Tasha's Pony Tales Review
Reign Productions
Studio: Reign Productions
Directed by: Barrett Blade
Starring: Eric Masterson, Mr. Pete, Danny Mountain, Derrick Pierce, Xander Corvus, Tasha Reign, Rikki Six, Cameron Dee, Jessa Rhodes
Released on: 1/20/2014
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Reviewed by fu_q on 2/28/2014
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It’s a bubbly-blonde adventure rife with frolicking, fucking, and fun when a sip of some trippy, magic nectar whisks Tasha Reign and friends away to Magic Pony Cloud Land. Such is the case in “Tasha’s Pony Tales”, a very good release from Ms. Reign, Barrett Blade, and Girlfriends Films. Upon arriving in Cloud Land, however, the ladies’ fantasies quickly hit a snag as they come to discover that evil-doing centaurs have overrun the realm…and the only way to rid the land of these malcontents is to milk them of their vital love juices. So, with their glass pony-tail butt-plugs in place and their pegasus wings and ears strapped on tight, these wily wenches set out to do just that…and the result is an adult film that’s cheesy (really cheesy), campy (super-campy), erotic, surreal, and sexy all at once. (Indeed, the only thing that might hold it back from achieving full-tilt porno-cult status is its sometimes-subpar production values, particularly in the area of screen resolution, but occasionally in the audio and editing areas, as well.) Regardless—and while it’s certainly not going to be for everyone—this fanciful little fuck-flick can still be a lot of fun and is worth a watch.
In terms of the sex, Scene One pairs up the blue pony and ringleader of the sexy stable, Ms. Tasha Reign, and a centaur, Danny Mountain, who happens upon her as she pleasures herself out beside a rocky waterfall. Her pony-tail butt-plug firmly implanted, and her exquisite form fully on display, it’s no surprise that Mr. Mountain is unable to help himself when he discovers the tawdry Tasha so erotically taking care of herself. A few defiant lines of dialog later, and the two are off to the races. A plug-in oral and vaginal pounding proceeds, with the delectable Ms. Reign climbing to the top of Danny’s mountain in a handful of pulsating positions. She takes most of his load in her mouth and imbibes it for safe-keeping. Hot stuff!
Up next in Scene Two, it’s the pink pony’s, Jessa Rhodes’, turn for a go. She finds herself wandering about in a dark, misty forest featuring hand-painted flowers and trees…quite the trippy environment, indeed. After a quick look around, her centaur-du-jour, Eric Masterson, pulls up on his motorcycle, and—fortunately for Jessa—his dopish nature has him falling almost instantly for her feminine wiles. Indeed, it isn’t long before his cock is out, and the ultra-gorgeous Ms. Rhodes is down upon her knees, suckling it to a rigid readiness. He tongues her eager and open pink hole and ultimately penetrates her for a plug-in oral and vaginal affair. A load deposited in Ms. Rhodes’ mouth, followed up by some oral cock clean-off, caps off this strong fuck.
Scene Three brings forth the yellow pony, Cameron Dee, as she makes her way around a bizarre garden featuring a red loveseat as its focal point. Chancing upon her shortly after the sequence opens is Derrick Pierce, a half-unicorn / half-centaur dissenter and former flame of hers. While it takes Cameron a brief moment to recognize him, it takes her no time at all to drop her panties once she does…as certainly proper for any good, little pony. A plug-in oral and vaginal encounter ensues, with the duo sweating it out in a handful of steamy positions before the festivities are finished off with a mouthful for Ms. Dee. Nice!
In Scene Four, Rikki Six takes on the role of the badass, leather-clad purple pony who’s intent on quenching her thirst for centaurian love juice by any means necessary…even if it means draining it out of the balls of the dirty duo of Mr. Pete and Xander Corvus. Taking place on / around a metal table in a room whose walls feature graffitied-up cupcakes, this two-on-one fuck-and-suck is hot, to say the least. Indeed, Rikki reeks of raw sexuality here, as she works over the gentlemen’s two-fer-dose of man-meat with passion. A pink-on-purple, plug-in (part of the time) double-dicking rolls forth, as Ms. Six and her tatts shed any semblance of her prior Barbie persona. She’s a dirty, little darling…meant in the kindest and most complimentary of ways…and she proves it in earnest here, as she takes a facial from Pete and then licks clean a cupcake that Xander has glazed with his semen. This is definitely the best sequence of the disc. Wow!
Scene Five finds all four of the ponies (Tasha, Rikki, Cameron, and Jessa) back on Cloud 9 and up for something of a celebration. Of course, what better way to do so than—after having had their fill of dick in the prior sequences—taking care of one another. A sexy all-girl four-way follows, with all of the ladies but Rikki plugged up and each of them enjoying one another’s offerings. Fingers, tongues, dildos, and vibrators abound, and it’s hard to go wrong with this blonde bevy that's bountied up. The good times ultimately come to a close with a kiss…and the ponies more or less saving the day. Good times.
Bonus-wise, there’s an interesting and fun “Behind the Scenes” featurette (~23 minutes), a slideshow “Photo Gallery”, and a set of “Trailers”. That’s it…not too bad.
In all, this is a campy, cheesy, hot, and sexy little fuck-flick from Tasha and company that is simply too unique to ignore, despite its technical shortcomings. Of course, it doesn’t hurt that all of the ladies, at one point or another, have Ms. Reign’s signature pony-tail butt-plugs inserted up their bums…nor does it hurt that some of the most attractive blondes in the biz are presented here. For the right audience—fans of girlie-girl porn, Tasha Reign, the pony-tails, and cheesy adult fare—this one is worthy.
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It’s a bubbly-blonde adventure rife with frolicking, fucking, and fun when a sip of some trippy, magic nectar whisks Tasha Reign and friends away to Magic Pony Cloud Land. Such is the case in “Tasha’s Pony Tales”, a very good release from Ms. Reign, Barrett Blade, and Girlfriends Films. Upon arriving in Cloud Land, however, the ladies’ fantasies quickly hit a snag as they come to discover that evil-doing centaurs have overrun the realm…and the only way to rid the land of these malcontents is to milk them of their vital love juices. So, with their glass pony-tail butt-plugs in place and their pegasus wings and ears strapped on tight, these wily wenches set out to do just that…and the result is an adult film that’s cheesy (really cheesy), campy (super-campy), erotic, surreal, and sexy all at once. (Indeed, the only thing that might hold it back from achieving full-tilt porno-cult status is its sometimes-subpar production values, particularly in the area of screen resolution, but occasionally in the audio and editing areas, as well.) Regardless—and while it’s certainly not going to be for everyone—this fanciful little fuck-flick can still be a lot of fun and is worth a watch.
In terms of the sex, Scene One pairs up the blue pony and ringleader of the sexy stable, Ms. Tasha Reign, and a centaur, Danny Mountain, who happens upon her as she pleasures herself out beside a rocky waterfall. Her pony-tail butt-plug firmly implanted, and her exquisite form fully on display, it’s no surprise that Mr. Mountain is unable to help himself when he discovers the tawdry Tasha so erotically taking care of herself. A few defiant lines of dialog later, and the two are off to the races. A plug-in oral and vaginal pounding proceeds, with the delectable Ms. Reign climbing to the top of Danny’s mountain in a handful of pulsating positions. She takes most of his load in her mouth and imbibes it for safe-keeping. Hot stuff!
Up next in Scene Two, it’s the pink pony’s, Jessa Rhodes’, turn for a go. She finds herself wandering about in a dark, misty forest featuring hand-painted flowers and trees…quite the trippy environment, indeed. After a quick look around, her centaur-du-jour, Eric Masterson, pulls up on his motorcycle, and—fortunately for Jessa—his dopish nature has him falling almost instantly for her feminine wiles. Indeed, it isn’t long before his cock is out, and the ultra-gorgeous Ms. Rhodes is down upon her knees, suckling it to a rigid readiness. He tongues her eager and open pink hole and ultimately penetrates her for a plug-in oral and vaginal affair. A load deposited in Ms. Rhodes’ mouth, followed up by some oral cock clean-off, caps off this strong fuck.
Scene Three brings forth the yellow pony, Cameron Dee, as she makes her way around a bizarre garden featuring a red loveseat as its focal point. Chancing upon her shortly after the sequence opens is Derrick Pierce, a half-unicorn / half-centaur dissenter and former flame of hers. While it takes Cameron a brief moment to recognize him, it takes her no time at all to drop her panties once she does…as certainly proper for any good, little pony. A plug-in oral and vaginal encounter ensues, with the duo sweating it out in a handful of steamy positions before the festivities are finished off with a mouthful for Ms. Dee. Nice!
In Scene Four, Rikki Six takes on the role of the badass, leather-clad purple pony who’s intent on quenching her thirst for centaurian love juice by any means necessary…even if it means draining it out of the balls of the dirty duo of Mr. Pete and Xander Corvus. Taking place on / around a metal table in a room whose walls feature graffitied-up cupcakes, this two-on-one fuck-and-suck is hot, to say the least. Indeed, Rikki reeks of raw sexuality here, as she works over the gentlemen’s two-fer-dose of man-meat with passion. A pink-on-purple, plug-in (part of the time) double-dicking rolls forth, as Ms. Six and her tatts shed any semblance of her prior Barbie persona. She’s a dirty, little darling…meant in the kindest and most complimentary of ways…and she proves it in earnest here, as she takes a facial from Pete and then licks clean a cupcake that Xander has glazed with his semen. This is definitely the best sequence of the disc. Wow!
Scene Five finds all four of the ponies (Tasha, Rikki, Cameron, and Jessa) back on Cloud 9 and up for something of a celebration. Of course, what better way to do so than—after having had their fill of dick in the prior sequences—taking care of one another. A sexy all-girl four-way follows, with all of the ladies but Rikki plugged up and each of them enjoying one another’s offerings. Fingers, tongues, dildos, and vibrators abound, and it’s hard to go wrong with this blonde bevy that's bountied up. The good times ultimately come to a close with a kiss…and the ponies more or less saving the day. Good times.
Bonus-wise, there’s an interesting and fun “Behind the Scenes” featurette (~23 minutes), a slideshow “Photo Gallery”, and a set of “Trailers”. That’s it…not too bad.
In all, this is a campy, cheesy, hot, and sexy little fuck-flick from Tasha and company that is simply too unique to ignore, despite its technical shortcomings. Of course, it doesn’t hurt that all of the ladies, at one point or another, have Ms. Reign’s signature pony-tail butt-plugs inserted up their bums…nor does it hurt that some of the most attractive blondes in the biz are presented here. For the right audience—fans of girlie-girl porn, Tasha Reign, the pony-tails, and cheesy adult fare—this one is worthy.
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