Superfuckers 9: Anal Affairs Review

The Run Down

-Private's Superfuckers No.9, The AnalSexPlosion
-6 Scenes with a lot of variety in scene set up, positions and actors.

Heat-6
Acting-4
Looks-8
Raincoat factor-1 (one condom scene)

"A mega ass fucking, cunt bashing, spunk splashing, 3 hour, sex frenzy. The only surprise here is that even Mr Woodman has excelled himself with a mega gang bang at the bowling alley as no less than 22 lads plough into the insatiable Kristy and score a strike every time leaving her drenched as rivers of sperm flow down her face.
The line up of talent is many and varied with gorgeously sweet seductive newcummer Monica sweet. She licks her dildo clean in a classic Woodman casting, and it's two cocks in the same hole when Christina has her cunt filled to the maxium in some hot and torrid double vaginal."
Courtesy of Private.com

What I Liked

-I liked the attention given to the DVD set up. The menu's were easy to navigate along with being visually and audibly appealing.

-The variety was refreshing. From scene to scene there were new faces (and bodies) to see as well as a healthy mix of positions being played with.

-There was a lot of natural beauty here. Not a lot of fake boobs, tattoos and too much makeup like you sometimes see in porn.

What I Didn't Like

-I felt the audio was weak in this DVD. Maybe I'm just spoiled but I like hearing what people are saying to one another. From scene to scene it was a problem, everything sounded far away and muffled.

-Forgive me but I have to say it. Is this why young men are so BAD at having sex? They have all watched pornos and think it's O.K to shove their fingers in a womyns pussy before she's aroused? Come on, where is the realism here? I hate seeing this. It turns me off and makes me feel bad for the actresses.

Repeat after me:
No Lick, No Stick.

-It seems to be a phenomena, you put two or more porn starlets in a room together and they're moans get in synch and it end up sounding like...Dogs in a kennel or seals on the docks at Fisherman's Wharf? I can't decide which is closer. Anyway, my point is this a real scream fest that personaly I find unappealing. Besides, it adds a comedic spin to things that is not conducive to the horney condition you're going for by watching a porn in the first place.

-Ahhh! Please use condoms! I know this is a hateful thing to some people but in the second scene when I watch a man go from one ass to the other. My pussy cringes! That is just sick. At least have some hygiene common sense. In another scene the womyn takes the dildo out of her ass and proceeds right into giving it a BJ. And what's up with Kristy taking 25 guys with no condoms?
Come on guys, where does responsibility come in to play?

-Acting. If you can't find better actors, don't bother with the plots. An that's all I have to say about that.

Extras

A nice selection. Your options are:

• Trailer
• Other Titles
• Photo Book
  This contained a healthy selection of production stills.
• Cast Bios
  These were nice. A thumb through set up with two pages each. Included pictures and things like hobbies and nationalities.
• Production Notes
  These were little summaries of the scenes. This was an interesting choice to include. I'm not sure I enjoyed it but I did see the value of it.

I Would Recommend this DVD to

-Anyone into hardcore sex action.

-Facial lovers

-Anal lovers

-Anyone looking for gang bang or group sex action.

My Overall Impression

This is a good DVD to add to a collection despite my perceptions of it's shortcomings. It's good for hardcore sex action and a jack off session and hey, that's what porns for anyway right?

What it's Worth & Where to Find it

$18, price search results

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Have fun, be safe.
Luna