Suomalaista Teinipornoo 1: Teensex from Finland Review

Reviewed by loverboy  on  12/21/2007

Title: Suomalaista Teinipornoo 1 Teensex from Finland
Studio: Radical
Starring: Jamina, Mila, Sandy, Emily, Lotta, Milla, Suvi, Petra, Lotta, Suski

Poor attempt at releasing Finnish porn in the US. Language spoken is all Finnish without any subtitles. Lengthy interviews and tease scenes conducted in Finnish are not interesting if you can't understand what is being said. Ten screen scene jumps are on the dvd to choose from, but actually only four fuck scenes are included. The rest is tease. A bit more care in releasing this to the US market would have been appreciated.

Cast is rather pasty looking, but for such a northern climate probably the norm. Women didn't look bad but could use a little more makeup!
Camera is sometimes good, sometimes amateur with a few jerky tripod shots. Still camera is heard whirling away which is very distracting.

Sex scene one: a black haired (with white interwoven) pig tailed gal enters a hotel room with her boyfriend. She has a tat on her arm and is wearing pink socks. They move from the door to the bed and he kisses her tits and kneads them. Bj, pussy eating, anal dildo, pussy dildo, cg, mish, dog, anal fingering, anal mish and finger pussy insertion follow. Cut to shower where he does her dog and she gives him a bj. As her mascara runs, he cums on her face. Illusion of a couple doing it in a hotel room alone is shattered with constant camera flashes and clicks throughout the scene. So many pictures were taken they could probably fill up a phone book sized book if they were printed up! The couple was also very quiet throughout the scene, hardly exchanging any dialog at all.

Sex scene two: Pig tailed and a bit on the chubby side a blonde with a pink top and panties is taken to the shower where she gets a shave. She has a star tat on her ass. Back in bed she gives some head. Then it's 1/2 of a 69 (guy enjoys pussy but she offers nothing in return). Next she has some clips on her tits while he inserts a dildo. Mish with condom, followed by doggie. He write "Narttu" on her face with a marker, then explodes on her face.

Sex scene three: A blonde wearing leopard pattern stockings and bra is fucked by a guy in a hotel room. She has a tat on her back. Positions are varied. After bj it's mish with condom, pink dildo insertion, pile driver, reverse pd, and then shower scene where she gives a relucant bj.

Sex scene four: After a car ride a braided blonde ponytailed cutie with butterfly tats all over gives a guy a massage. He is laying outside on a towel on cement. She gives him a bj, he lays on her. Mish with condom, cg, dog and anal dog follow. He feeds her cock and explodes.

No extras. cast isn't listed anywhere except on dvd cover so who knows who is who? DVD cover says over three hours, but most of the dvd is tease and not sex.

PS: What is Narttu?