Teen Meat 2 Review

Selena Silver "Pick of the Week" #14

An Inside View is published once weekly by porn actress Selena Silver. Each week, Selena brings you an inside look at a movie good enough to be deemed a Selena Silver "Pick of the Week" with the goal of adding the perspective of someone who has worked with the studio, director, or stars of the movie.

Teen Meat 2

a Timothy Tyler Thomas film from Evolution Erotica

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TEEN MEAT 2 is simply outstanding porn. The concept is a teen porn video magazine, and it really works. The box cover looks like an authentic teen magazine complete with the story headlines straight from today's magazines. The scenes are all vignettes (my favorite!) and each one is a re-creation of how sex really happens for teenagers.

I was on the Wankus Show on KSEX and Chef Jeff was talking about Teen Meat 2 and he said it was so authentic it was scary. I agree. This is unbelievable real feeling porn. The concepts and setups are real, the script and dialogue is real, the acting and the passion seems so real. I guess it takes a teen porn director and actual teen stars to make a teen movie this real.

This is one of the most interesting porn movies I have ever seen.

SCENE ONE:

PROM NIGHT: MAKE IT ONE YOU WILL NEVER FORGET

Hollie and Sergio are going to the prom. The scene starts with flashbulbs going off as they pose in front of their limo - proud parents capturing the moment who are probably so unaware of what will happen in the limo on the way to prom. Inside the limo the two love-struck teenagers kiss and Hollie tells Sergio how much she loves him and grateful she is at how much he did for her tonight.

Hollie is wearing a black strapless gown with silver sparkles and matching arm length gloves. Sergio is wearing a suit.

They start to kiss and Sergio starts to slide his hand up her dress. "Easy", she tells him and pushes his hand away. She starts to talk about what they could do after the dance; he suggests they should do "it" instead. She reacts with disgust. "Sweetie, I thought we agreed we would do that AFTER we graduated" she tells him. Flashback, Flashback, Flashback for so many guys, right???

Sergio starts the full-court press throwing every reason he can think of why they should have sex now; she counters every one until finally his persistence starts to wear her down. She decides to compromise - "how about I just give you a little peek?" she asks hoping that will get him to stop trying. Boy, teenage girls don't get it...

She starts to rub herself through her panties and pulls down her dress to show off her breasts which she fondles and rubs for him. Sergio starts to rub himself through his suit pants before he opens them up to take out his hard cock. "Baby!!!", she says shocked by the site of it. Finally, she pulls her panties aside and inserts her fingers inside her pussy. There is a full-on "mutual" (as we called the act of mutual masturbation back then) going on; she is masturbating and he is jacking off.

He moves in to kiss her and she kisses him back. He BEGS her to go down on him and just like a teenage girl tells him "just a little". And, down she goes...Apparently giving a blow job gets her turned on enough because Sergio gets his clothes off, takes hers off, and enters her. Teenage sex in the limo on the way to prom is A GO.

After a great teen fucking scene, Sergio tells her he is going to cum (of course, he lasted longer than most teenage boys!). He pulls out and rolls over so he can cum on her face. She squeals out "Don't get it on my dress!" and then puts her hands up, closes her eyes, and screams in disgusted laughter as he cums onto her face. Perfect teen cum shot.

As he is still finishing and she is still squealing "Eeeww, you got it all over my makeup!" we see that the limo has stopped and the driver is getting out and walking back to open their door. They have arrived at prom and they don't even realize it. The movie cuts from their antics in the back to the limo driver getting closer to the door and back - we feel just a little tense for them! The door opens and her head (which was leaning against the door) falls back and the camera flashes go off to a shocked and horrified Hollie and Sergio. The title comes up on the frozen screen- "Prom Night 2003". Great setup, great scene, great fucking ending.

I loved this scene.

Best Line in the Scene:
Sergio (to the parents): "Don't worry, we will have fun. More fun than you think!"

SCENE TWO:

MAKING THE MOST OF LIMITED TIME WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND

The opening screen is black and there is white text superimposed on it:

3 out of 5 kids will leave school to come home to an empty house.

We hear the sound of running feet as the screen fades to the next text:

2 of those 3 will abuse the freedom that comes with arriving at an empty house.

These are those 2 kids.

The music starts pumping and we see two kids running up a long driveway up to their house. Those kids are Kris and Fallon. Fallon has her hair in pigtails and is wearing a short blue dress with white collar, high white socks, and white tennis shoes. Kris is wearing a tan T-Shirt and blue jeans. They rush into the house and Fallon tells him "come on - we have to hurry!"

She literally pushes him onto the bed an jumps on top of him to kiss him. He starts to rub her ass and soon he is ripping her clothes off. She tells him again "we really gotta hurry". Soon he is naked and she is sucking his cock feverishly. She asks him "Am I doing it right? Does that feel good?" He says yes.

This scene is about that rushed sex that you always tried to get in when you were a kid before your parents came in. The music was a little tense and the pace of the two actors was rushing and feverish. This worked to perfection. I was turned on and tense all at the same time. I kept wanting to look behind me and make sure her parents weren't walking in.

I fell in love with Fallon in this scene. Her energy was amazing; her moves so athletic. Watching her enthusiasm as she was fucked made me want to fuck her too. She would definitely have been the dream girl in high school.

As he gets ready to cum, he pulls out and she kneels down before him. She asks him "do you want me to do anything?" He doesn't answer, but he sprays her shocked face with cum as she laughs

After the cumshot, she tells him again - "we have to hurry; lets get this cleaned up". The drum music begins as they rush to get their clothes on. We see the father's car driving up to the house and we wonder if they will make it...I am not going to tell you. *smile* Watch the movie and find out!

Best Line in the Scene:
Fallon:: "I think I just came!"

SCENE THREE:

LESSONS TO LEARN FROM YOUR BIG SISTER

We see the door to a house open and Olivia walks in with a suitcase and the mail. There is one large envelope from the Superior Court Magistrate (I liked that the city address on the envelope is Cockhungry, CA.). She sites down to read it and finds that as part of her sentence for her arrest for giving her boyfriend a blowjob on a dance floor she has to mentor a foster child. She does not react to the idea well.

Even worse, she finds that the date the teen is arriving is today. She calls the court and the phone call is quite loud. *smile* Olivia plays the "bitch" perfectly. As she is on the phone, there is a knock on the door. Her teen has arrived.

Olivia pops some pills as she yells about the situation to the teen (Lani). Soon, Olivia's boyfriend arrives and Lani asks why Olivia got arrested for "blowing her boyfriend off of the floor". She doesn't know what blow means. She doesn't know what blow job means. She doesn't know what cock-sucking is. Olivia thinks she should teach Lani some things...

Soon, they are all doing drugs and they move to the couch so Olivia and Ben can make a move on Lani...

Lani's top is down exposing her breasts; Ben is sitting behind her holding her; Olivia is down eating her pussy. The two-on-one has begun...

The scene is so fun to watch. Olivia teaches her how to suck cock; (God, LANI plays the "newbie" to perfection.) Ben teaches her how to eat pussy. Then Olivia gets fucked then Loin gets fucked. I liked the "sliding" where Ben was dipping his dick in one pussy and then the other and then back again.

Ben cums into Olivia's mouth and then Olivia spits it into Lani's mouth. They make Lani swallow it and then Olivia and Lani kiss and tongue each other letting the cum move back and forth.

Best Line in the Scene:
Olivia O'Lovely: "If I was such a great fucking positive role model, I wouldn't have been in court for being arrested for giving my boyfriend head in a nightclub!"

SCENE FOUR:

WARNING: INTERNET STALKERS ARE REAL

Keiko is sitting at her desk working on a book report at her desktop computer; Dick is on his bed looking at sales figures (actually Alexa rankings *smile*) on his laptop. It is late and night and both of them are tired, but they work on. And, then the both get an urge to look for some online fun. Off the chatroom they go - the young naive teen girl and the much older business man.

I loved how Timothy shot this - images of the person typing what they were writing with a voiceover of them saying it. Back and for they flirt a little- he says he is working; she says she is playing. Sure enough, the camera cuts to show us that she is rubbing herself. The flirting gets a little heavier and soon they are both undoing their pants. Dick is jacking off his cock while she is rubbing her pussy. And, the cyber sex is on...

Timothy cuts the scene so that we see images of Dick jacking off in his house and Keiko masturbating in hers thinking and fantasizing about what they would be doing if they were together with images of them actually doing what they are thinking about. There is an occasional voiceover as they breathlessly read what they are typing. Great cyber scene. Your mind will run wild during it...

I loved how they shot the cumshot - Dick is fully clothed on the bed jacking off in front of his computer in reality; he is laying down on the bed totally naked getting his dick sucked by Keiko in his fantasy. He cums all over her face (and some drips down onto his stomach). Her finishing him is cut with images of him cleaning himself up solo the reality version.

She is fully naked on her chair; she leans up to type to him that he was great and that it was the "perfect break from my homework". He is stunned by the word homework and asks her how old she is. Her finger types the "1" and hovers over the "7" and "8" - which is she? We hear a key in the door and it opens to a naked Keiko with her finger in her mouth. She says "Hi, Daddy"... and the scene goes dark.

Best Line in the Scene:
Keiko: "Teach me about dick."

SCENE FIVE:

Three REALLY young-looking teens are in the dark sitting around a candle in there pajamas; one of the girls is telling a scary story. It is obvious we are getting to peek inside a teenage sleep over. They prattle on talking about boys and people from school while sucking on lollipops. Then a beautifully shot pillow fight breaks out with the girls shrieking in laughing as they whale on each other with pillows and try to tickle each other. But, it all stops suddenly with one of the girls calling out "Sorry, Daddy!'. Busted...

So something quieter... what shall they do? I know.. how about a game of Truth or Dare? Jacqueline asks Missy if she plays with herself and Missy reacts with a horrified No! only to quickly ask if the other girls did. Of course, they tell her - everyone does. Then Lily dares Missy to show them her breasts. She shyly does and the other girls ask if they can touch it - they do. Of course the other girls have to show their breasts and they compare each others.

Missy dares Lily to show how she sucks on a cock; Lily demonstrates on a lollipop. Lily dares Jaqueline to kiss Missy. They start off shyly, but then it gets passionate. Then they compare pussy hair and pussies. Of course, Lily gets the game started by asking "do you guys really want to play around?"

Lily and Jaqueline start to suck on Missy's breasts and the teenage girl orgy begins...

One highlight at the end of the scene: Lily Thai squirts a couple times for the camera. Oh, so sexy!

Best Line in the Scene:
Missy "I am feeling kind of...funny"

BONUS SCENE

Pamela is cleaning up a fast food joint after hours. She is wearing a uniform - yellow shirt, red apron and hat. A black man walks into the joint and asks for some food; she tells him they are closed and that she can't serve him. He pulls out a gun and decides to take the money. She doesn't want to give it to him because she will get fired; he tells her to give him the money or he will kill her. She offers up her pussy instead of the money. He takes the deal...

During the sex, she lets him do whatever he wants. He is fucking her in the ass when he is ready to cum and he pulls out and goes straight into her mouth for the cumshot.

At the very end of the scene there is a twist you won't be ready for. Of course, I won't tell you what it is - go watch the movie!!!

Best Line in the Scene:
Pamela Princess: "Fuck me any way you want"

• Bonus Scene
• Timothy's Treats: Profiles of Your Favorite Teens
• Photo Gallery
• Trailers
• Production Notes

Back Cover

• Fallon Summers: 2:01
• Lani Kahula:1:47
• Lily Thai, Jacqueline Feline, Missy Monroe: 5:33
• Hollie Stevens: 1:06
• Pamela Princess: 1:21
• Keiko: 1:08

• American Gunk
• Teen Meat 1
• Apocalypse Babylon

• Hollie Stevens: 9 pics
• Fallon Summers - 6 pics
• Olivia O'Lovely & Lani - 7 pics
• Keiko - 6 pics
• Jaqueline, Missy, Lily - 10 pics

That is why Timothy Tyler Thomas's "Teen Meat 2" from Evolution Erotica
is the Selena Silver "Pick of the Week" for November 25, 2003.

FURTHER INFO ON TEEN MEAT 2

bono-ONE's Review of Teen Meat 2

Evolution Erotica Website

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