Tappin' That Ass (XCartel) Review

Reviewed by Sean Renaud  on  9/10/2007

Summary: The music is a lot better than most porn fare is so that was a plus right from the beginning. Each of the girls start their scene off with honey drenched tease. It’s an interesting idea but it gets old after the first couple of minutes especially since it has nothing to do with the theme of the movie. I’m usually one to complain about scenes all doing the same things in the same order, giant toy, anal, oral and then the cumshot. Thing is the girls managed to make each scene just enough different that it doesn’t matter.

Heading in: Well the title makes me think that I’m going to get some awe inspiring anal out of this film and it’s got a good selection of girls. I’ve never been disappointed by Kelly “Fuckin” Wells or Isabel Ice who has a dildo the size of my forearm jammed in her poop chute on the cover of this film. I’ve only seen one other film from XCartel but it was the excellent Fuck my Skull 3 so this should be good.

Scene One: Isabel Ice
Isabel starts her scene off by letting some lucky stud lick her pussy and rim her delicious ass before plundering her bottom with a monstrous dildo. They have a good laugh when Isabel complains about the toy and says it’s not the size it’s the material, she likes cock. She gapes her ass and then tries to force that insane dildo down her throat. Isabel then goes on to let her stud slam his cock into ass before throat fucking her. Her love of cock is simply amazing and watching her take a cock completely into her throat and tickle the balls with her tongue is incredible. She takes quite the pounding. Isabel goes for an upside down skull fuck and finally drains her stud’s cum into her mouth. Isabel Ice sets the bar very high for this film.

Scene Two: Kelly Wells
Kelly starts the scene with some playful spanking with the super dong. She looks sexy as hell sucking on it while her ass is eaten out and even gaped a little by his tongue. He has to drill the weapon into her ass. She goes into some interesting positions and her nasty talk is superb, especially when she’s trapped between a cock lodged in her throat and a dildo destroying her ass. Kelly proves solidly that there is a reason why she’s a star in this business as she absorbs an astronomical amount of anal abuse.

Scene Three: Nikki Nievez
Nikki doesn’t need a man to get her primed and ready, she’d rather crawl into a pile driver with her ass up over her had and jam her own asshole full of dildo. If that wasn’t depraved enough she somehow manages to find room for two fingers along with that monstrosity. Then a man jams both hands in her ass and amazingly claps. That’s right, he spreads her ass far enough to clap with his hands inside her ass. Nikki loves her toys and during the scene she gets two sets of anal beets, and double anal with a steel dildo and a cock. The ending is original as she lets him dump his load in her ass, and she farts it out onto his chest only to lick him clean. Nasty girls do nasty things.

Scene Four: Max
They are having way too much fun by the time this scene starts. They are making Jaws sounds and machine guns sounds as Max prepares to have her anus annihilated. That only lasts a few moments though and then Max worships a cock with her lips and tongue like a good woman should. The Asian beauty squeals and moans but best of all she sweats until her hair is literally plastered to her face. She takes a good bit of pussy fucking as well which is a great change of pace in film, especially when he starts switching from hole to hole ending in a great facial.

Scene Five: Desire Moor
Desire is devouring a cock when we have the good luck of finding her. It doesn’t last nearly long enough though and instead she starts in on the weapon of ass destruction. There is some quality anal sex here but the bar was set far too high by the first four ladies. If Desire had been the warm up act instead of the climax she would have been great, as it stands she’s just a let down.

Heading Out: Tappin’ that ass didn’t not disappoint me. As usual Kelly and Isabel were absolutely incredible. Nikki and Max put on damn good performances in the film as well. The giant dildo really looses is wow factor after the second girl and should have been the point of the film if they wanted to use it so bad. The honey coated tease makes no sense either and again would have been cool if it had been done once or twice but five times is simply too many. When you start skipping and fast forwarding in porn something is wrong.