Teen Glazing Review

Reviewed by Rosco Fuji  on  8/4/2010

I’ve been away from reviewing releases for the past few weeks as I’ve been completely tied up with work, but now that it’s time to crank out a few words, I popped in Teen Glazing starring the lovely Lexi Belle and Dani Jensen. I’m going to disagree with my fellow ADT reviewers and say this 5 scene release is not worth getting. I really don’t know what to think of releases from Vince Voyeur anymore. How long is this guy been in the business? I mean seriously; the guy was a driving force for years with Anabolic and then RLD before putting his name on his own company. Since then, I don’t recall being overly impressed with any of his releases. Teen Glazing is no exception, Lexi Belle and Dani Jensen notwithstanding.

When it comes to porn, two things can kill a release quickly for me; first subpar girls, which truly is not a problem here, and secondly, crappy camera work, which is definitely the problem here. I’m only going to touch on the first scene here as the problems exist throughout and I don’t feel the energy is needed repeating the same complaints 5 times.

Lexi Belle’s scene starts out with her chatting on the phone telling her friend she’s going to get a teen glazing and has no idea what it is. This infantile set up is laughable, I mean seriously! It’d be some much hotter if she was saying to her friend, “I’m going to fuck two guys and have them cum all over my face.” Anyway, the guys come over and we get to work. Lexi looks great giving head to both of the guys, but for some reason we have jerky camera work. “Aaah, guys. It’s a very cute Lexi Belle giving two guys head, aim the camera at her face and hold it there! It’s not rocket science! If you’re bored, put the camera on a tripod and grab a bagel.” We then moved to the MFM. For some reason, the guys pull her panties down to about mid thigh and she starts riding cowgirl while fully clothed. Again I say, “AAAh guys, you’re not in the back seat of a car and under a time deadline, you can undress the girl, we’ll wait.” I mean really, at this point we have extended shots of stretched out panties, Lexi’s ass, and lots and lots of cock and balls shots, with an emphasis on lots of cock and balls penetrating Lexi. It’s probably ¾ of the way through the scene before we lose the stretched out pink panties and the top, but by this time I was tired of the amateur camera work and a un naked Lexi so I hit the FF button to the popshot. I would have liked mouth shots, but instead we get face shots.

Amateurish/jerky camera work continues throughout the rest of the scenes and I spent more time using the FF button than not.

Pluses: Cute girls, lots and lots and lots of cock and ball shots if you’re into lots and lots and lots of cock and ball shots without emphasizing the girls.

Minuses: Lexi Belle remains clothed throughout her scene, popshots to her face instead of her mouth. These guys ruined the chance for a great Lexi Belle MFM here.

Is it worth it? As they say at the crime scene, “Move along, show’s over folks, nothing to see here.

Extras: Trailers, cumshots, some BTS.