Swallow My Squirt 5 Review

Reviewed by astroknight  on  8/8/2007

The Little Details

Running Time: 128 min.

Production Date: 3 / 3 / 2007

Director: William H.

Cast: Angela Stone, Annie Cruz, Bree Olson, Harmony Rose, Jada Fire, Katja Kassin, Lexi Love, Nikki Nievez, Anthony Rosano, John Strong, and Mark Ashley

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: This has been a kick ass series that only seems to get better with time. I can't help but look forward to this one!

Initial Reaction: It feels a touch more redundant than some of the other installments of this series, but still has plenty of great squirting action.

Who Should Watch It : Fans of female ejaculation

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting soft and cuddly sex

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didn't notice a single background noise. The video is presented in the full frame format and also looks quite nice. There's a touch of pixelation and some very minor lighting variations, but the camera work is smooth and has a great eye.

Music: There's a little music to start out the final scene, but that's it. It's nicely balanced with the rest of the audio, and has a nicely romantic style.

Menus: The main menu nicely works together a still with a clip of the movie for an okay first impression. The chapter menu lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the names of the girls in it.

The Feature

Swallow My Squirt goes with a simple idea. Every scene has girls who squirt when they cum, and they’re paired with partners who aren’t afraid to take a female facial. There’s normally a little something to lead into each scene, with it sometimes being a little story and sometimes it being a bit of tease.

Scene 1 – Angela Stone, Bree Olson, and Mark Ashley

Bottle blondes Angela and Bree start out kissing in black mesh tops with chain necklaces, pink stockings, black fishnets, black shorts, and black porno pumps before Angela moves down to check out Bree's tits. They strip off their shorts and lie back on the couch to diddle themselves until Angela can squirt in Bree's face and let her lick it out of her cunt. Bree keeps eating Angela as Mark arrives with a cock for Angela to suck before he moves around to lick Bree and start fucking her from behind. Angela gets her turn next, and squirts up for Bree to swallow as Mark fucks her missionary style with Mark mixing in some nice pussy eating for her. The girls team up on Mark orally before Bree lies back for a little missionary work before Angela gets up for a reverse cowgirl ride with a nice squirt into Bree's mouth. Bree gets up for her own reverse cowgirl ride with Angela playing with her before letting Angela take another squirting reverse cowgirl ride and then sliding back down for a cowgirl ride as Angela slaps and licks her ass. Bree also takes a little more missionary work before getting down to take a facial first from Angela and then from Mark.

This is a darn hot scene. There's great chemistry all around and Bree nicely keeps up with Angela. There's a very nice balance between the girls, and neither Bree nor Angela ever seems to shy away from the action. Of course William H. has a great eye to capture it all from behind the camera, and the editing gives the scene a great flow. This is a great squirting scene that starts off the movie at the high level I can't help but go into William H.'s movies with.

Scene 2 – Annie Cruz, Lexi Love, and John Strong

Annie, in a pink top and black shorts, and Lexi, in a black mesh top and pink shorts, eye each other on a couch before Lexi attacks Annie's tits through her top. She lets Annie admire her ass in return as well as letting her lick her hairy pussy before Lexi fingers herself to a little squirt. Annie fingers herself to a squirt that flies of Lexi's head before letting Lexi eat her pussy and lick up her face. They continue their diddling and squirting, and even swap it to each other until John arrives with a hard cock for them to suck. Annie gets up for a reverse cowgirl ride so she can squirt down on Lexi before Lexi gets up to let John spoon her ass and make her squirt as Annie gets right up to try getting some and diddles herself to try squirting on Lexi. Lexi hops off to suck John's cock clean of her ass before Annie lies back as John fucks her missionary style and Lexi sucks her toes, gives her a bit of spit, and of course, helps out orally down below. Lexi puts her ass back to work with John letting him fuck it doggie style and sliding it up and down his cock cowgirl style while squirting a little more and letting Annie squirt down on them while watching and diddling herself. The girls suck John clean before Annie lets him spoon her and fuck her missionary style while Lexi watches, diddles herself to more squirts, and of course gets right in to offer a little more oral help and spit. Finally, Lexi gets down so Annie and John can cum on her face and in her mouth while she works herself to a couple squirts for Annie. Lexi swaps the collected cum with Annie can gets down for one last facial.

This is another darn hot scene. Once again there's great chemistry all around and I really like the division of labor in the scene with Lexi taking on the anal portion while Annie does the vaginal. I also love how the girls are always right there to watch each other get fucked while offering a little help and the cum play at the end. Lexi has really been impressing me lately, and this scene is no different.

Scene 3 – Jada Fire, Katja Kassin, and Mark Ashley

Katja starts out the third scene eating black beauty Jada out from behind with a good tongue for her ass while Mark watches and urges her on from behind. She also gives Mark a quick suck before watching him fuck Jada doggie style and licking Jada's ass while she watches. Katja gets right in when Jada starts squirting to see how much she can get in her mouth as well as swallowing it down before letting Mark fuck her from behind as Jada watches, plays with herself, and squirts all over Katja's face. Jada stacks herself onto Katja's back so Mark can easily fuck each of her holes missionary style while watching her squirt. Mark gives each of the girls a little oral attention and fucks Jada doggie style before spearing each of Katja's holes form behind and letting her ass gape wide. When Jada gets her turn she rides Mark reverse cowgirl style as Katja watches, offers a little oral help, and of course gets a few more facials. Katja impales her shitpussy on Mark's shaft reverse cowgirl style as Mark eats Jada's ass before she spins around on his cock so Jada can squirt in her face and lays back for him to fuck her pussy missionary style. They team up on Jada's holes orally before getting her to squirt with Mark fucking her ass and Katja fingering her pussy. Mark fucks Katja from behind one last time before teaming up with Jada to give her a nice double facial finish.

This scene is every bit as great as one would have hoped. There's great chemistry all around with Katja getting into the action every bit as well as she always does and taking some great squirt facials from Jada. Mark nicely works his way between them without ever seeming like he's favoring one girl over the other, and I love how he works a bit of oral in here and there with the girls throughout the scene. This is a great scene.

Scene 4 – Annie Cruz, Nikki Nievez, and Mark Ashley

Nikki, in a turquoise bikini, blue legwarmers, and clear porno pumps, and Annie, in a black bikini and legwarmers with clear porno pumps, start out on all fours making their way together to kiss and spit on each other's tits before Annie comes around to eat Nikki's ass. Nikki keeps fingering her ass when Annie moves down to lick her pussy, and then goes to work on Annie's pussy with her tongue and fingers before taking a nice squirt facial. The girls lie back and play with themselves so they can squirt on each other, and when Nikki works Annie to her next squirt, swaps it back to her. When Mark arrives he goes right to fucking Nikki doggie style as she eats Annie's pussy. Mark gets down to eat Annie as well before fucking her missionary style as Nikki works herself to squirt on Annie. Nikki also gets a bit of reverse cowgirl in with a couple fingers added to Mark's cock as she squirts on Annie and Annie puts both her holes to work riding Mark in both cowgirls and giving Nikki plenty of facials. Finally, Mark fucks Nikki missionary style before teaming up with Annie to squirt on Nikki's face.

This is a pretty good scene. I really like that both of the girls squirt here, and they both get into the action quite well. That said, Nikki does nothing for me, and holds the scene back for me both because I find her extremely unattractive as well as seeming like one of those needy people who'd light themselves on fire if they thought it would get them a little more attention. Annie does her usual great job, but I didn't get into this scene as much as the others.

Scene 5 – Angela Stone, Harmony Rose, and Anthony Rosano

Bottle blondes Harmony and Angela check each other out on a driveway wearing black mesh tops and short shorts with tall black and pink socks. Harmony gets a little more exploratory before Angela decides they should head inside where Harmony eats Angela to a nice squirt that she takes in her mouth as much as possible. Anthony joins in to eat Harmony from behind before fucking her, and the girls reward him by dropping down to team up on his cock and balls orally as well as letting him titty fuck Harmony. Angela takes her turn with a squirting reverse cowgirl ride before Harmony gets up for a cowgirl ride while Angela sits on Anthony's face and plays with Harmony from behind. Harmony gets under Angela to watch Anthony fuck her from behind and to collect plenty of squirt juice before getting up to slide her shitter over Anthony's shaft reverse cowgirl style. She gets squirted on a little more as Anthony spoons Angela, and then gets squirted on more as Anthony spoons her ass and the girls suck each other's feet. Finally Anthony fucks Angela missionary style to a couple more squirts with Harmony taking facials from both of them and swapping some over to Angela as they kiss.

This is a great final scene. Harmony and Angela play perfectly off each other, and Anthony seems to know that he's mostly just there to provide a hard cock for the girls to work their magic around. That isn't to say that he doesn't add much to the scene, as he gets into it well and has some great looks that show him being into it every bit as much as the girls. Anthony normally doesn't do a lot for me, but here I think he really adds to the scene and that this might be the best scene he's been a part of. This is a great final scene.

Swallow My Squirt 5 continues to give you just what you should have come to expect from this series by now. Each scene has two girls taking on one guy with plenty of squirting action, female facials, and vocals. Yes, this series is fairly formulaic, but at the same time it's hard to get down on it too much because as similar as the scene are, they almost always work. There isn't a single person in the cast who doesn't look to get all the way into the action, and as usual, William H. does a magnificent job behind the camera. I think either Kaja and Jada or Angela and Harmony's scene would be my favorite, while Annie and Nikki's scene came in at the opposite end due to my just plain not caring for Nikki. If there's a complaint with this release it's probably that not all of the girls squirt, as I think as hot as the action is, it could have been kicked up even further if both girls had been squirting in all of the scenes. That's a fairly minor complaint, but still one that came to mind a few times watching Swallow My Squirt 5. Swallow My Squirt 5 has plenty of enthusiastic squirting and energetic group sex that should continue to please fans of this great series.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery lasts a little over two and a half minutes with about six seconds per okay at best screen capture. Trailers are included for Swallow My Squirt 4, Jada Fire is Squirtwoman, So You Think You Can Squirt?, Big Wet Asses 10, Squirt in my Gape 2, and Latin Booty Worship. There's also bonus footage, a bonus scene, a behind the scenes featurette, commercials, and a Bubble-Time with William H. Easter Egg.

The bonus footage lasts about three minutes. You get a bit more of Katja and Jada sucking cock as well as Jada getting fucked and squirting for Mark and Katja. There's also a little more of Angela and Lexi each getting fucked as well as Nikki throwing up after getting a good face fucking. Nikki's footage I could have easily done without, but the rest is a nice bit of extra footage.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts just under eleven minutes. William starts out with a few words with Angela, Bree, Jada, and Katja before watching Jada get dressed. He also has a few words with Katja before Mark warms her up and Katja and Mark admire Jada's asshole. William has a few words with Bree about her first real squirt and Angela after their scene along with a few words with Nikki and Annie after their scene. He also chats with Harmony as Angela gets boned as well as a few more words with Angela talking about boob jobs and donuts. There's also a little extra fun between the girls, William, and Anthony after the scene. This is a nice collection of behind the scenes footage with plenty of William H. fun as well as personality from the girls.

Bonus Scene – Jenna Presley, Sasha Grey, Sierra Sinn, and Mark Ashley

The bonus scene comes from Swallow My Squirt 4. The three girls start out in black mesh tops with black and white striped fingerless gloves and stockings and white headbands with black splotches. Jenna and Sasha start out on either side of Sierra to play with her and see if they can help her squirt. Mark comes in very soon after to start fucking her missionary style through her crotchless mesh panties, and soon as she squirts the girls move right in to lick it up. They break into groups so Mark and Sasha can work on each other orally while Sierra and Jenna play on the opposite end of the couch. The girls let Jenna have the next fuck missionary style as Sasha watches and Sierra squirts down on her, and Jenna lets go with a few squirts as well. They keep it up with Mark spooning Jenna before he fucks Sasha's ass missionary style as Jenna squirts at her with Sierra working her way between them and gets a little ass to mouth action. Mark fucks Sierra's holes from behind as she sits backwards on a chair next, with Jenna working herself over to squirt in front of her and Sasha waiting for her to cum from behind while also offering Mark a little more oral attention. Finally Mark fucks Sierra missionary style on a chair until the three of them cum on Sierra as she kneels between them. Not being a greedy one, Sasha swaps the cum over to Sierra, who gives it to Jenna.

This is a darn hot scene, and I'm not sure how Mark kept up with the girls here. The girls are constantly squirting and urging each other on, and although he became a phantom cock at times it completely fit the scene with how much the scene was about the girls. I was in awe watching most of this scene.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, lesbian, masturbation, squirting, group, rimming (male > female and female > female), interracial, anal, ass to mouth, feet, cum swapping, and titty fucking

Raincoat Factor: Borderline extreme

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Elegant Angel’s DVDs can be found online for between about $15 and $25 with most stores offering them for under $20. As usual, Elegant Angel has put out a release that's well worth the money. The sex is hot with plenty of squirting and plenty of chemistry. The technical aspects show some very nice care, and there's also some very nice effort put into the extras. This is a hot DVD that shows some nice effort all around.

Note to Elegant Angel: Thank you for putting such consistent care into your releases. It is noticed.

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