Take No Prisoners (Jules Jordan Video) Review

Reviewed by celluloidferox  on  7/17/2010

Foreword: Jules Jordan has been heralded as the King of Gonzo since the late 1990's. Having seen many of his movies in my life (Including the entire "Ass Worship" series, witch I proudly own on DVD, all 11 of them) I pretty much know what to expect from him, predictably straight gonzo of the highest quality available. Jules has a very definite formula to his movies, witch means that they are always very well made, but usually the same thing every time, no matter what title it is. The only distinctions between his movies are basically the points of focus, for example the obvious differences between the "Ass Worship" series and the "Breast Worship" series is about the only thing that sets them apart. Jules Has done some mild niches such as the "Feeding Frenzy" Series witch is a blowbang/bukkake series, or the seldom mentioned one-off title "Gloryhole", witch is self explanitory, But the vast majority of his hundreds of videos are the same thing every time, that being Said, "Take No Prisoners" is unique among them as it is his only Bondage/BDSM movie. Even though this is technichally a BDSM title, JJ fans pretty much know that it will not be as much of a BDSM flick as say, one of Jake Malone's "F*ck Slaves" movies, Witch are relentlessly hardcore, this title will probebly be much more straight gonzo based with an S&M theme throughout. Gonzo for those of you who are unfamiliar with the term, Is a porno movie that doesn't feature a plot, but rather a series of indivual scenes of a reality or vignette nature. Jules has said in interviews over the past few years that he plans on making a sequel to this movie, but he still has yet to live up to it, so for now this is the movie of it's kind in his catalogue. It is difficult to determine when exactly this video was made because when Jules left Evil Angel studios in 2006 to form his own company, his entire catalogue was re-released under the new brand, but I speculate that it was made around 2004. On a final note, this movie is one of the last scenes for the very popular brunette pornstar Taylor Rain, who retired shortly thereafter.

Review:

Scene 1: The movie begins with Nikki Benz, a stereotypical Blonde with fake boobs pulling up to a large house in an expensive car wearing a business suit telling someone on the cell phone that she had to see a "client", she steps inside to see Jules himself sitting in a chair waiting for her, she quickly slaps a set of handcuffs and a ski mask on him and walk into the bathroom where she changes into a dominatrix vinyl outfit, from there the scene continues with various bondage acts, leading to jules being released and then the scene carries on as a normal sex scene ending with a facial.

Scene 2: features the ultra sexy Keri Sable (in my opinion one of the absolute hottest women alive) chained to a metal rail, she then is blindfolded and introduced to her 2 male costars, the scene features some anal and DP (double penetration) action, and ends with a double facial.

Scene 3: has Brittany Skye, another fake boobie blonde, duct taped to a stone pillar, Jules Jordan and Travis Knight come in and start molesting her, this scene is very long and features a lot of rough stuff, slapping and so on, as well as anal and DP, ending with a double facial.

Scene 4: Stars the Aforementioned Taylor Rain in one of her final performances in another 2 on one with Jules and Travis Knight, more Anal and DP, and another Double Facial,

Scene 5: goes back to femdom with Alexis Malone, Yet another blonde, in a tight vinyl outfit, Alexis teases and plays with a handcuffed and blindfolded stud while taunting the camera, the scene continues into another room where the dude is released from his handcuffs and the scene carries on as a very hot 1-on-1 scene, ending with a facial,

Scene 6: the last scene opens with all natural brunettes Mary Jane and Sativa Rose kidnapping a foreign guy off the street at gunpoint and taking him in their car where they start molesting him and taunting him, they finally bring him back to their lair where they tie him to a chair and take turns riding him, after a while they release him and the scene carries on with some anal action concluding with a money shot in one of the ladies mouths witch is then snowballed back and forth and eventually swallowed.

Final Thoughts: "Take no Prisoners" was a decent video, not one of Jules' best, but a worth while watch, good replay value, lots of hot action, but nothing particularly exciting. The downsides of this movie are probebly the only downside of JJ as a director, in that his scenes are really long and would benefit from being abbreviated by a few minutes, but you will have that issue in any of his movies so I expected it here, and also that the build-up in the last scene is very long and kind of annoying after a while, but other than that this was a decent flick, pick it up if it's on sale.
Score: 6/10