Sweaty College Girl Butt Stinky Panties Review

Synopsis
Ok, so I don’t know about you guys, but I definitely have a fetish for the smell of a woman’s ass. Just love to bury my face in a ripe, un-showered ass and pussy. Well, Brian Pumper has the perfect DVD for those of us who share this fetish. We have almost 4 hours of white college-aged girls with fat asses, all of them talking about how they’re all sweaty and smelly. And the whole college-theme works great. Think about it: your typical college girl goes to bed at 4am, wakes up right before class, throws on a pair of sweats or something, grabs breakfast on her way and heads off to class. Then maybe she’s got some last minute assignment to finish, then maybe another class and then off to the gym. All without showering. (I definitely knew girls who went days without showering in college.) Well, that’s totally what Pumper was going for here.

Talia Palmer
Talia starts out jogging around campus on a hot sunny day. She says she spent the night partying and then got up to jog, and hasn’t taken a shower yet. Pumper takes her back to his place, where the A/C is broken. Talia gives her stinky panties to the camera, and there’s a lot of nice shots of Talia spreading her cheeks, doing a great job talking dirty about the smell. Talia plays with herself a bit and then gives a hot BJ, playing with his balls and sucking on them real nicely. Then they move through all the vaginal positions, with plenty of great shots of her ass and pussy. The finale is great, as she gives him a BJ, squeezing his balls and jerking the cum out of his cock into her mouth. Nice scene!

Mandy Sweet
Mandy says she hasn’t showered in 3 days since she’s been so busy with classes, papers, and working out at the gym. She’s brought along a pair of sweaty panties that she sniffs and holds up to the camera, talking about the smell. She spreads her cheeks and shows off her stinky hole for a nice long time, with lots of dirty chat about the smell. The close-up shots of her ass are great, since we can see the light hairs on her hole. This goes on for a while, with Mandy playing with her thong as well, then she spreads her legs wide and fingers herself. She gives a BJ, sucking and playing with his balls, and then it’s on to vaginal sex, with great shots of her ass throughout. Mandy finishes him off with a BJ, squeezing his balls and jerking him off into her mouth.

Violet Monroe
Violet is the hottest girl on the DVD in my opinion, and gives us the best scene of them all. We start off with more sexy tallk, with Violet showing off her thong and talking about her sweaty ass. She sniffs her panties and talks about the strong smell from her ass and pussy. Next we move to Violet spread out on the bed, getting her stinky butt penetrated by a dildo, giving us some nice gape shots. The dildo play goes on for a while, and then Violet gives a BJ and goes right into cowgirl anal. It’s all anal here, as reverse cowgirl, doggie, mish, and spoons follow, with a BJ spliced in between. We end with an anal cream pie in mish, which Violet carefully squeezes out. Awesome.

Scarlett Sweets
Blonde Scarlett had practice yesterday and then went to a party, where she got even more sweaty, but hasn’t had time to shower. She spreads her cheeks and shows off her pink pussy and asshole for the camera (but I’m more distracted by the pimples all over her butt and the back of her thighs—she’s got a nasty case of razor burn on her pubic region, too). As a nice change of pace, Pumper starts fucking her pussy when she’s bent over, talking about how he can smell her sweaty ass. Scarlett gives a POV BJ, shows off her asshole some more, and then gets on the couch, bent over in doggy. Pumper fucks her pussy in mish, and shows off her gaping pussy. Scarlett then gives a slow and sensual BJ, complete with ball licking, then Pumper bends her over in doggy, licks her pussy, and fucks her doggy-style. They move through the typical vaginal positions, with some nice ball-licking BJs in between, until he cums inside her pussy in mish, with the load dripping out all over her butt.

Cami Smalls
Cami is another girl with a big fat ass. She talks for a while about how she gave some guy a BJ at a party last night, and how she hasn’t showered in a while. (I find it annoying that she keeps talking about her “homegirl.) She spreads her cheeks and shows off her ass and pussy for the camera, then walks around with her pants down. She bends over and Brian fucks her for a bit, then she’s on the couch in doggy, spreading her holes again. She gets some dirty panties to show off, then gives a long BJ with some nice attention to his balls. They fuck in all the vaginal positions, then Cami gives him a BJ, jerking him off into her mouth and eating his cum.

Overall Thoughts
I’m not a fan of Brian Pumper, or of mainstream American porn in general, but Brian really nails this fetish right on. The build-up to the sex is great in each scene. Both Pumper and the women do a great job talking, which sets everything up nicely. Proof that the brain is the most important erotic organ. The women are 100% all-natural, with big butts and sexy baby fat. It would be even nicer if they had hairy pussies, to play into the stink and sweat factor even more, but they’re all shaved. Another way to make this release even better would be to improve the quality of the female talent, as most of these girls sadly weren’t my type. Andy San Dimas and Amai Liu would be fantastic for the next installment of the series. More bathroom talk would be nice, too—this is an ass fetish, after all, and what we’re supposed to be smelling has a lot to do with what comes out of there. Pumper gets into it a little with Mandy, but she gets kind of embarrassed so he doesn’t go any further. Still, Sweaty College Girl Butt Stinky Panties was a pleasantly creative surprise, and definitely enjoyable even though I wasn’t really into the women. (There’s also almost an hour of BTS.)