Sweetheart Trilogy Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  9/18/2003

Running Time: 105 min.

Production Date: 4 / 22 / 2002

Director: F. J. Lincoln

Cast: Taylor St. Clair, Jewel De’Nyle, T. J. Hart, Lezley Zen, Steven St. Croix, Julian, Billy Glide, Marty Romano, and F. J. Lincoln in a non-sex role

Initial Expectations: Fred Lincoln rarely impresses me, so I’m not expecting too much here.

Initial Reaction: *YAWN*

Who Should Watch It : Anybody with an hour and forty five minutes to kill

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting something that feels unique in any way.

Audio /Video Quality: The audio is pretty clear and well balanced, and didn’t have any background noises that I noticed. The video has some noticeable pixelation, which is too bad since much of the movie seems well lit. The lighting is a bit uneven, causing a few shadows that seem out of place and interfere with things a bit.

Music: The music is pretty typical porn music, mostly because I’m sure I’ve heard it in other movies, and often more than a little loud. Even worse than that, it’s almost the same song in every single scene. This had an effect on my getting into the scenes, and not in a good way.

Disc Problems / Complaints: Once again, Adam & Eve has neglected to include a time stamp on their feature. This always ticks me off, since I occasionally like to jump directly to a specific spot in the movie. Without a time stamp, I can’t do this. I could understand leaving it out if it was a major undertaking, but from what I understand, it takes about as much effort as covering your mouth when you cough, and pleases people just as much. It’s even more annoying than usual here because if you accidently hit the hot shot to skip to the pop shot, you have to scan all the way back through the scene to get to the point you were before.

Menus: The main menu is fun and has some nice animation to open it up. The chapter menu is pretty standard and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene.

The Feature: Lezley Zen, Taylor St. Clair, and T. J. Hart are all single civil lawyers. When they see a sign for Sweethearts Day at the diner they go to each morning, they question their relationships a little. They set out to try to find a little something, whether it’s just a little dick or something a bit more serious.

Lezley Zen, T. J. Hart, and Taylor St. Clair start things off fantasizing about taking on cook Billy Glide. It’s a very shot scene that gives several clips, each lasting a few seconds. It gives a nice glimpse of each woman’s tastes, as well as enough of a glimpse of sex to start the movie with a nice tease and glimpse of things to come.

Taylor St. Clair gives the movie it’s first real scene with plumber Lee Stone. He helps her out of her business clothes to release her beautiful breasticles, and then lets her drop to her knees to mouth his manhood. Lee tongues Taylor’s tantalizing twat in reciprocation, as well as giving her a nice rimming, before fucking her from behind as well as missionary style. Finally, Taylor takes Lee’s cock cream on her stomach.

This seemed like a very average scene to me. Taylor and Lee both put in some decent energy, but nothing here really grabbed my interest. The camera was constantly roaming, and although it did catch some nice shots, it also seemed like it didn’t really know what it wanted at times.

Divorced couple to be Jewel De’Nyle and Julian get it on in the second scene. They start out trying to find their dog, and think that maybe fucking instead of fighting will draw her home. Julian licks Jewel’s kitty as she moans and writhes around on the bed before she wraps her lips around his cock. Jewel climbs up to ride Julian cowgirl style, which shows off her great ass extremely well, before taking it missionary style. Finally, Jewel sucks and strokes Julian until he pops on her hands and sucks out the last few bits.

This is a much better scene than the opening scene, and I think almost all the credit for that should go to Jewel. I still don’t care for much of the camera style, which focused on close-ups a little much for my tastes, but Jewel put some great effort into the scene. Julian didn’t do much for me, as he couldn’t even keep his dick hard through the scene, but Jewel works it over as if it’s the last cock on Earth, and made it into an enjoyable scene.

Lezley Zen takes T. J. Hart in the third scene after Taylor goes home. The two of them start to strip down while kissing animalistically before T. J. heads down under on Lezley. Lezley returns the favor, but not before they both take plenty of time to finger fuck each other. They finish things up with a nice bit of sixty-nining and soft and passionate kissing.

This scene leaves me a little torn. T. J. and Lezley look pretty good together, but some of the vocals seem a little over the top. Some of the reactions also look a little overdone, which also had me questioning the scene a little. Maybe it was Lezley’s business like demeanor combined with T. J.’s playful manner, but something seemed just a little off.

Marty Romano and Lezley Zen get it on in a jail cell next. He picks her up and sets her on his bunk to eat her pussy before letting her suck his schlong. Lezley rides Marty reverse cowgirl style before taking it missionary style, and finishes it up taking his guy goo on her tits.

Once again, this one had a hard time catching my interest. The camera catches Lezley’s ass extremely well, but it didn’t grab me for much of the rest of the scene. I think a lot of the problem is the music in the movie. By this time it had me completely annoyed, and I couldn’t really care less about what was happening in the scene.

After a romantic dinner, Steven St. Croix and Taylor St. Clair head back to their room for a little dessert. Taylor takes Steven’s schlong all the way into her throat for a slow warmup before bending over for Steven to poke her from behind. Taylor even takes a few breaks to suck Steven while he takes breaks from fucking her. Steven also fucks her pussy in a modified standing missionary before moving into the traditional missionary to plug Taylor’s ass. Steven finally finishes things off spraying everything nearby with his pop shot as he pulls out and explodes into the air.

Not surprisingly, it’s an okay scene that’s held back quite a bit by the camera work. The chemistry and energy are also pretty average, and of course, there’s that same annoying music.

Finally, T. J. Hart gets it on with Billy Glide after he closes down his diner. T. J. rubs him down before sucking his cock before letting him tongue her pussy and ass in return. Billy moves on to fuck her missionary and doggie style before popping on her ass.

T. J. turns in another hot scene here, which is probably one of the best in the movie. She and Billy have very nice chemistry, including some great smiles and eye contact, as well as nice energy. Of course, T. J. looking perhaps the best I’ve ever seen her didn’t hurt anything either.

Sadly, Sweetheart Trilogy is close to forgettable. The plot is almost nonexistent, and none of the women are particularly likeable. The sex is okay at times, but the annoying, loud, and repetitive music brought down every single scene in the movie to the point that I couldn’t help but reach for the remote in almost every scene. I’ve had some mixed results from T. J. Hart, but she’s easily the best thing here. Both Lezley Zen and Taylor St. Clair left me disappointed, and T. J. had a bright smile that was easily the best thing in the movie. Sweetheart Trilogy would have been better off as the first third and choosing any two other things.

Extras: The photo gallery lasts about a minute and three quarters with about five seconds per nice looking snapshot. Bios are included for Jewel De’Nyle, Julian, Lezley Zen, Marty Romano, Steven St. Croix. Taylor St. Clair, and T. J. Hart. Each bio includes a little information about the star (in some cases, very little), and normally a photo of the star so you can recognize them. Trailers are included for The Puppeteer and Invisible. Of course, there’s also web links and Adam & Eve’s Hot Shot, which can’t be turned off.

There’s also a bonus scene between Ian Daniels and Layla Jade from Unforgettable. Chef Ian cooks up something special with Layla Jade after she spills a little wine on her top. Ian averts his eyes at Layla’s request as she removes her top, but sneaks a few peeks at Layla as she inspects her top before offering her a little help. He tongues all of Layla’s goodies as she sits on the counter and trash talks away, and then trades places with her so Layla can show that her oral talents extend far beyond just talking. Ian goes on to fuck Layla as she sits back and kneels on the stool and gives him dirty looks and naughty talk before he pops on her great ass. It’s a very hot scene with great chemistry, and easily one of the best in the movie. Layla looks like she’s having a great time throughout the entire scene, and the fun start really gets it off on the right foot.

Themes: Straight, rimming (male > female), lesbian, anal, and spanking

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: All but between Jewel De’Nyle and Julian

Overall: Currently, most Adam & Eve DVDs can be found online for between $12 and $22 with many stores offering them for around $18. I’d rent this one before buying it, as I just can’t see it having much replay potential. The transfer also lacks a bit, but there’s some decent attention given to the extras.

Note to Adam & Eve: You had a good start on this DVD, but a little polish would have went a long way.

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