Tales From the Teaseatorium 3 Review

Other fetishes: Stockings, face sitting(mild) and foot fetish (mild)

Starring: Mia Smiles, Chrisitina Aguchi, and some dude

Pros:
• Teasing!
• Mia’s perky tits and perfect body.
• Long black hair (though quite possibly extensions).
• White panties
• Good chemistry with the girls.
• Widescreen
• Good use of two Teases
• Left me wanting more.

Cons:
• Extras?
• Collector’s Edition? Did the original edition not have the interactive menu or the feature?
• A bit too much stroking by the man, especially when not ordered to do so.
• Some obvious edits that slightly disrupt the flow
• “Did you jerk off in your Mother’s stockings?”
• Did I hear the director? “Two minutes”
• Left me wanting more.

Special rating notes:
• The overall feel of the DVD added to the overall score explains a score higher than the sum of its parts.
• The sex rating is based on sex appeal rather than number of sexual acts.

The Feature:
I feel the need to tread cautiously here. I assume that part of the enjoyment of the feature relies on the viewer being teased as well, so I will start with the details that I think readers might most want to know before forking over money, but leave out details that might ruin the first viewing experience.

The setup: Dude jerks himself in his bathrobe. Mia walks in on him and he tells her that if she gives him just a little more time he will be able to cum all over her. Mia responds, “Wouldn’t you rather I made you quiver before I make you cum?”. He said he’d like that. Sucker.

The Teases: Note, I am even afraid to spoil the experience by revealing the styles of the Teases. So you may want to stop beyond physical attributes.

Physical attributes and attire of the Teases:
Both girls are Asian and they both wear very sexy white lingerie. Mia Smiles has perky tits and a fine body. Christina Aguchi is also very attractive, but has less perky tits and not quite as tight of a body.

Their teasing styles:
Mia Smiles is quite playful. She manages to sound innocent and completely devious at the same time. With every quick ‘no’ and giggle she drives me wild. She looks great and she sounds great. Vocally and physically, the teases are in short somewhat tender bursts.
Christina Aguchi mostly moves slowly from action to action. Her touch often appears soft and slow as if she delights in the dude aching for more friction.

Getting too revealing?
Of course the tease begins with Mia. I was totally captivated by her body, partially covered in white lingerie, and her playful tease. Her fast strokes of the cock are often short in duration. When not using her hands she teases him with her tongue, her feet, her stockings, her hair, her tits, her body, and her pussy (no penetration). She has his stroke while she gets herself off. Also, she hovers over his face and teases him with the taste of her pussy. This tease lasted for about a half an hour.
Cristina takes over the tease and introduced herself by sitting on his face (a much too infrequently method of introduction, I have to say.). There really isn’t much of an explanation for her entrance, but before Mia leaves she makes sure that he knows that he is not allowed to cum. Christina move around slowly. Often she rubs herself on his cock as if she wants to make sure he stays aroused, but she doesn’t want to risk pushing it too far. Most of her contact is probably not enough for the average man to cum even under these circumstances. With one exception: She rides his cock (without penetration) for quite some duration until she cums on his cock. She also rides his face to orgasm. Her tease lasts for about 20 minutes.
Mia returns!!!...and the dude must endure another 20+ minutes of teasing from both Teases. In the end Mia has the dude stroke to her version of a countdown, a countdown that can begin again on her whim. He fires too soon for her and is reprimanded, then he goes insane.

Bottom line: This was a good tease with two hot Asians in white lingerie. I would have liked to have seen Mia more. I would have liked to have seen her cum more. I would have liked to have seen her ride that face. But, I guess in the end I just feel teased.

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