Super Pop Shots Review

Reviewed by Aaryanna  on  8/26/2022

GEE, I REALLY MISS THE GOOD OL' DAYS WITH TRULY MANLY CUMSHOTS!

Do you remember back in porn when men were men, and real women always drank their man's seed completely? Every delicious drop?

The girls would kneel. And the camera would position itself down there with her and get in really tight, looking directly down her lovely gullet. The dude's dick would then sneak in from the side to deposit its shimmery love juice directly within. And not one ounce would be missed, since any stragglers would be diligently scooped back in, of course.

And the babes themselves would often times use their tongues or fingers to lovingly play with it – before savagely tossing back their heads, gulping loudly, and then exclaiming, "Ahhhhhh!" before proudly showing off their empty mouths afterwards, sticking out their tongues, while smacking their lips appetizingly.

Few things in life and porn were, for me, as visually and emotionally satisfying as enjoying a gorgeous wench completely swallowing, would you agree?

NOT THAT MOVIE

Well, unfortunately, this isn't that movie! And it seems as though those days may have left us forever!

Sure, the women in this compilation still kneel, but the camera is too far away. And what is biologically produced is more like rain than a satisfying stream.

But I was confused. The box says, "Super Pop Shots" just like in the olden days. And the originator is named "Diabolic," a studio once known for its reliably mouthwatering cum swallowing content.

I suppose I should've been forewarned, though, by the utterly massive facial on the cover! Like, duh. I guess time has regrettably marched on!

MY REAL REVIEW

Seriously, as you might expect, Super Pop Shots (this movie) consists of the last-thirty-seconds-of-fucking in a scene, followed by a guy ejaculating (or trying to) typically into mouths. But too often his output is wasted on butts, breasts and faces. And this utter lack of precision is repeated dozens and dozens of times.

Fortunately, the lighting and overall camera work are generally good – but usually too far away, particularly for the latter. And the women are, for the most part, consistently attractive.

But if you watch very carefully, you can almost predict where the cumshot will be directed. Really. If the lady has a cute butt, that's where it will end up. Likewise, if she has nice tits – bingo! Unfortunately, there aren't many close-ups of the girls broadly opening their mouths. There's typically not much that goes in there, anyway. And not all of the babes even bother to swallow. Gee, how inconsiderate.

Here's a sampling of my favorite segments. None of the performers themselves are listed in the video. Nor are their movies called out. But I'll just do the best that I can, alright?

An attractive fair-skinned black girl gets fucked in her shapely ass. And that's precisely where it ends up, sprayed upon her by a slightly darker dick. A second but prettier black girl after her gets it served sloppily around her mouth, where it sort of resembles Elmer's Glue. Yum.

A pretty blonde, who looks a little like Lexi Belle, gets her hair grabbed to hold her noggin in place -- while she's pounded far away in her pussy. Go figure. She has a nicely trimmed bush. She kneels beneath him as he cums, but she only manages to orally capture the few drops that he produces. To get more of a taste, she sucks him afterwards to lick his shaft clean.

A moaning brunette fucks doggy and shows off her gorgeous thighs and pendulous breasts. She clutches the sheets more tightly towards the end, when he cums across her curvaceous butt. See what I mean?

The prettiest black girl so far, with glowing skin, kneels – where it's served onto her face. The guy has several spurts. But none of them land inside of the orifice she's offering. What a jerk.

A plaintive brunette yells in time to her dude's final thrusts. He rewards her by cumming across her tummy. Another jerk.

A redhead closes her eyes in ecstasy as her ample tits jiggle in time with his thrusts. She has flawless skin, but he chooses to instead cum across the outside of her clean-shaven twat. Gee, what's the point of that?

In the most utterly useless segment, a sitting guy jerks off with his dick pointing skyward, as he tries to ejaculate upwards into his girlfriend's anxious mouth, where she's positioned herself directly above him. He cums sloppily, and most of it oozes out – because his hand is still in the way, jerking off, like, duh – even though she's trying to wrap her lips around him to capture it. She spits out onto her palm afterwards, as if to prove what she's caught. But heck, all I saw were raspberries (saliva). Need I go on?

A big-titted brunette gets screwed missionary with both legs up. Her wailing is kind of sexy. Being the gentleman that he is, he scurries around the bed before he cums to position his dick directly over her mouth. There's one good squirt that hits her squarely on her tongue. But the other drops fall haplessly about. The girl smiles broadly afterwards.

A short-haired blonde gets poled on a sofa. She dismounts quickly and the camera shift around to get a better view of her tongue and the inside of her mouth. She doesn't have any fillings, good for her. Miraculously, he gets most of it on her oral love muscle, with a few errant lines streaming down one side of her face. Even more amazingly, she swallows all that's inside, and she even sucks his cock lovingly afterwards to get a bit more flavor. But the streaks on her pretty visage are neglected. How lazy.

A grimacing blonde with Jello-like boobs gets screwed painfully in her snatch with one leg up. Her discomfort seems to heighten with each of his shoves. She surprisingly begs for it at the end, kneels, and her gent generally manages to accommodate her by getting it mostly inside her maw and across her tongue. Before it leaks out, though, he gently urges her mouth closed with his hand, and she partially gags when she swallows it. How sexy. A few drops dribble out afterwards on to her lower lip. She tries to blow bubbles through it, but sucks it back in instead. Good girl. The camera work in this segment was excellent, as it shifted around front to better capture her persistence. Unsurprisingly, she looks prettiest after it's all gone.

In one of the most abbreviated scenes, a long-haired brunette kneels and bobs her head over her man's dick just a few times before she leans back on her haunches to warmly accept his gift. He manages to deposit but a few drops directly on her tongue. That's all he had. She plays mouth gymnastics with it, but never swallows. What a bitch.

In one of the most romantic endings, by contrast, a gorgeous girl with long auburn hair and pretty dark eyes, smiles genuinely as she's fucked doggy on the sofa. She maintains her effervescence even as she dismounts the couch, and kneels excitedly in front of him. She appears to stick her tongue out as far as it will go, as it wraps southward, completely covering her lower lip and extending halfway down her chin. The guy manages to land quite a few spurts where it counts, down the center of her tongue with the rest dotting her jaw. She ingests all that she can. Good girl. She then grabs his dick with both hands, and sucks it affectionately afterwards, smiling excitedly the entire time. Watching her utter devotion made me just want to fall in love with her. If I had a dick, she's definitely the lass I'd want to have swallowing from it!

I'll end here, on a high note. This movie, of course, still has oodles of segments remaining.

CONCLUSION

Well, the girls were generally good at kneeling. But their dudes weren't always very good at producing. And the cinematography was still too far away to be enjoyable. Que sera.

Thinking out loud, do you think, with COVID, that honest-to-goodness cum swallowing finishes will ever make a serious comeback? Can you get COVID from semen? More significantly, they probably need to employ their male actors in fewer scenes (per day) – so they can each output more cum (per load) – per girl. Today's generations of porn fans – probably have little idea what truly good cumshots are really like. Enjoy.