Teen Auditions 3 Review

Reviewed by Tongue in Groove  on  10/29/2005

“Teen Auditions #3” features average girls, mostly B-Listers, at best. And they’re having less-than-heated sex, which is understandable, considering the girls were just interviewed by a guy that can best be described as “juvenile…as in junior high school level.”

Digital DK is credited as the director, and I’m guessing he’s Richard Montford, who’s listed as director on the IAFD website. He stays offscreen during the opening interviews, but his presence is felt throughout. His voice, his “rap” demeanor (“Eh, baby, let’s see dem lil’ titties”), his imbecilic questions - all tend to put the girls in a less than sexy mood. They appear to be so relieved the Q&A is over that they just want to fuck, collect a check, and get the heck out of there.

The girls are (in order): Finesse, an Asian with large tats on her tailbone and bicep (she takes a facial, as do all the girls); Asia, another Occidental-looking girl who claims she’s from Philadelphia and sports ink on her wrist, tailbone, and right thigh; pale pig-tailed blonde Tricia Oaks, with a huge butterfly stenciled to her chest and more ink on her back; Leah Luv, a blonde with braces; and Holly Wellin, another braided blonde who’s paired with a dude sporting a very strange haircut. All the girls start out masturbating with dildos before their partners join in. No condoms were used.

The extras on the DVD include a Photo Gallery, Internet info, Trailers, and a boring 14-minute Behind the Scenes segment.