Teachers (Digital Playground) Review

Reviewed by Club1985  on  10/8/2009

Ever since Stoya tweeted me the title of Digital Playground’s upcoming themed vignette release a few months ago I’ve been waiting around with a permanent erection of anticipation, and thankfully, I can now reveal, all those popped buttons and awkward social moments were worth it.

Following on from Babysitters, Cheerleaders and Nurses comes Teachers, a sex film so insanely arousing I challenge anyone to make it more than 5 minutes in without unloading all over the inside of their pants. In fact, my phobia of cigarettes usually leads me to renounce any crush I might have had on a lady once I’ve seen her with a death stick in her hand, but somehow Stoya manages to avoid such a fate and it was a whole 107 seconds into Teachers before she gave me my first hard on.

Starring alongside her in this glossy fuckathon are the usual suspects of Jesse Jane, Riley Steel, Katsuni and now ex contract girl Angelina Armani. Throw in Lisa Ann, Mason Moore, Jenna Haze and Angelina Valentine and you’ve got a movie that can legitimately be labelled “star studded”. Thankfully, unlike other movies given such fanfare, Teachers delivers where it matters most. Your testes.

In fact I seriously doubt anybody could sit through the entirety of Katsuni and Riley’s scene with James Deen without cumming at least 4 times (I managed 7).

Another stand-out point for me was Jesse Jane. Not even just one of her 3 scenes, but her as a whole. Normally I’m not really a fan, in fact I find her quite scary once she’s in possession of a boned out cock. But this time I was pleasantly surprised to find she’d toned down her wild gyrations and exorcist like facial grimacing just enough for me to feel like ejaculating. Which I duly did.

Even the acting here is top notch which, lets be honest, is pretty rare in DP’s titles (Bar Pirates 1&2 of course) and Robby D has shot this movie in such a way that, were there to be no sex involved and if my knowledge of porno wasn’t so unnervingly vast, I could easily be led to believe I was watching an episode of trashy teen remake 90210.

Thankfully without any lame cameos from Shannen Doherty.

So all in I think that Teachers definitely lives up to the hype that has surrounded it. The only downside is it takes me back to my own hellish school days. I still maintain that being “asked to leave” for being poor 6 long years ago was the greatest day of my life.

Or it was until I saw Riley & Katsuni get down to the business of blowing James Deen’s cock.