Swallow My Squirt 4 Review
Elegant Angel
Studio: Elegant Angel
Directed by: William H. Nutsack
Starring: Naomi, Van Damage, Felony, Mark Ashley, Cytherea, Annie Cruz, Sindy Lange, Flower Tucci, Sierra Sinn, Jenna Presley, Sasha Knox, Sasha Grey
Released on: 9/14/2006
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Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones on 10/17/2006
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How much pee can one gal chug-a-lug before it becomes hazardous to her health??? |
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  2006, 1 hours and 52 minutes Elegant Angel Directed by William H. Starring Flower Tucci, Sasha Grey, Sasha Knox, Annie Cruz, Naomi, Sierra Sinn, Felony & Sindy Lange  | |||||
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Until about ‘03, I thought Elegant Angel was dead. I personally hadn’t seen a movie from them that excited me since Rob Black’s Miscreants and in porn, that was EONS ago. It was almost as if the company was just left to die by founder, Patrick Collins and he was content to live on past glories and hopefully sell his back catalog. But then something happened. Thomas Zupko came onboard and started to gain attention for his innovative and inventive Tight Wet Panties, Big Wet Asses and Big Wet Tits series. Contributing to the resurrection, William H. got Tom Byron’s former series, Cumback Pussy back on track with number 50 on top of bringing back the classic Sodomania line on top of helming Glazed and Confused, Tails of Perversity and his own big tit series, Heavy Handfuls. Before you knew it, Elegant Angel was back on the map, back on porn fans’ radar by providing the old, whacked-out, surreal but still very hot porn they were so famous for back when titles like The Blowjob Adventures of Dr. Fellatio, Filthy First Timers, Cellar Dwellars and Sugarwalls dominated my own personal collection. They were back but not all the way. One more event was to take place that would push them over the top. Seemingly more active in Elegant’s affairs, Collins staged one hell of a coup. He took a little starlet named Cytherea who, while she had been around a while, was starting to gain more and more notoriety for her unreal and otherwordly squirting antics. Pat wasted no time in basing a new series around her, “Squirtwoman” and the rest, as they say, is history. Elegant Angel redesigned its old logo, signed another girl-next-door “Supersquirt”, the adorably wholesome looking tart Tiana Lynn and gave yet another female ejaculation series to yet another starlet who had been around the block more than once but was also curiously at the peak of her popularity, Flower Tucci and handed her the “Squirt Shower” line. Simply put, Elegant Angel is an empire built almost entirely on the power of the female orgasm. To the point where their new motto is even “Where the Girls Cum, Too!” Do they produce other movies? Sure (Asian Sex Slaves, Age Play, A-Line, Booty Duty, Buttwoman, Tails From the Toilet, Hillary Scott’s Anal Princess Diaries and others spring to mind). They have the leeway now to branch out and do other things but the new foundation is most definitely their female ejaculation movies. My point? Elegant Angel does squirting movies and does them well, almost to the point of being known primarily for that alone. Each one is AVN pre-nom material and a potential award-winner. This one is no different. In fact, this is one of the exceptional ones. Read on: | |||||
| Scene One: Sasha Knox & Flower with Mark Ashley | |||||
 Flower Tucci. Believe it or not, now a TEN year veteran of the porn biz, an amazing analist with a brick shithouse build and definitely in the upper echelon of today’s active squirters. Sasha Knox. An Ellen Page-a-like and analrific newb. The prospect of seeing these two together, frankly, frightens me. They are both scene-stealers in their own right (the chain and padlock neckwear they’re flossing is SO apropos) so it becomes a case of the unstoppable force meeting the immovable object. And I don’t see either girl backing down or giving an inch. Good news for fans, bad news for the guy. Unless it’s Mark Ashley, which is exactly who comes creeping up behind Sasha after she gets a face full of Tucci’s girl juices as she plays with herself lying on her back. Flower’s first to her knees to coddle Mark’s cock but Sasha is soon right there in the mix and they compete for equal time with his pink slab. Cut to Flower and Sasha stacked, Tucci on top, doggie. Mark targets Flower’s gash for penetration first and whenever she rains, she pours down all over Knox’s ass. Three times in succession she gushes and then Mark decides to give Sasha some doggie attention as Flower turns to face him and jill off and squirt over Sasha’s ass some more with the assistance of Mark’s dickhead rapidly beating against her clit. Another cut takes us to Mark easing himself into Knox’s ass mish while Flower takes a seat abover Knox’s head, a toy and two of Mark’s fingers in her pussy, of course, resulting in lots of torrential wetness ensuing. Down by Sasha’s ass now, Flower sucks Mark’s prick as it exits Knox’s asshole, ”Oooh, tastes so good! So sweet!” she says, licking her lips. Then Flower and Mark decide to ruthlessly and relentlessly double-team Sasha’s pussy; Flower with her tongue and Mark with his fingers until Knox has an exorcist-like orgasm. We’ve gone about three minutes now with no squirting so I guess it’s time to ramp that quotient back up. Flower sits on Ashley reverse cowgirl anal and Sasha positions herself between Mark’s legs to catch the inevitable lens-soaking downpour. When her blast of liquids have finally drenched the screen, we move to Flower getting her ass plugged again, this time in mish while Sasha hangs her tongue out over Tucci’s pussy to alternate between sucking Ashley’s cock and catching Flower’s spray. Sasha endures a cowgirl ride with Flower exploding directly into her face a few times before mounting Ashley reverse cowgirl anal. She must love the taste of Flower’s Kool-Aid because when Tucci lies back to get screwed one last time mish vadge, Sasha’s face is right there in the thick of it, catching Flower’s last ejaculation simultaneously with Mark Ashley’s. Well, what I thought was Flower’s last orgasm; Mark rubs her clit back and forth until she cums one last time and kisses Sasha to end the scene.  | |||||
| Scene Two: Annie Cruz & Sasha Grey with Anthony Rozano | |||||
 There seems to be a running theme developing because damned if I wasn’t about to write the same thing here that I wrote above. This scene also features one of the horniest and highly visible squirters in the game right now (Annie Cruz) paired with a fresh new face that fans just can’t seem to get enough of (Sasha Grey). Similar to Flower and Sasha, these two are left to their own devices and engage in a little g/g play/warmup action that consists of Annie fingering herself until she squirts into Sasha’s mouth and Sasha swaps it back, letting it pour out of her mouth and back into Cruz’s. Anthony Rozano steps into the scene just as Grey gets all of her clothes off (and what a tight little post-pubescent body this Mia Kirshner lookalike has…delectably perfect tits, too). They take turns forcing each other down face-first to gag on Rozano’s dick until Annie hops up onto the sofa and begs him to make her squirt. She’s a bit more than eager to get started; she’s staring a hole through the poor guy and rocking her hips to meet his strokes in the middle. And her pussy is apparently wired directly to her vocal chords because the minute she squirts she lets loose with this high-pitched squeal/scream that momentarily takes everything out of her. After gargling Cruz’s squirt a few times, it’s time for Sasha to ride. Annie masturbates off to the side and aims her juices squarely at Grey as she bounces on Anthony’s lap reverse cowgirl anal. Grey leans in closer to Annie to get wetter and when she does, Rozano takes the opportunity to screw her standing doggie as Cruz chokes Sasha and slaps her around a little. ”Lick your fuckin’ dirty juice offa me! Lick it all off!” Grey demands. Then something strange happens. Annie and Sasha hone in on each other and GO OFF. Annie squirts on Sasha again (”Open your motherfuckin’ mouth!”) and Sasha spits it right back at Annie. Annie rubs it all over herself and then throws her entire body at Sasha, humping and writhing all over here, out of control. Crazy. Anthony reappears and Annie bears down on him reverse cowgirl anal and then mish, Sasha there to catch the brunt of all of Annie’s blasts and spit them full-force at Rozano. Grey pats at Cruz’s pussy, instigating more streams of girl cum and takes Anthony’s and Annie’s money shots in the face at the same time. Annie pulls Sasha’s face directly into her pussy for a few parting shots until her slit is all tapped out. The participants all share a triple-kiss before fading out. | |||||
| Scene Three: Sierra Sin & Naomi with Van Damage | |||||
 Depending on your taste in women, I couldn’t tell you who was hotter this year between these two. Naomi, an ass lovers’ dream, began on FIRE, making her bones down in Florida with Dirty Sanchez and his Bang Bros. crew, quickly becoming an overnight sensation and odds-on favorite to take home Best New Starlet at this year’s AVN Awards in January. Sierra Sinn is cut from that increasingly familiar cloth of starlets that began with the likes of Debi Diamond and Tammi Ann and continued with Taylor Rain, Jenna Haze, Aurora Snow, etc. (and continues with herself and peer Kelly Wells) that proved you don’t necessarily have to weigh over one hundred pounds to be an absolutely filthy do-anything slut. And speaking of Debi Diamond, Sierra Sinn nearly gives me a post-traumatic stress disorder flashback when she produces a funnel (those who have seen the final scene of Bruce Seven’s “Takin’ It To The Limit” with Debi will get what I’m saying) with a long green hose attached to squirt into and let run into Naomi’s mouth. Van Damage’s cock waves over Naomi’s head so she and Sierra lean in to give it some oral attention. Naomi’s first to get plowed, mish, while Sierra hovers overhead with two toys and dribbles “squirt” down onto her face. Naomi keeps her eyes shut tightly and seems less than enthused. On her knees now, Naomi has a dildo hammered into her pussy by Sinn until Damage replaces the pink toy with his cock, sliding inside Naomi doggie, a position where these two, if I recall correctly, incited many a launched load in "Big Wet Asses 7." Sierra adds an extra dimension by continuing to jerk herself off to multiple squirting orgasms directly into Naomi’s face as she’s drilled. Next, it’s Sierra’s turn and she rides Damage reverse cowgirl anal, smacking at her pussy until it spills down onto Naomi who lies below the action. I don’t know how the girl does it; Sierra Sinn must’ve squirted at least 15-20 times already and this is the first time she’s had a cock in her. She’s not a distance squirter, however, so she often has to position her pussy practically right against Naomi’s face (or directly over it) as Naomi rides Damage anal cowgirl. Van and Naomi switch to anal doggie and Sinn continues her practically inhuman succession of squirting. Ignoring all the waterworks, Damage just goes about his business of fucking Naomi’s ass, obviously enjoying it and concentrating on those big firm buttocks until he pulls out and spooges onto the right side of her face. Sierra’s simultaneous squirt washes some of the semen away and Naomi’s face is left a cum-covered sticky mess as Sierra licks her all over to end the scene. | |||||
| Scene Four: Felony & Sindy Lange with Mark Ashley | |||||
 Alright, kids: raise your hand if you knew Felony was back. Okay. Raise your hand if you know who Sindy Lange is. Got’cha (I kid. I’ve seen Sindy before on Naughty America’s Neighbor Affair website and she’s very sexy in her own way; she’s got a really natural horny charisma about her). Mark Ashley’s got these two today and unlike the other scenes, there is no girl-girl play between these two. Nope, it’s straight to both girls attached to Ashley’s dick by their mouths, passing it back and forth between them like old friends even though it’s obvious someone had a problem with doing a little pussy licking. The dual-hummer is short-lived and soon Sindy’s sitting on Mark’s dick, facing away from him reverse cowgirl. She raises up and pulls her pussy open, aiming it at Felony’s face. Damn. I guess we know who the squirter is here and Sindy gets a fair distance on her stream. After a few orgasms, it’s big-tit and phat-ass Felony’s turn to ride Mr. Ashley, cowgirl and reverse and when he slaps her pussy with his prick, she juices a little as well, though not on the same level as her buddy Sindy. Felony reaches forward and helps Sindy finger herself, begging for her to arc some squirt in her direction. ”Gimme it, gimme it, gimme it!” Sindy douses Felony’s hair and face completely at least five times and then Mark Ashley turns up the juice, pumping in and out of Felony so rapidly she looks as if she were riding a sybian. Doggie with Lange is next and Felony’s mouth is directly beneath her pussy, swallowing strong streams of pussy juice every time Sindy squirts. Mark walks around and takes Felony from behind next, clearly (and audibly) enjoying her wide tattooed ass doggie and standing doggie while Sindy continues to get herself off in Felony’s face. Felony lays her pierced tongue right across Lange’s clit and opens wide. Cut to Sindy (who, for reasons unbeknownst to me, still has not taken her bra off) sitting on a stool across from Felony, who is now riding Mark reverse cowgirl anal. Lange primes her pump and wets Felony down numerous times as her rectum takes a pounding. Felony dismounts Ashley and goes to her knees, putting her face right in the crossfire of Sindy’s spray and Mark’s blast and collects both simultaneously, closing her eyes in anticipation of the double barreled attack. | |||||
| Scene Five: Sierra Sin, Sasha Grey & Jenna Presley with Mark Ashley | |||||
 A double-dose of either Sasha or Sierra is never a bad thing but lucky you, raincoaters, you get both. Throw wanton do-it-all dynamo newb Jenna Presley and we’ve got a recipe for something really, really special. The trio sits on a sofa, Sierra sandwiched between Sasha and Jenna, having her itty bitty nipples licked and bitten by the bratty brunettes. Everyone is wrapped from head-to-toe in black fishnet tops and crotchless panties and black-and-white striped thigh-high stockings with matching fingerless gloves, the entire group all looking very enticing. Sierra, with Jenna and Sasha looking on intently, tries to finger herself to an orgasm but Mark Ashley comes out of nowhere to stick his cock into Sierra’s empty and aching pussy. Best believe she has no problem squirting once he’s pumping his dick deep inside her. Jenna and Sasha lean in to get their faces soaked and taste Mark’s prick when it exits. ”I want some more of that fuckin’ juice! Fuckin’ give it to me, bitch!” Grey yells as Sinn cums again. While Jenna licks Sierra’s pussy and asshole spotless, Mark accosts Sasha, holding her head steady while he pushes his meat to the back of her throat. Jenna and Sierra pair off, Sierra licking Jenna’s pussy and smacking her clit until she bubbles over while Sasha prattles on as Mark Ashley eats her pussy. Cut to Presley lying back mish on a stool, Mark’s cock firmly entrenched in her cunt while Sasha whispers encouragement and Sierra hovers just behind Jenna, dildoing herself to a few more explosions. Presley herself manages a few gushers when Ashley beats his cock against her pussy mish and in spoon. Sierra and Sasha, of course, swoop in to get it all over their pretty faces. In what might be the hottest portion of the scene, Mark Ashley pairs off with Sasha Grey again, this time positioning her on a stool mish and driving his cock deep into her young asshole as she curses a blue streak rubbing her pussy. Jenna and Sierra are on another stool, Presley toying herself to quite a few more splashing climaxes but who can really concentrate or care what they’re up to when the nubile ingénue’s ass is swallowing up Mark’s cock with relative ease and loudly asking for more and more (”Yes! Fuck that dirty asshole, motherfucker! Open that fuckin’ asshole up!”) with a smile? Sinn can’t wait to taste teenage ass juice off of his dick and lays her head across Sasha’s lap, anxiously waiting for Mark to pull out and feed her what she wants. Sierra then just starts gliding back and forth between Jenna and Sasha, using her dildo to douse one before running back to the other. Gives new meaning to the phrase “lather, rinse, repeat.” Just to keep her still, Mark has to put Sierra on a stool, her ass hanging off the back end and do her doggie anal. Jenna jills off in front of Sierra while Sasha alternates between lying beneath her pussy, staring upwards, waiting on the inevitable downpour of liquid refreshment and jumping in front of Jenna’s blasts. Ashley gets Sinn to her feet and fingers until she spills all over the floor. Sasha gets down and slurps it up and this sets up the amazing finale that sees Sasha surrounded on all sides, her face perched below Sierra and Jenna pumping their pussies with dildos and squirting all over her while Mark Ashley strokes off, his load intermingling with their squirt on Grey’s face. Sasha collects all the fluids and spits it into Sierra’s mouth, who in turn, swaps it with Jenna. Sierra and Sasha are more than happy to give Mark’s cock a farewell slurp to close the proceedings.  Overall: It should come as no surprise that if squirting is what you’re looking for then this release provides that by the gallons. If there were a contest to count how many times the phenomenon occurred here, you might honestly need a calculator, which is indeed a refreshing change of pace from the movies who make claims but rarely, if ever, deliver on the promise. Elegant Angel and William H. are known for putting together one helluva female ejaculation movie already but this series takes their recognizable formula to the next level by providing multiple girls, squirt swapping and finishes that are simultaneously nasty, noteworthy, stupendous and strokable. The images of the money shots will linger long after the scenes are complete, please believe me. Sasha Knox and Flower Tucci started this one off hot and on the right foot and it never slowed again to look back. It will be a long time before I will likely never forget Sasha Grey’s two turns here and Sierra Sinn and Annie Cruz provided the perfect foils to her ‘existential whore of the new millennium’ vibe. Naomi, Felony, Sindy Lange and Jenna Presley were no slouches but the standouts here stood out so much, it made these girls virtually invisible. Another dynamic and satisfying squirting title from the guys that are doing it the absolute best right now, William H. and Elegant Angel. Special Features:
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