Tastes Like Cum Review

Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  12/6/2005

Taste Like Cum

Running Time: 120 min.Est

Production Date: 2003-2005

The Pocketcomb Premise

I have said on more than one occasion that Red Light District’s “Cum Dumpsters” is most likely the best compilation title ever done. I also said that despite its greatness it one two major flaws in my estimation. Still so, that title is the hands down #1 reason I decided I wanted to write about porn.

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I have to admit that I was not overly impressed when I saw the box on this title. Even though something about Tory Lane makes me stand at attention, she’s not enough to make me dance a jig. Furthermore, I’m not into oral titles so I thought maybe I made a mistake in choosing this title. What I soon learned is a lesson that has been handed down for centuries, “Don’t Judge a Book by its Cover”!

Taste Like Cum is the new champ in my book. Like Cum Dumpsters it’s a compilation of Two years of nuts from Le Wood and it has a solid cast doing very bad things. Many of your favorite stars are in this title, but let me just raise a flag for these hot women that get overlooked by the average fan.

Gen Padova – Anal
Bella Maria Wolfe – Anal
Rosanna De La Vega – Anal
Ana Nova
Vicky Vette – Anal
Coco Pink
Scarlet O’Whora – Anal
Jennifer Luv
Krystal Summers

This title has more than 50 scenes and somewhere around sack lunches served. You have got to be wondering what those two flaws were and what Le Wood did to ease the pain of a single reviewer. What they did was simple and in my book added more depth to the title than any other single act.

The flaws were as follows. In Cum Dumpsters it was just nut after nut, matter of fact in some cases you could blink and miss the scene. Also, unless you knew the star you were most like never going to find out since they never gave credit to the female talent.

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Le Wood upped the game by starting the scene by giving the talents full name and they made sure to include the last 30 seconds (The best 30 seconds of most scenes) prior to the nut so you got all the energy of the scene in under a minute with a nut swallowing bonanza to boot.

This title was hotter than a Mickey D’s apple pie and is guaranteed to leave you just as sticky. I’m going on record in calling this a masterpiece and throwing the gauntlet back to the industry by saying you want to top this, you’re gonna have to attempt to capture the heat and tell me the title of the movie that the scene hails from. That’s if you are interested in me purchasing a small piece of your catalog.

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