs on a cig a bit before Skeeter shows her off and passes her leash off to Alex Sanders. Renee lays on the couch and holds her heels while Alex skullfucks her to test her gag reflex. Renee looks to have a few problems taking it at times, but Alex always lets her loose when he feels her resisting. He moves around to go straight to fucking Renee’s ass without giving it any warmup. He slowly rolls her into missionary and slams his cock balls deep into her ass repeatedly. He gives Renee a bit of ass to mouth action as well as letting her eat his ass and take a little reverse cowgirl anal. Alex goes back for a little more doggie anal, slamming himself balls deep and then keeping going as Renee tells him that it hurts. Alex gives her the option of a little pussy fucking, but Renee refuses several times and finally takes Alex’ creamy ending on her butthole. She reaches back and pulls his joy juice up to eat it while looking extremely satisfied.

This is Renee’s first anal scene, and also the first of her scenes that I’ve watched. For a first anal scene, Renee is amazing! You can tell that she’s not always completely comfortable with it, but she takes the anal like a champ and eats Alex’ ass like its her favorite thing to do! There’s great energy throughout the scene and the chemistry is normally pretty good too. Unfortunately, the scene lost me a bit when Renee said that she was in pain, looked like she was about to cry, and Alex kept pushing things further. I don’t know how Renee likes her sex, but for a guy to not back off when a woman says she’s in pain and doesn’t look like she’s into it always makes me lose my respect for the guy. Without that section this would have been an extremely hot scene, but with it I started to loose wood and would only call it very good. It stays that hot due to Renee continuing to want it in her ass rather than taking the easy way out.

Ashley More, a dirty blonde who also has a nice set of pierced nipples, takes on suitcase pimp supreme Jay Ashley. Skeeter gives her an introduction while showing off her amazing body and the effect she has on his. He gives Ashley a set of anal beads before turning her over to Jay Ashley and his rock hard cock. They slap each other a bit while warming each other up with their fingers. Ashley takes Jay all the way into her throat so she can lick his balls at the same time and lets him throat fuck her while she takes it in the patented Skeeter position. Jay has Ashley pull out the beads with her feet and shoves what looks like a foot of them down her throat before moving around to fuck her ass from behind. She takes a buttplug in her gash while Jay pile drives her ass for a technical DP. Jay goes back to fucking her from behind, and even pops in Ashley’s ass. Ashley has him take a spoon and feed it to her to finish things up.

This is a fucking amazing scene! It’s rough and nasty and leaves absolutely no doubt that Ashley loves every single minute of it! Jay is far from being one of my favorite leading guys, but like Skeeter says at the beginning of the scene, he delivers! I have no doubt that some people will use a whole box of Kleenex to clean up after themselves watching this scene! Okay, maybe not in one sitting, but this scene deserves to be watched more than once!

Brandi Lyons, a brunette who’s never done much to impress me, starts things off in a schoolgirl style outfit and takes on Frazier Luvitt, Mr. Pete, Rick Masters, and her crackwhore looking husband Scott Lyons. She works her mouth around them before letting them start fucking her from behind. She takes it in each of her holes and even asks for a double penetration before going airtight. Brandi finishes things up letting Scott and the rest of the guys give her ass a creamy filling that she squirts out and Scott spoon feeds her.

I just couldn’t get into this scene. Brandi is a girl who does nothing for me to the point that even the look on her face on the cover seems to say “Waitaminute, do farts have chunks?” to me. It also doesn’t help that Frazier is the only guy in the scene that seems like he shouldn’t be covered in a plastic bag rather than just stopping at the head. All that said, Brandi gets into the scene very well and the guys seem to know just what she needs. I’m pretty sure that I would have gotten into this scene really well if it was almost any other women than Brandi, Rosanne, Rosie O’Donnell, or Oprah. For this reason, I’m rating the scene objectively rather than subjectively in the overall ratings.

Nasty girl Julie Night shows off next before Skeeter quits fucking around and hands her off to Ben English, who has about as much hair left above the belt as there is below it (and there isn’t much below it). Ben fucks Julie’s face and fingers and spanks her ass before going directly to fucking it from behind. Julie tastes her ass before turning around to ride it reverse cowgirl style while seeing how many fingers she can cram in her gash. Finally Ben wanks himself wildly before popping into Julie’s ass. Of course they finish things up with a spoon and Ashley swallowing down Ben’s ball butter.

This is another hot scene. Julie’s often good for a shocking scene, and this scene is no different there. What’s different is that Julie comes off as a shockingly great anal fuck without getting into all the rough stuff. She and Ben seem to match each other perfectly for energy, and have excellent chemistry as well. They’re both extremely energetic, and by the end of the scene I’m not sure that Julie could walk off the set under her own power!

British bombshell Ashley Long finishes things up with Bridgette Kerkove in Bridgette’s first scene in sixteen months. After their tease and a smoke for Bridgette, Skeeter gives Bridgette’s ass a good tongue fucking. He moves on to give her a finger and four toys for her ass before tying her up. Skeeter then brings in Ashley long to untie Bridgette and leaves them to each other. Ashley unties Bridgette and goes to work tonguing and fingering her ass. Ashley even lets Bridgette taste her own ass before going to work on it with a large buttplug. Bridgette fucks Ashley in return before they move on to an artillery shell style buttplug. Bridgette takes the first ride while Ashley watches, and both girls take occasional taste tests. Ashley takes the second ride with the girls continuing to taste the plug before the scene cuts out.

Scenes like this are a big part of why I quickly grew to love Skeeter in front of the camera. He’s extreme, but you can tell he really loves what he’s doing and has a lot of love for his wife. I’m not sure it’s an easy thing to make such extreme porn with such a loving feeling, but Skeeter and Bridgette make it look easy here. Ashley and Bridgette are just as good of a team. They seem to spur each other on throughout it and really kick things up a notch with the artillery shell. My only complaint here is that the scene seems completely cut off at the end. The action didn’t feel close to finished, and the sharp ending dropped the scene down a notch for me.

Teen Patrol 4 is pure Skeeter! Yes, that means it’s that circus act sex that so many people want to hate. Heck, I’m one of those people, but Skeeter does it with such an obvious love for what he’s doing and with a cast that’s so obviously into it that it’s impossible for me to not get into it! Ashley More’s scene is well worth the price of the rental alone, and the other girls also do a great job. Renee Pornero’s scene is a little uncomfortable to watch at times, but even she does a great job! My only problem with the feature is that I don’t really care for some of the performers, but I can’t deny that they do a great job here too! Teen Patrol 4 is another excellent example of why Skeeter Kerkove is become one of the most popular directors in porn among the raincoater crowd!

Extras: Trailers are included for Bridgette Kerkove’s Dirrty, Ho Smasshin’, Fetish Whore, and Blow Job Fantasies 18. The photo gallery contains roughly two dozen very nice looking snapshots. There’s also internet and phone sex information and a cumshot loop that lasts just over a minute.

Themes: Straight, tease, smoking, B&D, anal, ass to mouth, rimming (male > female, female > female, and female > male), toys, rougher sex, DP, group, lesbian, and quadruple anal penetration (toy)

Raincoat Factor: Extreme

Condom Usage: None

Overall: Currently, many of Metro’s DVDs can be found online for between $12 and $25 with most stores offering them for around $20. At the low end, this is a steal! Heck, it isn’t even that bad at the high end! There isn’t much for extras, but the technical aspects are very good and the movie itself is a ball drainer! If you want nasty, decadent sex, you have to check out Teen Patrol 4!

Note to Metro: This is a great movie that really deserved some decent extras!

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